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Saturday, March 26, 2011

MooPig's "CEO Golden Bungee Cord"

MooPig TV Reviews :: Undercover Boss on CBS
by Pat Darnell

What a CEO has that most everyone else doesn't have is the Golden Bungee Cord. He or She will bounce back no matter how far the fall. A dismissed CEO is a sure thing. He will show up in another operation as an officer. The CEO is the ultimate fall guy.

CEO's have this: a full year's income saved for when they fall -- and falling is imminent. They know from hind sight that they are entitled because they can "afford" to not work as if they are eminent domain -- the power of the CEO to take private property for his own use with payments going to other members of the boards who hire and fire CEO's.

Undercover Boss is a TV show that attempts to immerse the CEO into his own company at the bottom. It is a tale usually of a Boss being humbled, for a time, by his own workers. Don't worry, Labor is in the toilet, so it won't matter much the outcome. It turns out, the well-paid CEO undeservedly foregos the usual 18 holes to work side by side with personnel who are hindered and saddled with debt, situational dogma, and blighted in some way.

No matter; when CEO goes for the job that is responsible for most outsets of dementia, the reality is that he or she has a golden bungee cord. CEO's have term life, longterm disability insurance, short term catastrophic and bonuses. The CEO can support his way of life indefinitely, and doesn't worry about healthcare. Our Chief Executive Officers will bounce back, not to worry.

MooPigsters know not all CEO's are at the top of their game, but walk-a-day in-my-shoes takes on new meaning when slumming with the home-grown peeps down at the warehouse. Lee Iacocca comes to mind, the guy who was fired from Ford and became CEO at Chrysler.

For all of you who have to clean the public toilets because you are the new kid on the block:
CBS Undercover Boss LINK
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