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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Updated: "Among the blind, the squinter rules" [anon]

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by Squinter from the Hinter
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UPDATED: Barnyard Humor and what dya get?

Every town I got a Witness*
by 'Blind Pig Drawler

Only thing is
If I'd quit d' dreamin'
I'd forgit to breathe
Yes sir, I'd shore enuff' be afraid

y'see I got no money saved
No town is mine
Only got a mouth harp
And I is blind

a girl took up with me
'n we traveled up'n yonder
she took real good care of me
thas' when I began to ponder

One night she t'were too cold
'after she'd gone t' sleep
'couldn't hear her breathe, no mo'
Now I got too many promises
I can't keep

I will tell you this:
Every town I go
I got a witness, ya' know
is allus' someone there
Allus' t' help me around

One was my li'l Princess
now she's in the ground
in every town I go,
allus, I got a witness
takes my blind self around.

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*Title absconded from Pribek, Jack; (pribek.net, 2008) as allusion; part of ongoing conversation, Feb 08.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the listen, Patino,

This is my finished story. http://foggiainamerica.blogspot.com/2008/03/project-global-cooking-by-david-darnell.html You are some kinda far-out dude. I'm fortunate and blessed, as we all are, to have you. Rick has "Urban dictionary" proprietary rights for the Ides of March with. " Beautiful crow's feet".

Yours with only a "wee bit of" Friday night lights blinding me, Davino
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March 1, 2008 at 2:31:00 PM CST
Anonymous said...

Thanks for visiting GuitarFlame.com, Patrick! I didn't know about your blog until now, but I will surely come back again now.

March 3, 2008 at 1:38:00 PM CST
Pribek said...

Hmmm.....Pondering Minstrel?

March 3, 2008 at 3:50:00 PM CST
MooPig said...

Oh yes, I forgot to mention this title and concept was presented to me -- Grasshopper, not related to Dennis, -- as one of my modal guitar lesson topics for learning how to write a blues song... called the Pondering Minstrel tacit test --

Thanks again Jack Pribek, Maestro:
"Every town I go, I gotta witness... trick is: cannot ryhme it with bidness..!" >pd

March 4, 2008 at 11:21:00 AM CST

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