Moopig's Brands Department :: "College Football Hell"

Tebow didn't Genuflect enuff... Johnny Manziel Challenges the Lord ...  
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Nov 11, 2012 | Bryan TX

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While looking for the secret to Feel 18 Years Old Again (men only), while also hoarding the 37 foods that you can't get in a disaster, you might have heard of the Boy Wonder, "Johnny Football," John Manziel. Yes they are branding the name this week at A and M University, Texas. Also, his number 2 jersey is being copy righted, so that no one will tamper with his soon to be famous logo: the number "2." That said we think you should look in at the totals in yardage this freshman quarterback has collected behind the stalwart Aggie offensive line. Look HERE  or, HERE, for those.

Tebow racked up high numbers in college when he ran the circuit. But his achievements are being challenged today by Johnny Football, number 2, at Aggie Land in College Station, TX.

In a funny policy by A and M University, freshmen sports players are not allowed to be interviewed in the media. So ...

Who The Hell Is Johnny Manziel?: " ... Along with the program (8-2, 5-2 SEC), Manziel is having a better year than anyone expected: he was well-regarded coming out of Tivy High School in Kerrville, Texas, but ESPN called him the 78th best quarterback in his class, and Rivals had him as only a three-star recruit. A redshirt season and a crowded QB field at Texas A and M didn't do him any favors; as the San Antonio Express-News put it, "As of last spring, he was second-string with a chance to become third." ... "

 'via Blog this'

That is until the misogynists, polyandrists, polygamists, escapologists, and pastors get a hold of him... his rise to quarterback supreme status seems for real. Don't we all enjoy a really good success story?

Someone has already tapped the poor boy though. They attempted to smear him on the Internet as a clown, in turn-about play, on his campus image ... jealous class mates will do just about anything:

[Picture LINK] Is it real or is it PhotoShopped? *[Don't let Momma see these]*

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http://deadspin.com/5959588/who-the-hell-is-johnny-manziel?utm_source=gawker.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/sports/ncaa-football/sec/photos-texas-am-quarterback-johnny-manziel-had-great-halloween
http://outkickthecoverage.com/johnny-manziels-night-was-even-better-than-we-thought.php
http://wtaw.com/2012/11/09/johnny-football-nickname-protection-by-am-and-manziel-family/
http://sportsblogs.star-telegram.com/colleges/2012/11/texas-am-qb-manziel-earns-national-player-of-week-honor-reaches-fbs-statistical-milestone.html
http://www.cfbstats.com/2012/player/697/1041700/passing/split.html

NOte: " ... Tebow put up 3970 total offensive yards when he won the Heisman trophy as a sophomore. It was a season's performance I thought I'd never see the equal of and Manziel has already rushed for more yards than Tebow did in that year. He's going to throw for more yards as well. And Manziel's win on the road at Alabama dwarfs any win that Tebow had as a sophomore, when his Gators went 9-3 in the regular season. ... "

MPTD (MooPig Transportation Department) -- Local Division,Five-Year Transportation ReportPART TWO

Local Traffic and Mass Transit
by Pat Darnell and Nobul Cantrellibus
At College Station\Bryan, Texas, is a burgeoning metropolis that experiences growing pains every day. Transportation engineers from the campus of Texas A and M University have opened their fieldwork's to MooPig Editors. Below are photos of some improvements made for the City and Campus. These are the school buses, bus stops, and crossing guards that residents of A and M Campus, and College Station\Bryan, look forward to.

First three PHOTO's: Shown in top photo is the New Aggie Hummer School Bus,

Middle photo ... the new British Pro-Choice School Bus "Give a Toss" (Seventeen units now on order from GB)

Photo last, is state of the art, stealth, catholic cowboy, TAMU Refueling Cruiser for refueling the big buses as they comb the cities and campus to stay the ever growing carbon footprint ... no down time.

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PHOTO's: See here some of the ultra modern bus stops representing new, congenial, kinder more gentle, mass transit systems ...

Top Photo, is at the George HW Bush Library cross-walk at George Bush Avenue and Barbara Bush Lane. Dubya is waiting for the bus ...

Photo Middle, At the 13 E bus stop -- Our Lady of Perpetual Bad Luck -- habitual Nun Jones is waiting for her group of freshmen Catholic Cowboys and Cowgirls to arrive ...


PHOTO last: Falling down is a safety issue at NorthGate Bus Stop in College Station. We have decided to dress men as women to help would-be passengers to the bus ... don't know why, just seems like a good thing.
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PHOTO's Meet our team of drivers and supervisors --

Top Photo is our Chief Bus Driver, Father Dragg. He is more than a blessing of good cheer. His quick smile and even keel make smooth sailing around town in the School Buses ... he will be steering the transportation system as Supervisor.

Second Photo: Father Dragg will oversee this group of manly men who are the 24/7, 7 days round robin School bus drivers -- who also are firemen of Volunteer Fire Department #1, founded in 1898 on Thermal Street at Kepler Avenue.
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PHOTO final: Our presentation could not be complete if we did not show our CARBON FootPrint.
http://www.littlelincolns.com/LL_driver_profiles.htm