MooPig Re-Direct Department :: "Can humans regrow fingers?"

Did you ever Ask the Doctor ...
Mashed martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 5, 2014  |  Bryan TX

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HowStuffWorks "Can humans regrow fingers?": "When a hobby-store owner in Cincinnati sliced off his fingertip in 2005 while showing a customer why the motor on his model plane was dangerous, he went to the emergency room without the missing tip. He couldn't find it anywhere. The doctor bandaged the wound and recommended a skin graft to cover the top of his right-middle stub for cosmetic purposes, since nothing could be done to rebuild the finger. Months later, he had regrown it, tissue, nerves, skin, fingernail and all (Julia Layton. no date. LINK) ..."
'via Blog this'

"...This particular hobbyist happened to have a brother in the tissue-regeneration business, who told him to forego the skin graft and instead apply a powdered extract taken from pig's bladder to the raw finger tip. The extract, called extracellular matrix, lays the framework that cells use to generate any given body part. It's like a cellular scaffolding, and all animals have it. It holds the signals that direct cells to divide, differentiate and build themselves into a specific form (ibid. Layton.)..."

Here’s another picture of the magic of pig bladder powder, just in case you want to see more fingers growing back.

CONCLUSION
It takes a pig in the village to make things right. We at MooPig have been preachin' this adage for a pig's age. That's a long time.


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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extracellular_matrix
http://users.rcn.com/jkimball.ma.ultranet/BiologyPages/E/ECM.html
http://www.grc.org/programs.aspx?year=2014&program=sigtrans
http://www.uta.edu/biology/wilk/classnotes/cellphys/extracellular%20matrix.pdf
http://www.tocris.com/pharmacologicalBrowser.php?ItemId=187918#.VB7NoPldWwA
http://health.howstuffworks.com/human-body/systems/musculoskeletal/extracellular-matrix.htm
http://nisatasha.empowernetwork.com/blog/pig-bladder-powder-regrows-mans-finger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITxx2sOLW2Y#t=182

MooPig MEME of Existence Department :: "We Now Have Reason to Live"

faceBook Reveals MooPig's Raison d'erte
Recovered by Pat Darnell and Bona Fidelis  |  June 8, 2014  |  Bryan TX

If you look long enough, say 3000 days, to find the reason for your establishment, then you will find it. All this build up and here it is:

[Graphic LINK] Baisden Live, Public Figure

MOINK!!

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https://www.facebook.com/michaelbaisdenlive?fref=photo
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2014/05/moopig.html

MooPig Wisdom's Exit Strategy #2

Hire Freelancers
Matriculated articles by Pat Darnell  |  Sep 9, 2013  |  Bryan TX

Why is this an "exit strategy" you ask? It turns out, MooPig has written itself into a clausterfrack ... and now corporate thinks it should invite freelance writers to contribute and compartmentalize their reports to specific MooPig Departments. Through compartmentalizing we then can spread our miserable anecdotes in markets before-to unheard of. And no one will be the wiser.

Pick a MooPig Department that you fancy --

• MooPig Report from the Middle
• MooPig TECH Coroner
• NASA Talks
• MooPig Activism,
• MooPig ads council, 
• MooPig Art History Nano-Second, 
• MooPig Brands, 
• MooPig Church of the Beach, 
• MooPig Cloud Computing Segment, 
• MooPig Dance Trends Department, 
• MooPig Earnings Tracking Department Presents, 
• MooPig Feed for Thought, 
• SUPER BOWL XLIV Commercial Break for MooPig, 
• so I guess MooPig's heart of darkness comes from mass media influx, 
• MooPig State of the Art Department, 
• MooPig IAD, 
• MooPig Graphiques and ReWildings, 
• MooPig FWD Email
• MooPig Fraud Busters
• MooPig GREEN
• MooPig Movie Reviews
• MooPig Paint
• MooPig Parody Contention and Cookies
• MooPig Mad Libs
• MooPig Re-Defining the Cliche
• MooPig reserves the right to not be responsible for irony of this subject,
• MooPig Wisdom
• MooPig Woodwinds
• MooPIg TV Series Reviews
• MooPig Gruesome Department
• MooPigsters
• MooPig Tee Shirts
• MooPig Patsy Department
• MooPig Olympic History Nanosecond 
• MooPig Tech Solutions Department 
• MooPig Free Range Grazing Rights Department 
• MooPig Wisdom's Exit Strategy
  

... Did we forget any Departments? This list is good enough for our exit strategy.

