FAQ: How did King George W Bush get elected anyway?
:doesn't anyone see how the Saudi's Royal Family basically hired Geo W Bush to kill their black sheep relations Osama bin Laden and his bunch of gold diggers?
FAQ: Four Players, and you have four cards in the deck, and all four cards are the Kings. Which cardholder will win?
FAQ: You are Mussolini, and you want to leave a legacy of Sainthood. How do you go about it?
FAQ: Why do Men lie about sex, and drinking?
A Copper asks a guy he just stopped how much he has been drinking -- a trick question -- a guy answers: "Oh, lets see, only two beers tonight." If you say any number, then copper knows you are inebriated... its a confession, knuckleheads!
And men generally lie: Two beers translated is actually "two kegs, two cases, two drums, two barrels, two beer trucks," and certainly not just two bottles of 2% beer.
FAQ: Why do men exaggerate about sex?
First case is apparent... virginity. However after that mishap... the second case is about how many, how much, when, and how long -- when men talk about their sexuality.
For instance: Misnomer John Holmes said he was with 14,000 partners. This is a salesman's list price. The true value is 30% of that number. (It is a very good rule of thumb for all you wannabe sex partners on both sides of the gender... just reduce any number to 30%, that way you only have to go to first base)
Talk is cheap, but lets see what kind of numbers we are talking about?
:and doesn't anyone ever wonder about John Holmes the other King, thought to be a King of porn, who had sex with 14,000 other persons... how much semen filled sperm cells is that? Let's see, 14000 x 300,000,000 = 4,200,000,000,000 sperms (if only for one ejaculation each on average 300 million each time.)
:but we argue it is more like 30% of that number -- 4,200 partners x 300 million = 1,260,000,000,000... which is still a lot of male spirit to spill. It is biblical in degree of lost seed, so Abraham would probably say. The answer lies in rule-of-thumb, and cigars as Monica would disparage.
Men not having the balls to tell the truth is a good catholic case for lesbianism for you girls, but this author cannot recommend any course of action at this time. [Please keep your comments to a minimum.]
FAQ: Who is incharge of the Dead Sea Scrolls?
:and doesn't anyone ever question on a daily basis who is in charge of the Dead Sea Scrolls?
FAQ: What is the huge hurdle in determining when a human is a human?
:at conception...? well not as far as J. Holmes was concerned.
:and what is the sex of a freshly fertilized egg growing from "zygote" -- Male or Female?
:does any of this compute to any worthwhile numbers? Okay a good approach is the number of abortions either known or calculated. In some sex journals I read in the past, average Polish women in the Red-blockade Says, had average eight abortions during their child bearing years.
In 1999 I remember asking a FAQ, about the Kingdom of Poland, and a very nice lady, fresh immigrant from Poland, about the population of Warsaw. "Did you know Poland has zero population growth?" she answered. It means the number of babies being born is less than the mortality rates, at that time.
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