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Saturday, September 17, 2011

MooPig's "Who Would Win in a Bar Fight #1"

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Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  September 17, 2011  |  Bryan TX

[T]ypical of most small business people. We work as unknowns, in industrial parks and incubators and offices above strip malls. We're all looking for the big contract, the home run, the hole-in-one opportunity that makes us rich. It doesn't happen. It's years of work that makes it happen.
Brock Lesnar
Height: 6'3, Weight: 265 lbs., Reach: 81.0 in., Stance: Orthodox, Age: 33
Summary: Size, wrestling ability, athleticism
Striking accuracy 77% (156 of 203)
Takedown accuracy 60% (11 of 19)
Two-time All-American wrestler at the University of Minnesota (1999 and 2000), 2000 NCAA National Champion in wrestling, 1999 NCAA Runner-Up in wrestling, 1998 Junior College National Champion
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Brock Lesnar

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Glenn Beck

Glenn "el Cigano dos" Beck
Height: 6', Weight: 200 lbs., Reach: 70.0 in., Stance: Orthodox, Age: 47
Summary: Pontificating, Haircut, Genuflecting, Chalk Talking, He's had problems with drugs and alcohol in the past. He's suffered from depression, suicidal tendencies and mental illness. As sad as that sounds, it puts him in the same class of other highly successful people.
Striking accuracy 47% (253 of 536)
Takedown accuracy 50% (1 of 2)
Frustrated Academician brown belt under Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, unbeatable conjectural scientist, Brazilian kickboxing Heavyweight dummy, Bahia State champion in submission, Glenn Beck's measurements it's not a "Stade" but rather a "Stadion" Which in the Phoenician-Egyptian way of measuring things comes out at 209m or 685.52ft. Not 606. HUh?
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Glenn Beck -- " ... The guy just talks, non-stop for an hour. He writes stuff on a chalkboard. He interacts with his reverently faithful audience who are nodding at every word. He looks into the camera with such intensity that you feel a little self-conscious looking back at the TV. He says a lot of stuff that makes a lot of sense. And he says a lot of stuff that just sounds like complete lunacy. That's because he's clearly a smart guy. And he may very well be a lunatic too.
But one thing's for sure: Glenn Beck is the ultimate small business guy. I respect that. (LINK) ... "


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http://news.lesnar-brock.com/brock_lesnar_vs_shane_carwin_postponed.php
http://www.benzinga.com/news/11/07/1804379/glenn-beck-is-the-only-nazi-in-this-equation
http://www.daytondailynews.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/accessatlanta/radiotalk/entries/2008/06/08/68_wgstcnn_head.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gene-marks/why-glenn-beck-is-the-ult_b_959693.html
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3 comments:

Pribek said...

who again is Glenn Beck

MooPig said...

He's son of the titular Bilbo Baggins, who is the only son of the wealthy and respectable Bungo Baggins and Belladonna Took, Bilbo grew up at Bag End. He once said:

"I dont know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve."

Glenn did not retain the gene, and only has hairy feet to show for his peculiar lineage.

Pribek said...

titular...heh heh...

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