Now, submit your curriculum vitae to MooPig Enterprises for the department you prefer to work in. Say what ever you want to, and it can be as long as you desire, but remember if we can't compartmentalize you, you will receive no compensation. Consequently you will receive no compensation otherwise ... because we don't have any money to give.

We figure that if we insult as many writers as possible, we will receive the rewards that will come from an all negative press we will receive when you writers in turn scorn the pants off us for being deadbeats.

If you want to be compensated for your posts, you should read Nick Usborne's articles:


One simple question that can increase all your online writing fees.: "1. Asking the question makes you look good. One thing I hear consistently from clients, and not just my clients, is that they love to work with freelancers who display a genuine interest in their business. They really like freelancers who truly want to understand and help. One way to express your interest in their business is to ask how the project you're working on fits into the bigger picture. It shows that your interest in their business expands beyond the one thing you are being paid to do." (September 5, 2013 by Nick Usborne. LINK)

'via Blog this'

CONCLUSION
This Exit Strategy #2 just might work!



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http://www.nickusborne.com/increase-all-your-online-writing-fees/
http://www.nickusborne.com/increase-all-your-online-writing-fees/
http://www.nickusborne.com/internal-linking-strategy-for-your-website/
http://www.nickusborne.com/thank-you/
http://www.nickusborne.com/to-succeed-as-a-freelancer-make-yourself-uncomfortable/

MooPig Page Views Department :: "Our Page View Numbers"

By Pat Darnell  |  Jan 26, 2013  |  Bryan TX

" ... A pageview is each time a visitor views a page on your website, regardless of how many hits are generated. Pages are comprised of files. Every image in a page is a separate file. When a visitor looks at a page (a pageview), they may see numerous images, graphics, pictures etc. and generate multiple hits. (http://www.opentracker.net | no date | HERE) ... "

[Picture LINK] Re: Shorthorn Heifer For Sale in Iowa

Some must think we do all this just for our own amusement. Well, you're not too far from the truth. We have three readers who have been faithful for the duration of MooPig Wisdom from 2006 to now. We have no idea who they are, but we keep the ruse alive for them.

However, it turns out our page view numbers are down now as compared to our page views two years ago. Upper management here at MooPig Enterprises set up a task group called the MooPig Page Views Department, who have advised them of the down turn in page views.

Google has provided the blogspot for MooPig free of charge, and as yet MooPig Enterprises has not paid for any of the related amenities of their generous offering. If we did have to pay for this, well you know, it would be like paying for music today, not happening.

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Excuse me a moment, I have to feed the herd... BRB  *[Be Right Back]* ...
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On the other hand we do pay for our wireless Verizon sudden-link that is not cheap.

Upper management asked the Page View Department to propose a solution to our waning status. They immediately summoned their chart making buddies and came up with the stuff blogs are made of.

[Chart: MooPig's Page Views from May 2008 till now.]

As you can see we are in a decline. How do we amp up our page views? They said, "We tried to measure by running articles about trends, MooPig Trade Show Department :: "Reviewing CES 2013" -- HERE, ... and by evaluating articles that have out shined all the others, HERE -- At the Message Leave a BEEP, Please...."

Our newer post has 26 page views and 5 comments; -- the older post has 31,306 page views and no comments.

We think this photo is why the older post is viewed so often:

This photo is lifted from that year's Google Images, 2009. Back then we did not know how to attribute sources for photo's. Since then we have learned how to do that. But we don't have the technology to find the source, so it is unknown for now.

Only browsers can find that sort of needle in a haystack. Google Images has once again answered the SOPA-type conflagration of making the Internet less free, by changing formats of how its images are played with.

We searched ... "alligator, girl" ... in the new Google Images and found the photo above. It led us to this site HERE, in PhotoBucket, where it cannot be copied. That is not where that photo came to us from in 2009. This is just the work of another blogster, like us, who tagged this image into his collection of pirated photos. And, we are not sure how that is going to pan out when all the Internet's Mother Lovin' Images are sorted out for the web indexing crowd.

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CONCLUSION
We are certain that MooPig Enterprises does not know how it does what it does. It is a mysterious enigma. Our readers, all three, God bless them, would be sorry if we were gone.

