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MooPig Correspondent from Springfield Ozarks Checks In
By Pribek and the Curmudgeons of Memphis

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Mike Tyson on the Economy

by Pat Darnell and the Herd
MIKE: MIKE: MIKE...[ ... ]

"Wha' you sayin'?" [blah. blah. blah]

"Oh, yiis, I t'ink d'the 'Timuliis Beeil isth a good thing..."

"I 'tink mos'marecans, me included, bit off mo' than we could chew..."

"Yea.. 'dat 'Timulus Beeil was sinned by Obmbmmbath today. I like dat. Yeessirree."

"You readi Babee? Les' go... Ah'm gittin' summa d'at anatomic 'timulus, Madg-th.... -- OK we be seein' ya fellas lator..."

("Uh, Madg, did you git the bill back there?")

Madonna mike tyson picture by BruceLeroy of the Independents
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Triple Threat Pribek Answers: Comments Welcomed Here...

Geld Impulse



Deep Thought; or, Deep Shred?
Retrieved by Pat Darnell

A mass movement requires certain ingredients in a certain order:
1. Men of words
2. Fanatics (true believers, willing to fight and/or die for the cause)
3. Men of action
4. Skilled administrators to facilitate after the romanticism fades

Term limits (stateside), as is (no reform), make mass movement difficult to impossible on a National level but, frustrated citizens (like caller in the video HERE) make Jim Dandy true believers, no?

I believe it was Redd Foxx who said; "Wash yo dirty assets!" [Pribek]
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Is this about a scatological case for Joe the Plumber? You know, like the Man "Who Writes the Songs," but sings them off key... Run on Banks, Stimulus, Mass Movements.... Bale Out,,,, Shaky Assets are on the table ready for the Deep Shred, who is going to step up?

Apology

Issued Apology by MooPig 7:03 PM CST | 02.09.09

We at MooPig Enterprises, all 42,000 of us, who are now unemployed, apologize for misunderstanding on a large scale the so-called "Stimulus Plan..."

As we are set right tonight in this hour, by the first Barry Obama press conference... we now understand it is an "ECONOMIC Stimulus Plan"

Top PHOTO True : Bottom PHOTO False

All this first six weeks of the new year and new administration, we have thought Barry Obama was pushing an "ANATOMIC Stimulus Plan."

Any harm we have caused our patrons and worldwide constituents, we are sorry.

Post-Script: We want to just give a shout out to Prez B Obama for saying "PORK" five times tonight, and also when he said "SHAKY ASSETS" there was an air of forgiveness in the entire moopig distaff ranks...

Stimulus Passes Senate, only one more out House to go...

READ ALL ABOUT IT!


Do you want to read it? [SOURCE]

page ONE

[FULL COMMITTEE PRINT]
111TH CONGRESS
1ST SESSION H. R. ll
Making supplemental appropriations for job preservation and creation, infrastructure
investment, energy efficiency and science, assistance to the
unemployed, and State and local fiscal stabilization, for the fiscal year
ending September 30, 2009, and for other purposes.
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
Mr. OBEY, from the Committee on Appropriations, reported the following bill;
which was committed to the Committee of the Whole House on the State
of the Union and ordered to be printed
A BILL
Making supplemental appropriations for job preservation and
creation, infrastructure investment, energy efficiency and
science, assistance to the unemployed, and State and
local fiscal stabilization, for the fiscal year ending September
30, 2009, and for other purposes.
1 Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representa2
tives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
3 SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
4 This Act may be cited as the ‘‘American Recovery
5 and Reinvestment Act of 2009’’.

Page TWO

1 SEC. 2. TABLE OF CONTENTS.
2 The table of contents for this Act is as follows:
TITLE I—GENERAL PROVISIONS
TITLE II—AGRICULTURE, NUTRITION, AND RURAL DEVELOPMENT
TITLE III—COMMERCE, JUSTICE, AND SCIENCE
TITLE IV—DEFENSE
TITLE V—ENERGY AND WATER
TITLE VI—FINANCIAL SERVICES AND GENERAL GOVERNMENT
TITLE VII—HOMELAND SECURITY
TITLE VIII—INTERIOR AND ENVIRONMENT
TITLE IX—LABOR, HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES, AND EDUCATION
TITLE X—MILITARY CONSTRUCTION AND VETERANS AFFAIRS
TITLE XI—DEPARTMENT OF STATE
TITLE XII—TRANSPORTATION, AND HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT
TITLE XIII—STATE FISCAL STABILIZATION FUND
3 SEC. 3. STATEMENT OF APPROPRIATIONS.
4 The following sums in this Act are appropriated, out
5 of any money in the Treasury not otherwise appropriated,
6 for the fiscal year ending September 30, 2009, and for
7 other purposes.
8 TITLE I—GENERAL PROVISIONS
9 Subtitle A—Use of Funds
10 SEC. 1101. PURPOSES AND PRINCIPLES.
11 (a) STATEMENT OF PURPOSES.—The purposes of
12 this Act include the following:
13 (1) To preserve and create jobs and promote
14 economic recovery.
15 (2) To assist those most impacted by the reces16
sion.
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1 (3) To provide investments needed to increase
2 economic efficiency by spurring technological ad3
vances in science and health.
4 (4) To invest in transportation, environmental
5 protection, and other infrastructure that will provide
6 long-term economic benefits.
7 (5) To stabilize State and local government
8 budgets, in order to minimize and avoid reductions
9 in essential services and counterproductive state and
10 local tax increases. (end of page two)

More Reading: [By Joel Skousen, Editor - World Affairs Brief. 1-30-09. Obama's Stimulus Bill -The Fine Print Retrieved HERE]