This Just in from our Michigan Correspondent
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RC | AP May2, 2011 | Zeeland MI
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A remote, esoteric and curiosly well-informed blog has been credited with the inside info that brought US forces to the Abadabada hideout of OBL. MooPig Wisdom is the love effort of an enigmatic PhD, often using the nickname Buns, and often boasts of being the best blog in the blogoverse. It's informaton-gathering capabilities dwaft those of WikiLeaks and the extensive network of technological and human resources can only be estimated to be the equivalent of an average-sized European country. The staff is thought to be in the thousands, and their code of secrecy can only be compared to Al Qaeda itself.
The whereabouts of the actual founder and his HQ is being sought by all federal agencies, Al Quaeda, several collection agencies and LIfe Insurance salesmen - but thus far he remains as elusive in person as his blog is omni-present in cyberland.
There is word on the blog-street that he could be lured out into the open by plates of juicy lamb and a glass of Raki. This is being tested nationwide as this article goes to print. ... "
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