What we don't expect anyone to care about is, whether we find all the sources for every thing we quote in MooPig Wisdom, or in the other fifteen blogs we are associated with. But we will make our best effort at calling out all sources. We suspect no one is doing research that uses MooPig as a source.

Therefore, we will conclude that our purpose is to be viewed, and page views will be our metric for now.

MooPig Wisdom is a developing thing, and it is tiny. If it grew over time, we would be amazed.


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http://www.opentracker.net/article/hits-or-pageviews
http://images.google.com/
http://ftongl.deviantart.com/art/alligator-girl-55747156

MooPig Re-Run :: New Brands for BANDS -- "Brilliant Ideas Department at MooPig Enterprises"

*Originally Published 1/18/10 10:01 PM*

Developing New Label Ideas for a New Year
by Pat Darnell and Wri N Kullroecker

Everyone seeing Haiti Aid stuff all over, with promise of a soon-to-come Galactic level Spectacle performances from Bands and old stand-bys? Like DUBYA, and Willie.

Wondering 'HOW' you and your Band too can hustle all that open TV exposure, when other wise you can't find a stage -- no, ne'er even a street corner -- to play your deluge ocean of emotion music ... ?


Wonder no more; MooPig Enterprises' "Branding Department" has an idea for starving musicians.

Instead of providing Aid after-the-fact, MooPig's talented "Head Hunters Department" suggests a regional dispatch for Bands 'WHEN' the disasters are actually happening. The USA has very precise regional disaster corridors; and incredibly advanced warning systems are every day being heralded.

"There are many empty spaces, and dead air, resulting from concert-type Disaster-Aid lag-times; those need to be filled," say those who measure such things.

Why not provide Disaster Rockers Inc when a disaster is developing. Regional dispatch can round up the next Band will-call and rotate into disaster sites, to set up Stadium Rock Fest's.

This way the responding BAND -- or for really large cataclysms, multiple BANDs-- receive buckets full of much deserved Exposure !!


No doubt with international news wires also on site, your BAND will Rock the Headlines every time. And, don't forget the MUSIC itself, with the disaster as backdrop your Band will provide interludes of tunes for all the anxious queuing families, rubber-neckers, and onlookers.

Rescuers will appreciate your efforts as well: you can play your UNION Musician card with the Fire Dept and EMS groups... eh?

"It takes a village to have a disaster," say proponents of over-population groups.

Some "What to include" suggestions come to mind:

• Candles
• Cookies
• Kettle Korn
• Coffee
• MRE's
• Boots, blankets, Bingo
• Weather Proofing
• Instruction Booklets
• Signage
• Diesel fired Generators
• Traffic Cones
• Hats 

Larger items could be on-hand similar to READY MEN or like a Red Cross 'BAND' Wagon, combining Entertainment with Rescue, E and R:

• Disaster Relief Housing
• Press Station
• Mohawk Grenades
• Junior Opening Band [preferable a local cadre]
• Leaflets and Billings of your activities
• Professional dance starter duo's
• Professional Hippies and Skin Heads Moshing
• NEVE Board

... And of course any up to date Disaster Relief BAND will bring:  WiFi and Hot Spot \ Wireless \ Laptops \ Sound and Filming Crew \ and your $Ten Million BOND information on hand

"Mudslides, Missiles, Alien Abductions, Tornadoes, Rioting after Sporting Events, Pearl Harbor and World Trade-like events, Oil Fires, Disastrous Movie Premiers, and a plethora of National Disasters and not having mentioned Climate related human tossing calamities yet," explain those who have a stake in disasters. "Don't forget all the opportunity around the entire world, also."

That is so right! Glaciers melting, Pyroclastic clouds, Monsoons, Islands sinking into the oceans in Dubai, Neutron Star Matter hitting Earth, Vogons,  ... not shabby stuff for the On-the-Spot READY Instant-it-Happens Disaster BAND ....

CONCLUSION:

Others, like BIONIC BEAUTY, Talking about most recent Disaster, Earthquake in Haiti:

In times of natural disaster, our world seems to forget the boundaries that separate us. It’s truly awe-inspiring for me. These last few days, I have shed many tears while watching the news casts of the earthquake that devastated much of Haiti. Twitter and Facebook are still hotbeds of activity for information and for ways to help. But with anything, it’s best to be informed. When Michael DeVellis, the Executive Director of The Powder Group (which also publishes the my favorite On Makeup Magazine) sent me the information below, I immediately asked if I could share it with all the Bionic Beauties out there. [Read more Parlay HERE ...]

