MooPig Ranks Four W's... out of three

Hello PD,
Thank you for the mail. The letter from Pam is a "Medal Winner". Jesus loves me and you.

The Blog is outstanding but I don't know know how to post to it. I love hearing Vinnie "Blog". I'm serious, it is very well put together and full of deep doo-doo and just plain doo-doo.

You know in North Carolina they probably can't buy boots with high enough tops to keep their socks clean.

You have gone beyond our expectations with this wonderment of the world wide web.It is a WWWW.moopig.extreme>entertainment_excitement/informative-wisdom.whoopee.

Tell me how to post. Keep your thinking cap on, You Go Brah! We have several goals here in Pearland, which is similar to College Station only fruitier. I'd love to talk with you.

Your servant and believer, DPD

Gee Thanks DPD: From Blog to Everywhere, the multinationals are pouring $ billions into B'Logs worldwide as the most efficient method of advertising and spreading the word. I just want a piece of that, say a 1% for mi familia. Y Tu?
You betcha! You just click and write in the Publish window. PD

ATT: Letter From Pam: WOW ........ is this laying it on the line or what?
The lady who wrote this letter has been in business since 1980 doing interior design and home planning. She recently wrote a letter to a family member serving in Iraq . Read it!

"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001 ?
Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ?
Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?
And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?
Well, I don't. I don't care at all.
I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.
I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia
I'll care when Abu Musab al-Zarqawi tells the world he is sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.
I'll care when the cowardly so-called "insurgents" in Iraq come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques.
I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide bombs.
I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights.
In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care.
When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have been humiliated in what amounts to a college-hazing incident, rest assured that I don't care.
When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank that I don't care.
When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed "special" food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being "mishandled," you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts that I don't care.
Everytime I see those lazy hacks go face down to the East and stick their smelly asses to the West, I say attack with ram force.

And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled "Koran" and other times "Quran." Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and ---- you guessed it - - I don't care ! ! ! ! !