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Showing posts with label dirty assets. Show all posts
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Sunday, June 29, 2014

MooPig Incoherent Numbers Division :: "We Have a Million Page-views"

IDK, Maybe We Should Re-take Our Vows
by Pat Darnell  |  June 29, 2014  |  Bryan TX


From an obscure point in time, in an essentially unknown city, on a day like any other day MooPig became a blog. It appeared first in a beta version of blogger provided by Google. That was in 2006. There were no measuring tools provided for blogger in those days. Then sometime in July 2007, stats began being kept by Google for MooPig. In July '07 we had 22,456 "Page-views."

Too much excitement for us!

So we subscribed to Googles measuring tools. Today we passed one million views. What it intrinsically means, I don't know, IDK.

So to put this in perspective, we rely on comparisons. And, like all blogs, we will exaggerate our importance by comparing our page-views to a totally unrelated famous person. For grins and shits, let's say Miley Cyrus posts this note in her "whatever" electronic device and sends it out over the net ...
Cyrus has a heart condition called tachycardia, which is a resting heart rate exceeding normal. In early 2014, Cyrus suffered an allergic reaction to the antibiotic, Cephalexin, prescribed to her to treat a sinus infection. Due to the allergy, Cyrus was hospitalized at a Kansas City hospital (straight out of Y ikki peed ya)..."
Miley Cyrus will get a million page-views as fast as it takes a million fingers to punch in a million "LIKES."

MooPig is a blog about nothing in particular, that is, it does not follow one subject, but rather zigzags, winds, twists, turns, curves, curls, bends, and snakes its merry way around issues and malarkey that catch its attention. About nothing, for nothing, sells nothing, slowest growing rag in the natural world, is our MooPig blogger dot com.

[What MooPig really is:  3000 letters to my six children, who have never read more than 0.01% of it. PD]

BUT WE HAVE A MILLION PAGE-VIEWS! Gosh darn it, that's amazing.



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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Personal Freedoms

UBS to Reveal 4,450 U.S. Account Names
By STEPHEN OHLEMACHER and DEVLIN BARRETT, AP
[Retrieved by PD HERE]


WASHINGTON (Aug. 19) - Swiss banking giant UBS AG agreed Wednesday to turn over to the IRS the details of 4,450 accounts suspected of holding undeclared assets by American customers, piercing Switzerland's long-standing tradition of banking secrecy.
IRS Commissioner Doug Shulman said the accounts held $18 billion in assets at one time. Many have since been closed, he said.
The deal will give the Internal Revenue Service thousands of long-sought account names, Shulman said, and is expected to provide even more UBS clients who voluntarily disclose their financial details to the agency.
UBS has an estimated 52,000 accounts of U.S. customers. The IRS chief said the 4,450 accounts being relinquished to the agency were the ones most suspected of containing undeclared assets.

[ read more here ... ]

Account holders will be notified before their names are released to the IRS. The names will first go to the Swiss Federal Tax Administration. Account holders will then be able to appeal their release to the IRS before Switzerland's Federal Administrative Court.
The process is expected to take several months, IRS officials said.
Shulman said the Swiss government has assured U.S. authorities that the release of the names conforms with both Swiss banking laws and the tax treaty signed by both countries. Shulman said the IRS reserves the right to resume its legal fight if any of the names are withheld.
"This issue is not going away, and people hiding assets and income offshore will find themselves increasingly at risk due to our efforts in this area," Shulman said.
UBS shares were down 2.1 percent at 16.55 Swiss francs ($15.51) on the Zurich exchange.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Triple Threat Pribek Answers: Comments Welcomed Here...

Geld Impulse



Deep Thought; or, Deep Shred
?
Retrieved by Pat Darnell

A mass movement requires certain ingredients in a certain order:
1. Men of words
2. Fanatics (true believers, willing to fight and/or die for the cause)
3. Men of action

4. Skilled administrators to facilitate after the romanticism fades

Term limits (stateside), as is (no reform), make mass movement difficult to impossible on a National level but, frustrated citizens (like caller in the video HERE) make Jim Dandy true believers, no?

I believe it was Redd Foxx who said; "Wash yo dirty assets!" [Pribek]
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Is this about a scatological case for Joe the Plumber?
You know, like the Man "Who Writes the Songs," but sings them off key... Run on Banks, Stimulus, Mass Movements.... Bale Out,,,, Shaky Assets are on the table ready for the Deep Shred, who is going to step up?

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