GET on YOUR BAND-AID Wagon or Boat, or what ever you Got !!
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Moopig's Brands Department :: "College Football Hell"

Tebow didn't Genuflect enuff... Johnny Manziel Challenges the Lord ...  
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Nov 11, 2012 | Bryan TX

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While looking for the secret to Feel 18 Years Old Again (men only), while also hoarding the 37 foods that you can't get in a disaster, you might have heard of the Boy Wonder, "Johnny Football," John Manziel. Yes they are branding the name this week at A and M University, Texas. Also, his number 2 jersey is being copy righted, so that no one will tamper with his soon to be famous logo: the number "2." That said we think you should look in at the totals in yardage this freshman quarterback has collected behind the stalwart Aggie offensive line. Look HERE  or, HERE, for those.

Tebow racked up high numbers in college when he ran the circuit. But his achievements are being challenged today by Johnny Football, number 2, at Aggie Land in College Station, TX.

In a funny policy by A and M University, freshmen sports players are not allowed to be interviewed in the media. So ...

Who The Hell Is Johnny Manziel?: " ... Along with the program (8-2, 5-2 SEC), Manziel is having a better year than anyone expected: he was well-regarded coming out of Tivy High School in Kerrville, Texas, but ESPN called him the 78th best quarterback in his class, and Rivals had him as only a three-star recruit. A redshirt season and a crowded QB field at Texas A and M didn't do him any favors; as the San Antonio Express-News put it, "As of last spring, he was second-string with a chance to become third." ... "

 'via Blog this'

That is until the misogynists, polyandrists, polygamists, escapologists, and pastors get a hold of him... his rise to quarterback supreme status seems for real. Don't we all enjoy a really good success story?

Someone has already tapped the poor boy though. They attempted to smear him on the Internet as a clown, in turn-about play, on his campus image ... jealous class mates will do just about anything:

[Picture LINK] Is it real or is it PhotoShopped? *[Don't let Momma see these]*

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http://deadspin.com/5959588/who-the-hell-is-johnny-manziel?utm_source=gawker.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/sports/ncaa-football/sec/photos-texas-am-quarterback-johnny-manziel-had-great-halloween
http://outkickthecoverage.com/johnny-manziels-night-was-even-better-than-we-thought.php
http://wtaw.com/2012/11/09/johnny-football-nickname-protection-by-am-and-manziel-family/
http://sportsblogs.star-telegram.com/colleges/2012/11/texas-am-qb-manziel-earns-national-player-of-week-honor-reaches-fbs-statistical-milestone.html
http://www.cfbstats.com/2012/player/697/1041700/passing/split.html

NOte: " ... Tebow put up 3970 total offensive yards when he won the Heisman trophy as a sophomore. It was a season's performance I thought I'd never see the equal of and Manziel has already rushed for more yards than Tebow did in that year. He's going to throw for more yards as well. And Manziel's win on the road at Alabama dwarfs any win that Tebow had as a sophomore, when his Gators went 9-3 in the regular season. ... "

MooPig Space Jump

Hey MooPigsters everywhere, hold your heads high. That is -- "LOOK UP..." the red bull really is jumping over the  moon. It is merely coincidence that MooPig Special Events Department sponsored a MooPig Cow Space Jump nearly the same time those other guys at the canned drink company did theirs.

Ne'ertheless, MooPig "carpet did'em.." and has successfully sent its prize red bull calf several feet above the horizon, and gently touched down moments before he was dissected by aliens. So, our story doesn't have the best of endings... we still did it! And ours only cost a $buck fiddy to pull off. Low budget fun is what we are all about over here.

MooPig Circulation Statistics Department is expecting a viewer mega bubble as our event goes viral... only we didn't have enough in the budget to make a youTube. So you can just repeatedly visit here, and prove once again you don't have to be rich to have some fun!

Mesmerizing! 


http://i.imgur.com/E00nl.gif

MOINK !! MooPig

The MooPig LOGO

By Pat Darnell | June 12, 2012 | Bryan TX

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http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Tesseract.html

MooPig Site Review :: "...Skyboxification of American life,” and it is troubling. ..."

