...the younger generation!!
MOINK.....!!
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Late Breaking UPDATE: Retired Castro is going to be seventh member flautist in Skiffle Jazz Band out of Ealing, England. He got a call right after his resignation from "Chubbie Checkers" Chavez, who signed on as Catro's agent.
"It's a match made in Heaven," said Andrea Bocelli, leader of the Bocelli Skiffle Band.
This stroke of good luck for Fidel follows his signing a deal with Adidas jogging suits will adequately fund the "Castro Fund for Eradication of Scurvy, FES."
"It will be good to be a Limey in the Autumn of my life," said Castro in an after-signing banquette. The amount of Castro's contract is undisclosed.
"It will be good to be a Limey in the Autumn of my life," said Castro in an after-signing banquette. The amount of Castro's contract is undisclosed.
"He [Castro] will be contributing musically in the nose flute department," said Andrea in his broken English.
The group will be opening at the Fes World Sacred Music Festival after a stint at the CASTRO Theater in October. Other offers considered for the retired Dictator were signing with the Guantanomo Bay Buska'teers, or the New Guinea chick group the Reynold's Rap.
{~~San Francisco's Castro Theater
"In final consideration, we wanted to go with the prestigious Bocelli name," said agent Chavez.
We asked Hugo if he intended to manage Castro full-time and resign his various 
crowns. He did not want to respond on that possibility at this time. >mpw
crowns. He did not want to respond on that possibility at this time. >mpw
{~~ New Guinea Reynolds' Rappers
Guantanomo Bay Busketeers, ~~}
On the road again~~]
4 comments:
Is that a princess phone?
Yes, he's calling Adidas to make an endorsement for joggin' suits. :good catch Pribe's!
Who is the pudgy faced guy that looks likes he's hocking one up?
That is Monica Lewinski, in the act of hocking one up.
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