MooPig's Sunday Elephant Jokes

Q: What's gray and stamps out forest fires?

A: Smokey the Elephant.
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Q: Why does and elephant have a trunk?

A: He'd look pretty silly with a glove compartment.
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Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?

A: Ever tried to iron one?
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Q: Why does the elephant lie on his back and stick his feet up?

A: So not to be confused with a bar of Ivory soap.
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Q: What would you say if you saw nine elephants rolling down the street wearing green socks, and one elephant rolling down the same street wearing red socks?

A: Nine out of ten elephants wear green socks.
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Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

A: From jumping out of palm trees in the jungle between two and four in the afternoons.
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Q: Why are pygmies so short?

A: They go in the jungle between two and four in the afternoons.
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Q: Who started all these crazy elephant jokes?

A: That's what the elephants would like to know!

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State of the Union 2010 :: Everything but the Elephant

Fortunately, Texas Birds of Brazos Valley are on top of Things

Gives New Meaning to Recycled Material -- for Blogger's Sake
Retrieved by Pat Darnell and the Last Version of Virgin Image Turtle

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The Pachuca family says an image on their pickup truck is a miracle. The image, that came in an unlikely form of a bird dropping, appeared Sunday July 12. That was the first time Salvador Pachuca had been back to the home since having an accident there four months ago.

What do you think about the reported image of the Virgin Mary on a truck in Bryan? (Click here to learn more and voice your opinion)
It's a true miracle
It's not a miracle, but it's interesting
It's a coincidence


"I told my brothers come over here and see what this is and they say this is the Virgin," says Salvador Pachuca.

Family members made their way outside to see the image on the truck's side mirror. Cristal Pachuca says she took pictures and began making calls to invite others to see, what she describes as, a miracle.

"We just all feel protected. It's a blessing to our family and to everybody that comes to see it," says Cristal Pachuca.

Cristal says the truck doesn't get much use, but last weekend her husband decided to take it out of their garage and wash it. A few moments later the image appeared. Since Sunday, a steady stream of family, friends, neighbors and strangers have stopped by to pray and take pictures of the image.

The Pachuca's say the image is more than a coincidence especially since it happened on the 12. The family says in Mexico, December 12 is celebrated as the day of The Virgin Guadalupe. Onlookers say the image is a miracle because the distinct colors and outline of the image on the truck match the image of Virgin Guadalupe.

The Pachuca's say they will continue to welcome anyone who wants to see the image, because the image isn't going to go away anytime soon.

"I think we're going to just put it on a shelf outside, probably take off the mirror and keep it there cause its something special to us. I'm not going to wash it off," says Cristal Pachuca.

MooPig's Theory of Evertything-- TOE -- Department: "Gim'me the Key"

Ask MooPig about any serious theory postulates, and it shall be posit 'd to you,
by Pat Darnell

A few days ago Sister Mary Elephant said... You boys need to study hard and stay in school; basketball and music may be fun but it's not an education that Jesus would like.



Thanks Sister:
and yes "We Like Very Much." For your question Here is my reply -- I think you are talking about the key to education in a diverse society like USA... no?

In almost every movie is the phrase "Gimme the Key" [don't believe me?] Next movie you just try to get through the 90 minutes without that phrase... it also correlates with turning point climax scenes in the movie theme like right after gratis sex scene; and is usually just before car chase scenes. ?Comprendes ustedes Tio y Tia' y tu Socio's, y Morto Vivente?

For Example:
Timothy Leary meets Cheech and Chong and Peewee -- Yes, this is the real Timothy Leary,the real Cheech and Chong.... and a Public Service Message by Peewee Herman (Paul Reubens) from the mid 80's is mixed into the scene to make it even more bizzare. Michael Winslow plays Jimmy Hendrix in this edited clip from NICE DREAMS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0T8YtIat7o


GIMME THE KEY...Gimme the Key !