Reviewed by Pat Darnell | May 26, 2012 | Bryan TX

Are Consumers Truly Free to Make Choices in the Market, or are they oppressed, manipulated, deviously twisted, constrained and held down?
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This Column Is Not Sponsored by Anyone - NYTimes.com:
EXCERPT  |  " ... When the umpire calls the runner safe at home plate, a corporate logo appears on the television screen, and the play-by-play announcer must say, ‘Safe at home. Safe and secure. New York Life.’ ” (Thomas L. Friedman. May 12, 2012. HERE ).... "
'via Blog this'

This looks like a fun book to read. We might download it to our Kindle Fire.

" ... And while I knew that retired baseball players sell their autographs for $15 a pop, I had no idea that Pete Rose, who was banished from baseball for life for betting, has a Web site that, Sandel writes, “sells memorabilia related to his banishment. For $299, plus shipping and handling, you can buy a baseball autographed by Rose and inscribed with an apology: ‘I’m sorry I bet on baseball.’ For $500, Rose will send you an autographed copy of the document banishing him from the game.” (ibid.)... " 

The author says the end of the cold war caused us to celebrate by becoming a "market society." The results of that we are seeing today.

" ... he argues, when America’s victory was interpreted as a victory for unfettered markets, thus propelling the notion that markets are the primary instruments for achieving the public good. (ibid.) ..."

Compared to the 1960's our market society looks like a class war. The corporate sponsors look like the Bureau Chiefs of China sitting in skyboxes at the corporate named stadiums "even at college games — that cost tens of thousands of dollars a season, and hoi polloi sit out in the rain."

Arguments for the 'common good' are difficult to make in a commercialized society. Manipulation of demographic groups is thinly disguised as a struggle between 'haves' and 'have nots.' How can Democracy survive in this type of "market society, skyboxification of American life,... and it is troubling...." decline? The author would hope that sanity could rise above this trend. But we at MooPig know that bombast often wins in our 'market' society.

[Picture LINK] (Looks like one of mine -- but found it in my perusing.)
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http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/opinion/sunday/friedman-this-column-is-not-sponsored-by-anyone.html?src=me&ref=general
http://accesstoinfo.blogspot.com/2010/08/market-society.html
http://kozinets.net/archives/90

MooPig Feed for Thought :: Rotting Theory's Planted -- Now Firmly Rooted

Someone Inadvertently Defines MooPig -- Thank you!
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Mar 4, 2012  |  Bryan TX

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http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s320x320/420267_339649296070944_123929004309642_915242_1862191201_n.jpg
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/jim-morin/

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MooPig Site Review :: "The Original Gangsta Name Generator ..."

The Original Gangsta Name Generator | GangstaName.com:
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Dec 18, 2011  |  Bryan TX

"So you want a gangsta name, huh, sucka? Time to trade in that boring-ass name for something harder."

[Picture LINK]

'via Blog this'  


EXAMPLES ::

• Your old, busted name was Marco Puntiss. We now dub yo ass: King Buddha Balls ... "Don't bother callin your girlfriend to find out where she was last nite ... she hasn't left my house yet."
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• Your old, busted name was Devlin Forester. We now dub yo ass: Swingin Pimp ...  "When you call me a bitch i just smile - giggle and walk away cuz i knew that long before you told me."
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• Your old, busted name was Jaupeen Dooley. We now dub yo ass: Supa Chinaman ... "I was born a sweet lil baby but them starving streets raised me up crazy."
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• Your old, busted name was Moo Pig. We now dub yo ass: No-pants Crack Robba ... "I don't worry 'bout what other people think bout me, cause it can't be half as bad as what i think of them." 
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• Your old, busted name was Aaron Rodgers. We now dub yo ass: Gun Doggy Crack Smoka

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http://gangstaname.com/names/gangsta
http://swordanddaisy.blogspot.com/2011/09/2011-2012-nfl-preview-nfc-or-highway-61.html

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MooPig Brands :: Made you Look; What's in your Garage?

Eventually someone thinks of something new! What about your Home-Based, Mom2Pop, Business Brand??? That garage door is usable ad space, No?


Impress your neighbors with Amazing Garage Door Covers!"
A German firm called "Style Your Garage" - creates posters for garage
doors

that make it look as if it's actually showing the interior of your
garage, and
what's in it!

Prices range from $199 to $399 for the double-door! All but guaranteed
to

make passersby take a second look! What's your BRAND????