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Thursday, March 03, 2011

Three Ring Circus Money Supply at the Big Top

Ben Bernanke Lyrics
[SOURCE] Hello there, Spencer
I see you
You boy boy
I see you, Spencer
With my eyes
You're the architect of my dreams, Spencer
You plan them, and build them on blue paper,
And hand them to me
And then I dream them Spencer
That's what you do for me
Thank you for that, Spencer, you prick
I'm a magician, Spencer,
A furious magician
Oooooh
Avada Kedavra
Spencer, to you, Spencer
Avada Kedavra, to you, Spencer
You think you're something special, Spencer
You think you're something brand new
But you're old oats, Spencer
You're old, dry, stale, oats, Spencer
I'm a magician, Spencer,
A furious magician
Oooooh
You're a tall glass of water,
Aren't you Spencer?
You boy... Precious boy.
I'm Ben Bernanke, Spencer,
And I want your teeth
For the federal reserve
I'm cutting interest rates in half, Spencer
And I need your teeth
I'll admit, Spencer
You're hansome... but what have you done with it?
You think you can mock me, Spencer?
Do you?
Do you think you can mock me Spencer?
Do you think you can capture my essence and
Throw it back at me with humor and
Rhetorical devices?
Well you can't, Spencer
You don't know what I'm capable of
I need your teeth
For my Lonley Hearts Club Band, Spencer
Ben Bernanke
I'm a magician, Spencer,
A furious magician
Oooooh
Are you proud of you country?
Are you proud of you country?
I bet you are,
You pretty little boy
Sitting up there in your high chair
Demanding more applesauce
You've already got enough applesauce, Spencer
There's plenty of applesauce on your plate
I'm going to kiss you, Spencer
On the lips
You sexy little rattlesnake
You naughty little baby boy
You rambungtious little infant
My mother tries to get me to go on dates, Spencer
You know what that's like?
You know how humiliating that is, Spencer?
You boy Spencer, Spencer, Spencer, Spencer
Oh my god
You tall drink of water, Spencer
I'm a magician, Spencer,
A furious magician
Oooooh
I'm a magician, Spencer,
A furious magician magician magician
I love you, Spencer
I'm gonna spank you silly (HERE)
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