Friday, February 05, 2010
Saints :: Colts
Retrieved by Pat Darnell and S. Mash-Mowth Glimmerski
1. The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The (SAINTS or COLTS) are Super Bowl contenders."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"
2. Why do (team) players keep their Wonderlic results on their dash boards?
So they can park in the handicap spaces.
3. What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen (team) fans in one room?
A full set of teeth!
4. Why did the (team) players miss their flight for the big game?
They were stuck on a broken escalator!
5. If you see a (team) fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?
It could be your bike
[SOURCE]
6. What do you get if you see a (team) fan buried up to his neck in sand?
More sand!
7. You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of (team). You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the (team) fan… twice.
8. What do you call a (team) fan with half a brain?
Gifted!
9. Why are the (team) like a possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
--AND --
10. What did the average (team) player get on his Wonderlic test?
Drool!
SUPER BOWL XLIV Pre-Game CHATTER [SOURCE]
1. The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The (SAINTS or COLTS) are Super Bowl contenders."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"
2. Why do (team) players keep their Wonderlic results on their dash boards?
So they can park in the handicap spaces.
3. What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen (team) fans in one room?
A full set of teeth!
They were stuck on a broken escalator!
5. If you see a (team) fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?
It could be your bike
[SOURCE]
6. What do you get if you see a (team) fan buried up to his neck in sand?
More sand!
Shoot the (team) fan… twice.
8. What do you call a (team) fan with half a brain?
Gifted!
9. Why are the (team) like a possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
--AND --
10. What did the average (team) player get on his Wonderlic test?
Drool!
SUPER BOWL XLIV Pre-Game CHATTER [SOURCE]
- Ailing Colts DE Freeney wants to test ankle Friday
- Saints shorten practice to remain fresh
- Super Bowl logo will have new look, starting next year
- The Who warms up for halftime show
- Freeney says ankle pain subsiding, hopes to play
- Saints' Shockey, Sharper, Vilma practice
- Saints very pleased with Brees, want contract extension
- Dungy 'would be absolutely shocked' if Colts lose
- Irsay: Colts QB Manning will be NFL's highest-paid player
Tuesday, February 02, 2010
Happy Ground Hog Day ...
by V. Visconti
There was a once in a lifetime trip to Monroe, La. which was the greatest time ever to spend with their mother of course. There is always one thing to set of the beginning of the worst of the vacation. That is when I realized that camouflage should be banned from being worn in certain parts of the states. When 
I moved to Texas, all I thought about was the great weather, being down with family, and of course, the women.
I realized the more I help the mother out with the sales and all, I have found out that I have the potential to talk to people and sell. While were down in Monroe I did all the driving around, (I felt like a taxi/limousine service) which felt great. We shared such a love and hate bond that weekend, which was lovely. There's two more things I forgot to mention, the crazy drivers, and the paper mill that blew towards the motel every morning.
The crazy drivers out there truly are crazy. We went to Wal-mart, that was another disaster, inside was huge, I would like to add. Leaving out of the parking I was trying to make a right, this other car came from nowhere and almost took us out. I gunned that big Impala V-six to just get out of there. That’s Chevy power for you.
Drive back was tiring, as I had to read the map backwards. I stopped four times in the median to double-check directions, because as one gets older you know the eyesight goes (HA HA).
It was the worst and best time with my lovely mother. We got home and the first thing we saw was my little brother and sister... dressed, of course, in camouflage.
I moved to Texas, all I thought about was the great weather, being down with family, and of course, the women.The beginning of the trip was great, I took the initiative to make the drive down so mother could relax for once, because I know personally, she is always on the go. We did check in to the so called Hotel, which ended up being a Motel, but hey we enjoyed our stay. I THINK!! As the days went by, we made friends to talk to and had a blast at the civic center. The civic center is where we set up for the big boat and gun show, where I finally discovered that camouflage makes me sick every time I see it now.
I realized the more I help the mother out with the sales and all, I have found out that I have the potential to talk to people and sell. While were down in Monroe I did all the driving around, (I felt like a taxi/limousine service) which felt great. We shared such a love and hate bond that weekend, which was lovely. There's two more things I forgot to mention, the crazy drivers, and the paper mill that blew towards the motel every morning.
The crazy drivers out there truly are crazy. We went to Wal-mart, that was another disaster, inside was huge, I would like to add. Leaving out of the parking I was trying to make a right, this other car came from nowhere and almost took us out. I gunned that big Impala V-six to just get out of there. That’s Chevy power for you.
Drive back was tiring, as I had to read the map backwards. I stopped four times in the median to double-check directions, because as one gets older you know the eyesight goes (HA HA).
It was the worst and best time with my lovely mother. We got home and the first thing we saw was my little brother and sister... dressed, of course, in camouflage.
Response to Pribek dot Net [again] "Hey Guitar GEEKS ... question fer ya' "
| Best Guitar Instrumental Album\Song | |||
| Commenter | Album\Song | Group\Performer | Sample from youTube |
| Alex | Perpetual Burn | Jason Becker | |
| Sans Direction | Stratosphere Boogie | Speedy West\Jimmy Bryant | |
| | Rising Force | Yngwie J Malmsteen | |
| | Best of Dick Dale | Dale | |
| | Paginini’s 24 Caprices | Eliot Fisk | |
| | 33 Acoustic Guitar Instrumentals | Clarence White | |
| | Best of Ventures | The Ventures | |
| Pat | Bouree | | |
| | Bangladeshi Concert | Ravi Shankar\Geo | |
| | Trouble Ain’t Over | Pribek | |
| | What I Say | Ray Charles | |
| | Country Cabin Jazz | Bryant \West | |
| | ’72 Guitar Boogie Shuffle | Ventures | |
| | 40 Miles of | Duane Eddy | |
| | Best of Doc Severinsen | Doc Severinsen | |
| StratoBlogster | Structural Damage | Steve Morse | |
| | Stratosphere Boogie | Speedy West\Jimmy Bryant | |
| Pribek | | Link Wray | |
| | | Steve Vai | |
| | Dregs of the Earth | Steve Morse | |
| | Refried Funky Chicken | | |
| | | JP | |
| | Blue | Terje Rypdal | |
| | The George Benson CookBook | GB | |
| | | Pat Martino | |
| | Jazz Winds | Hank | |
| | | Bill Wimberley | AND |
| | Bud’s Bounce | Beef’s Gig “break tune” Version | AND |
| Rodney | Passion and Warfare | Steve Vai | |
| | Dragon’s Kiss | Marty Friedman | |
| | Perpetual Burn | Becker | |
| | Centrifugal Funk | MVP\ Mike Varney | |
| | Hey Tee Bone | Trouble Funk | |
| | So What | Miles Davis | |
| Kenski | Kind of Blue | Miles Davis | |
| | Derek Truck’s Soul Serenade | DT | |
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