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Retrieved from email by Pat Darnell  |  June 10, 2011  |  Bryan TX  | Source Unknown

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!

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IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION...

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Can You Guess what this is in the PHOTO?

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Migrants from Latin America and Asia are seen in a trailer truck after being detected by police X-ray equipment, near Tuxtla Gutierrez, in Mexico's state of Chiapas, in this photo released by Chiapas State Attorney General on May 18, 2011. Two trailer trucks heading to the U.S and containing about 513 migrants were discovered at a checkpoint on early Tuesday. REUTERS/Chiapas State Attorney General/Handout 

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Uno de Mayo :: Immigrants' Rights -- Employer Reponsibilities

Criminal Liability for Arizona Businesses in Immigration Law mov
Retrieved YouTube by Pat Darnell | HERE --  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQlDDMKxyD4

"Trust me, 'I know how to read statutes...'" Jeffrey for National Pragmatism


"Harsh punishments for skirting the [new illegal immigrant] Laws in Arizona" ... trafficking will shut you down. Your vehicle will get impounded... fined, and permanently recorded in AZ law.

HERE is pdf of the AZ Senate Bill 1070 --- why is no one reading it?
http://www.azleg.gov/legtext/49leg/2r/bills/sb1070s.pdf
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