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Thursday, August 27, 2009

First in this Series -- PART 1: Meet the National MooPiGEO'Graphic ...

So you want to be an Inter-National MooPiGEO'Graphic Photographer?
by Pat Darnell

PHOTO Top: 607,000 AMerican Nationals brave the icy waters of the reflection pond in the Mall in DC yesterday to watch the pond-side Jumbotron of Barry Obama's Inauguration. [by Leftbent Phrom Birth... who hung over a ledge to capture these magnificent images.]

Can you handle the Military Code of Justice? If your answer is "I don't know..." that is a VERY good answer.

MooPiGEO'Graphics answers to no code, bylaw, or Gitmo's. Last word on that. We go in and cull the photos throughout Interkingdomnet, with aplomb and sleepy eyes.

MooPig Enterprises invites you to meet now our dedicated world-wide faithful Noahs and Johns; our stealthy Burkha Moms and sandled Muslim marathon runners.

There are so many fabulous photo-image makers we will take it slower and show a few each day.

Today we are featuring Leftbent Phrom Birth originally from Pripyat Boyarka Boys' Town of Kiev Ukraine.

When asked how can he bear the 26 degree\ wind chill 14 degrees? He replied, "I'm used to difficult weather and radiation."

PHOTO Middle: Leftbent Phrom Birth is shown hanging from the ledges, braving SWAT rifle fire, homosexuals advances, 14 degree wind chill, and tenth out of two hundred surgeries to correct his condition, to get the gathered masses headliner photo for INMPGG.

PHOTO Bottom: As is usual for Leftbent, things get tougher before they get better, he has to rip the Public phone off the wall to make his calls comfortably. This leads to constant arrests, and conjugal visits to jails, for which MooPig Enterprises appreciatively pays his bail anytime, and anywhere.

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