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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

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#1~Story
Oprah - Only 3 Years to Live;
Will OPRAH be making out her Bucket List?

Picture shows shows one possible cause... Oprah being crushed between her over-protective, long-forgotten, loving white guardians early in life... Oprah may need this MSDS sheet to get full Welfare Benefits in this Autumn of her long and prosperous life.. God Speed O -- you know we all loves ya!


















#2~Story
Let them Wear Sneakers !!

Michelle Obama Wears Lanvin Sneakers
Apr 30th 2009 at 2:00PM by Phebe Hunnicutt
Filed under: Style in the News,
Clothing, Celebrities with Style

The First Lady spent April 29th volunteering: She donated time filling bags with non-perishable food to be distributed at the Capitol Area Food Bank for Feeding America.
An extremely worthy and commendable activity, and yet the photo has spurred a mini controversy. Why you may ask? Her fashion choices, naturally.

At first glance, there is nothing exceptional about her casual capri-and-sneaker combo, but upon closer inspection, it's obvious that these are no average kicks. Mrs. O rocked a pair of $540 Lanvin sneakers to the food bank.
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PHOTO, Right: her shoes cost the same amount as my bail out check!!

Michelle Obama has previously been praised for her ability to mix high and low fashion, but are there limits to her mixology?
















#3~Story
Ha Ha... Those Twins'll get you every time !!

Filed under: Government/Legal [SOURCE]
How do you get out of those pesky parking tickets? Why, blame your identical twin, of course!
by Chris Shunk on May 1st 2009 at 9:04AM

Meter Maids and Twins are HAWT !! I Ain't Lyin'!

Anyone that has a sibling knows that as kids they're constantly blaming the other for just about everything that goes wrong. In Switzerland, twin brothers have the blame game down to a science, as they've successfully talked their way out of 29 parking tickets by refusing to pay the fine because "the other one did it." Since the twins are identical and they are co-owners of one car, Swiss officials have no concrete way to identify the offender. Without being able to identify anyone, officials feel there is no way they can hand out a ticket.

The fact that law enforcement cannot nail this dynamic duo for a simple parking infraction is maddening. And short of staking out the car, grabbing the suspect and finger printing them, these two parking bad boys will never have to pay a fine. Hat tip to Brady.
[Source: Ananova]

Tags: law enforcement, LawEnforcement, parking ticket, ParkingTicket, swiss, twin brothers, TwinBrothers

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