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Friday, December 07, 2012

MooPig TV Series Reviews, Intergalactic TV Watch Department: "Dr Who News"

Go Ahead, Ask the Question: Doctor Who?
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Dec 7, 2012  |  Bryan TX


Dr Who Enemies: "Who done it?"
"Of course they didn't do that in my days, and I don't want to be a reactionary old fart about that but in my days, it never occurred to me to try and kiss a girl," he said. (the telegraph, dec 7, 2012. LINK)
'via Blog this'

There have been rumours that show bosses are planning a special edition reuniting all the surviving actors who have played the Time Lord, but the 75-year-old said he had not yet been approached about the idea.

Baker, who appeared in nearly 200 episodes of the cult show in the 1970s and 80s, said he was "amazed" at all the kissing done by the last Doctor, David Tennant, and thought the show's special effects were losing some of their impact, he added.

"I think it is quite difficult now to surprise an audience with special effects," he said, "you may please an audience, but visually you can't actually amaze an audience can you?

"In a sense you just watch them trying, but if people can appear and disappear and walk through walls and disappear and then carry on fencing or kissing girls, that amazes me."

Baker said his approach to the Doctor was to treat him as an alien, and this did not fit with Tennant's flirty approach.
"Of course they didn't do that in my days, and I don't want to be a reactionary old fart about that but in my days, it never occurred to me to try and kiss a girl," he said.

"I didn't even know how to shake hands with them."

Baker starred in a two-part Doctor Who special for Children In Need in 1993 with fellow Time Lord actors Peter Davison, Sylvester McCoy, Colin Baker and Jon Pertwee, but said he would consider doing something similar this year.

"They should actually try and do something like that and they should get a nice jolly script with them," he said.

"I don't know what it will be like and they haven't approached me yet and I'd want to have some say about the script.

"I'm not asking for Tom Stoppard to write the script but for it to be as I remember it and as the others remember their time."

A new series of five Doctor Who adventures on audio book, with Baker playing the Time Lord, will be released in September.

______________________Reference
http://scifiscience.co.uk/doctorwho/enemies.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/doctor-who/5942592/Tom-Baker-interested-in-Doctor-Who-reunion.html

Monday, October 15, 2012

MooPig Space Jump

Hey MooPigsters everywhere, hold your heads high. That is -- "LOOK UP..." the red bull really is jumping over the  moon. It is merely coincidence that MooPig Special Events Department sponsored a MooPig Cow Space Jump nearly the same time those other guys at the canned drink company did theirs.

Ne'ertheless, MooPig "carpet did'em.." and has successfully sent its prize red bull calf several feet above the horizon, and gently touched down moments before he was dissected by aliens. So, our story doesn't have the best of endings... we still did it! And ours only cost a $buck fiddy to pull off. Low budget fun is what we are all about over here.

MooPig Circulation Statistics Department is expecting a viewer mega bubble as our event goes viral... only we didn't have enough in the budget to make a youTube. So you can just repeatedly visit here, and prove once again you don't have to be rich to have some fun!

Mesmerizing! 


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Thursday, November 06, 2008

And Now for Some Pretty Good GREEN Animorphisms Satire


sirfancypants (2 weeks ago)
What's wrong with criticism? It helps people recognize problems and improve.
MagicToto671 (2 weeks ago)
Koreans are just saying that the cow meat U.S delivers makes them sick (Not like common cold sick... Like throwing up everyday sick.) o-o (And don't mock our Korean language by making it too fast! MEANIES! >:O)
SepherStar (3 weeks ago)
What do you want?
Fossil fuel power or nuclear power?
What do you want to do with the nuclear waste from nuclear power?
What do you think the mining equipment to mine the uranium runs off of? How much energy do you think it takes to refine the uranium?

How much CO2 is emitted to recycle that trash? What happenes to those plastic containers in the end anyway?

Do your research. Sometimes the green option isn't so green.
sethhersch (2 months ago)
There is absolutely no way in hell or on earth to test every freaking cow that goes to the slaughter, it's simply not feasible. However, signing a bill that literally forbids small ranchers like my grandparents to test their own meats...now that's some kind of bullshit. I say we vote with our wallets. I grew up on good meat, and we took excellent care of our cattle. If you don't like the way that factory farms cut corners, don't give them patronage!! Shop small, shop local, grow/raise the rest.
arivera3426 (2 months ago)
you are right. there is no way supply can keep up with demand so the factory farms cut corners and make the cows grow faster with growth hormones so they can be slaughtered sooner.
BBluvya (2 months ago)
well, i dont think they are bad :)
and people with power, most of them are bad and selfish, and all they want to do if get more power, and that happens everywhere. which is really sad.

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