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Monday, August 31, 2009

No News Day :: Muncheritis -- and other Urban Legends


Today: A ... 'Dubious Smoke, the Shoe, Cat Food for Black Sorority, and Dusk to Dawn Ramadan Pork' ... no News Day
Retrieved by Pat Darnell and Guest 'ismokedoobies'

MSN News: A juicy-red tomato fight, scorching wildfires and Muslim fasting during Ramadan highlight this collection of eye-catching images. [HERE] -- and -- [HERE]
NBC News correspondents and producers across the U.S. shed light on the news of the day.

Illegal Aliens were hired to watch over now retired Marijuana Grove in Sierra Nevada


This week’s bust in California is one of the largest yet, and is the first time Sequoia National Park had to close down an exhibit as a result of a drug bust. Sadly, that exhibit is a well-known cave, with a crystal-covered interior.

Beth Fritsch, who was visiting the park from Maryland, told the AP:
“I’m fine with the trees, but I really wanted to see the caves. It’s sad to see that this is happening now inside the national parks.”
"America's public lands are under attack," Mr. Walters said. "Instead of being appreciated as national treasures, they are being exploited and destroyed by foreign drug-trafficking organizations and heavily armed Mexican marijuana cartels," said Drug Czar John P. Walters.
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Ramadan Mubarak Decorations, Free Ramadan Mubarak eCards, Greeting Cards ...
Ramadan is the holy month of fasting from dawn to dusk and offering our prayers to the almighty. Reach out to your friends, family and loved ones with our warm and wonderful May Allah Be With You!
A warm and heartfelt Ramadan wish for your near and dear ones. [HERE]
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Muntadhar 'the Shoe' Al-Zeidi Freed SOURCE [ ... ]
Muntadhar Al-Zeidi, the Iraqi man who threw his shoe at President George Bush, will be freed from prison next month after being put in jail for the shoe throwing. [ ... ]
Al-Zaidi was initially sentenced to three years after pleading not guilty to assaulting a foreign leader, then the court reduced it to one year because the journalist had no prior criminal history. The act of the 30-year-old reporter during Bush's last visit to Iraq as president turned him into a folk hero across the Arab world amid anger over the 2003 invasion...
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Sorority, 'the Zeta Phi Bettys', accused of making pledges eat cat food [SOURCE]
Zeta Phi Beta's Web site says the sorority was founded in 1920 by students seeking to depart from the traditional coalitions for black women.

Colorado State suspends group over food, sleep deprivation allegations. A police report obtained by The Rocky Mountain Collegian newspaper says pledges told authorities they were forced to eat cat food and perform "strenuous physical activity" that made one student seek medical attention.

FORT COLLINS, Colo. - Colorado State University has withdrawn recognition of a sorority after an investigation into several alleged incidents of hazing, including being deprived of sleep and being made to eat cat food. (AP. updated 8:32 a.m. CT, Fri., Aug 28, 2009)
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In Conclusion:
Comment 10 [HERE]

ismokedoobies Says:
August 31st, 2009 at 3:25 am
ummm, it shoulnt be legalized, all that we’ll get is dirt weed, and people that have never done it before will start doing it. that will start problems i think. they shouldnt do it. but they shouldnt criminalise it so harshly either

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