Q: What's gray and stamps out forest fires?
A: Smokey the Elephant.
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Q: Why does and elephant have a trunk?
A: He'd look pretty silly with a glove compartment.
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Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Ever tried to iron one?
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Q: Why does the elephant lie on his back and stick his feet up?
A: So not to be confused with a bar of Ivory soap.
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Q: What would you say if you saw nine elephants rolling down the street wearing green socks, and one elephant rolling down the same street wearing red socks?
A: Nine out of ten elephants wear green socks.
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Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: From jumping out of palm trees in the jungle between two and four in the afternoons.
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Q: Why are pygmies so short?
A: They go in the jungle between two and four in the afternoons.
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Q: Who started all these crazy elephant jokes?
A: That's what the elephants would like to know!
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