WANTED: Fugue Writer

The new Jazz Rock Opera Epic -- GAZA -- needs urgently a Fugue Writer


Want to more likely than not earn $0.01 per half-day for the rest of your life?

Need a new source of stump and root extraction?

This might be for you!

Pivotal to the success of its newest endeavor, the "MooPig Enterprises Jazz Operaepic Division of Northern Hemisphere EastWest by MiddEast, EWXME" depends on someone to write a fugue in the Bach tradition.
Are you that person. You must be half out of your mind, and half-deaf... to help with the Beethoven angle, should the four part fugue become an eight part fugue in escalation.

If so please send MooPig Enterprises nonrefundable $399.99 [or 4 payments of $99.00] with your resume, and we will put that in our children's college trust funds. If your qualifications are even nearly standard, and you seem like an amicable person, we might consider your resume. But don't take our word for it... look at the treatment Here:

PART SIX
[We do not know how to write a Fugue, so here follows a treatment of suppositions for four timbres for the 4 parts of the work... when someone writes it.]

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Silly Me: I forgot to Google "Fugue Writer" [thanks Dr J]