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Jim Robinson says:
Snagged by Pat Darnell | Aug 4, 2012 | Bryan TX

‎50 Ways to piss-off a Tea Bagging Republican!

1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.

2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.

3. Joseph McCarthy was an UN-American, witch hunting pussy.

...4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were Traitors.

5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.

6. The Founding Fathers were Liberals.

7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.

8. Sarah Palin is an ugly Bitch! (said to conservative males).

9. The Earth is round.

10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.

11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.

12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.

13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.

14. Global warming is real!

15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned!

16. The military is a government-run institution, so why do Republicans approve the defense budget?

17. The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no longer exists!

18. Paying taxes is patriotic.

19. Republicans: Peddling the same failed economic policies since 1880!

20. The Republican Party began as a liberal party!

21. The Presidents’ full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America Ass Hole!

22. George W. Bush held hands with the King of Saudi Arabia and Kissed him on the mouth with tong.

23. President Obama saved the American auto industry, while Republicans wanted to destroy it!

24. Hate is not a Christian virtue.

25. Jesus was a liberal.

26. Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats on needless Wars and themselves!

27. Tea parties are for little girls!

28. Public schools educate all children; private schools are for indoctrinating children.

29. The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible!

30. Sharia law doesn’t exist in America!

31. The President is NOT a Muslim!

32. Corporations are NOT people. People are people.

33. Fox News isn’t real news, it’s just a racist, sexist, hateful, right-wing propaganda machine.

34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.

35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.

36. Women control their own bodies.

37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum! "FROTHY"

38. Please use spell check.

39. It’s “pundit”, not “pundnit”.

40. Social Security is solvent through 2038 if we remove the cap it will be forever!

41. Health care is a right, not a product.

42. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning Supreme Court.

43. G.O.P also stands for Gross Old Pricks.

44. The donkey shouldn’t be the Democratic mascot because Republicans are the real jackasses!

45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush wouldn’t do in eight!

46. Water-boarding IS torture.

47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe!

48. Republicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq should be allowed to invade Texas to get it back.

49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment.

50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians!


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