What's the Matter Now? :: PageViews
by Pat Darnell and the Fourth Stooge, with guest person, the Twelfth Man
Bryan, TX | Since June 2010, Google has graciously given our blogger nation of blogspot dot com, some STATS for us to peruse. I do not know who gets to see them but they seem innocuous enough.
By July 2010, one month into it, it says MooPig Wisdom blogger spot had 22,456 pageviews. Using that as the first ever STATS captured on this blogspot, we look at the ensuing months for a progression...
Aha, by August 2010 MooPig Wisdom Blogspot recorded 19,588 pageviews... or 2,868 fewer pageviews.
The trend continues as by September MooPig Wisdom Blogspot registers 18,415 pageviews, fewer yet than in the beginning.
Somehow Google STATS can measure the top viewed posts and it shows three main articles: One about a coyote that crossed the road, an article on Julie Benz the actress, and an article about Barbie. Other top pageview getters are postings that include some form of nudity in the pirated images.These are directly LINK'd to Google Images, the world of image art that I have used as my personal Clip-art files since beginning MooPig Wisdom in '06. This is a grey zone of legality, and one can say I pirated pictures for my own amusement. Okay? 'Nuff said.
There is no advertising in MooPig Wisdom, except for one linkup to Pribek dot Net to alert my readers, all two of them, to his stellar album. Please order yours today.
Since I knew a day would come when my pirating of pictures would be noticed by others who "try" to protect their images, I began drawing my own pictures for publishing on posts. This tactic is very ... hmmmm ... "retro" ... or better word, "backwards thinking." And I am guessing this tactic will extinguish all pageviews eventually. This being the strategy as MooPig Wisdom approaches the two thousand postings mile post.
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It turns out that the most popular posts in MooPig Wisdom are linked to Images Gallery in Google by the images that I have been using for my personal glee, thinking them to share. Each image is attached to a page in there. Some one who is visually stimulated sees the image thumb nail, likes it, and clicks on it, and botta boom botta bing, there pops up MooPig Wisdom: " ... one pageview," by gosh by gum.
Conclusion: Here is the Pat Darnell "Dictum of Internet Blog Popularity STATS"
DARNELL DICTUM
- a Blog must be somehow linked to Porn on the Internet via images gallery's underage people displaying uncovered parts of their physiques, so that the viewer's vulgarity synapse is activated ...
- a Blog should have at least one product to sell\trade\auction that every man, woman, child, and their dog cannot live another day without...
- a blog must contain pieces of pirated content in form of image or audio-video, and be accompanied by a web-site that "looks" subversive
- All blogs lead to Maurice Strong and the New World Order Conspiracy he promotes, but most of his image and tripe is expunged...
- a blog's Advertising must be viral to have any effect ...
- a contribution to a Blog's PayPal account is worth ten thousand pageviews
- What is a Pageview anyway?
[PHOTO: Maurice Strong]
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