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Thursday, July 11, 2013

Port of Call :: Sizes of Ships




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Biggest ship yet calls on Port of Tacoma | Business - The News Tribune: "None of the ultra-large container ships will be calling on the United States in the near future but instead are destined to operate in the Asia-Europe trade. The largest container ship to call on the U.S. is the MSC Beatrice, which calls on Long Beach, Calif. That ship is 1,200 feet long and 167 feet wide."

A container ship longer and wider than a Navy aircraft carrier called Wednesday at the Port of Tacoma’s Washington United Terminal, setting a record for vessel size at the port. The Zim Djibouti has a capacity of 10,000 container units, about 40 percent larger than the typical container vessel that calls on port terminals.


[PHOTO LINK] The ZIM Djibouti, the largest container ship to ever make call in Tacoma, moves through the Blair Waterway before docking at Washington United Terminals, at the Port of Tacoma, July 10, 2013. (JANET JENSEN/Staff photographer)

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

MPTD (MooPig Transportation Department) -- Local Division,
Five-Year Transportation Report
PART TWO

Local Traffic and Mass Transit
by Pat Darnell and Nobul Cantrellibus
At College Station\Bryan, Texas, is a burgeoning metropolis that experiences growing pains every day. Transportation engineers from the campus of Texas A and M University have opened their fieldwork's to MooPig Editors. Below are photos of some improvements made for the City and Campus. These are the school buses, bus stops, and crossing guards that residents of A and M Campus, and College Station\Bryan, look forward to.

First three PHOTO's: Shown in top photo is the New Aggie Hummer School Bus,





Middle photo ... the new British Pro-Choice School Bus "Give a Toss" (Seventeen units now on order from GB)





Photo last, is state of the art, stealth, catholic cowboy, TAMU Refueling Cruiser for refueling the big buses as they comb the cities and campus to stay the ever growing carbon footprint ... no down time.


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PHOTO's: See here some of the ultra modern bus stops representing new, congenial, kinder more gentle, mass transit systems ...



Top Photo, is at the George HW Bush Library cross-walk at George Bush Avenue and Barbara Bush Lane. Dubya is waiting for the bus ...








Photo Middle, At the 13 E bus stop -- Our Lady of Perpetual Bad Luck -- habitual Nun Jones is waiting for her group of freshmen Catholic Cowboys and Cowgirls to arrive ...


PHOTO last: Falling down is a safety issue at NorthGate Bus Stop in College Station. We have decided to dress men as women to help would-be passengers to the bus ... don't know why, just seems like a good thing.
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PHOTO's Meet our team of drivers and supervisors --
Top Photo is our Chief Bus Driver, Father Dragg. He is more than a blessing of good cheer. His quick smile and even keel make smooth sailing around town in the School Buses ... he will be steering the transportation system as Supervisor.



Second Photo: Father Dragg will oversee this group of manly men who are the 24/7, 7 days round robin School bus drivers -- who also are firemen of Volunteer Fire Department #1, founded in 1898 on Thermal Street at Kepler Avenue.
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PHOTO final: Our presentation could not be complete if we did not show our CARBON FootPrint.
http://www.littlelincolns.com/LL_driver_profiles.htm

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

MPTD (MooPig Transportation Department) --
Five-year International Report
PART ONE

Canoe Commute?
Found in Email Capture by Pat Darnell
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Today, after sixty months of research, MooPig's Chief Transportation Editor filed their 1420-page report. The summary is posted here below with pictures. We at the Business Desk sincerely hope this clears up all the questions for readers who have been hounding us about traffic problems in their regions.

[PHOTO right] We would like to thank our Transportation Editor, Blanche "the Ocean Kid" Mirren-Scott, for relentless first-hand, hands-on, primary research leading to ground-beaking precedents for mass transportation. She and her team have set the bar plenty high for those who shall follow.
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SCHOOL BUS IN JAPAN

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SCHOOL BUS IN INDIA
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