1. The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The (SAINTS or COLTS) are Super Bowl contenders."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"
2. Why do (team) players keep their Wonderlic results on their dash boards?
So they can park in the handicap spaces.
3. What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen (team) fans in one room?
A full set of teeth!
They were stuck on a broken escalator!
5. If you see a (team) fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?
It could be your bike
[SOURCE]
6. What do you get if you see a (team) fan buried up to his neck in sand?
More sand!
Shoot the (team) fan… twice.
8. What do you call a (team) fan with half a brain?
Gifted!
9. Why are the (team) like a possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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10. What did the average (team) player get on his Wonderlic test?
Drool!
SUPER BOWL XLIV Pre-Game CHATTER [SOURCE]
- Ailing Colts DE Freeney wants to test ankle Friday
- Saints shorten practice to remain fresh
- Super Bowl logo will have new look, starting next year
- The Who warms up for halftime show
- Freeney says ankle pain subsiding, hopes to play
- Saints' Shockey, Sharper, Vilma practice
- Saints very pleased with Brees, want contract extension
- Dungy 'would be absolutely shocked' if Colts lose
- Irsay: Colts QB Manning will be NFL's highest-paid player
2 comments:
Who scored higher on the Wonderlic test Colts or Saints?
In general, says Wonderlic, "The closer you are to the ball, the higher your score."
This assessment roughly corresponds to the averages revealed, according to the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, by an NFL personnel man in Paul Zimmerman's "The New Thinking man's Guide to Pro Football," which are:
Offensive tackles: 26
Centers: 25
Quarterbacks: 24
Guards: 23
Tight Ends: 22
Safeties: 19
Middle linebackers: 19
Cornerbacks: 18
Wide receivers: 17
Fullbacks: 17
Halfbacks: 16
The average scores in other professions look like this:
Chemist: 31
Programmer: 29
Newswriter: 26
Sales: 24
Bank teller: 22
Clerical Worker: 21
Security Guard: 17
Warehouse: 15
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