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Friday, March 21, 2008

Hitlary needs a Shamrock named Paris in her Hat

Hitlary Klinton has peer confirmation that she is a woman, and she is running for Prez of the USA. This article, reviewed here by MPW says a lot about the feminine attitude toward ascension in mortal life:

Paris says, “There is no sin worse in life than being boring—and nothing worse than letting other people tell you what to do.”

Blah, blah, blah... [Confessions of an Heiress. Yes, Heiress Paris’s philosophy on life is so much like Heiress Hillary’s, that it’s hard to see any differences between the two women at all. Except one very important one.]

As for the boring part, let’s face it—Hillary is so boring that I’d rather watch brownies rise in the oven. Paris could teach her a few things in that regard. (retrieved today from: Posted by Joyanna Adams in Vox Populi on November 4th, 2007)



In concert with the above and below statements, MooPig wants to express an opinion. This historic event is the first female run for the US Presidency... it is foolish for voting Americans to think her campaign will ever be similar to a male's campaign.


Paris says, “Always have a very big bodyguards.”

Last time I saw Hillary on C-Span, her four bodyguards could have picked up a mobile home and carried her in it.

Paris says, “If you cheat, just don’t get caught. And if you do, deny it. Heiress’s are very good liars when they want to be.” Really?

In the end, if Paris Hilton was running for President, I would vote for her hands down over Hillary on this comment alone: “You kick out a guy if he lies to you or cheats on you.”

Spoken like a true American Woman. Paris is the real heiress, Hillary is just a common…
Well, go for it.
(This entry was posted on Sunday, November 4th, 2007 at 1:18 pm and is filed under Vox Populi.)

By the way, both you'se gurls can leave your hat on. >mpw

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