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Friday, February 16, 2007

JD and The Deodorant Sniffing Mexican

There was a time when we were all happy sitting in one spot having a good time when JD decide to visit while on his break, until it happened. The deodorant sniffing Mexican showed up and all he wanted to do was sniff and not buy. So we confronted one of the sons and he claimed he did not touch the deodorant with his finger, when you can clearly see that there has been a mark across the top and plus we all saw him.

While we were confronting the son, the little 10 yr old wanted to jump in to defend his big brother and he got shoved to the side. His mouth was worse than his brother's!! Then the dad approached the table and suddenly started to curse out my mother calling her all sorts of rude names, we had to put an end to it all.

It was JD, El Padre, and I, surrounding these three Mexicans. JD was on the left, I was on the right, and El Padre was in the middle. El padre looked to his left and right and spoke to the man, "You are not going anywhere Jack."

As El Padre wasted a can of shaving cream under his hand while trying to control himself. We called the Sheriffs over to the table and what do you know, the Mexican doesn't speak any English when the Hispanic Sheriff shows up. What a coincidence, everybody shouted, now he doesn't speak any English!! The Sheriff pretty much told him, "pay for the deodorant you touch and get out of here, and if I see you back here again you will go to jail".

The moral of this whole story is don't mess with the Italian family or you will get messed up, and that is a proven fact by El Padre, JD, and I. We are the unstoppable trio, you can't mess with us, nobody can!!! HA HA HA



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