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The Bad, the Ugly, and the Irrelevant: The 2012 GOP pretenders
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  May 4, 2012  |  Bryan TX

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MooPig's Sunday Elephant Jokes

Q: What's gray and stamps out forest fires?

A: Smokey the Elephant.
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Q: Why does and elephant have a trunk?

A: He'd look pretty silly with a glove compartment.
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Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?

A: Ever tried to iron one?
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Q: Why does the elephant lie on his back and stick his feet up?

A: So not to be confused with a bar of Ivory soap.
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Q: What would you say if you saw nine elephants rolling down the street wearing green socks, and one elephant rolling down the same street wearing red socks?

A: Nine out of ten elephants wear green socks.
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Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

A: From jumping out of palm trees in the jungle between two and four in the afternoons.
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Q: Why are pygmies so short?

A: They go in the jungle between two and four in the afternoons.
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Q: Who started all these crazy elephant jokes?

A: That's what the elephants would like to know!

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KABOBfest says "Thanks" to Gov Sarah Palin

And MooPig would like to say "Thank you" to Muslims for not eating either beef or pork.

Sunday, October 26, 2008 | Thank you Sarah Palin
By QuiQui [SOURCE]
Since we're on the topic of having to thank even the vile for coming to the defense of the Muslim faith...
One of the two VP candidates just said that religious discrimination is both inappropriate and unacceptable and that their party welcomes all Muslims. That candidate wasn't Joe Biden. And that party wasn't the Democrats.

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Sarah Palin Welcomes Muslims To Republican Party
[SOURCE] By Davin Hutchins on Oct 23, 2008


Amid a growing distrust among her conservative Christian supporters of anything Islamic, Sarah Palin goes on record stating emphatically that Republicans and the McCain-Palin ticket welcome all Muslims, adding "it is not acceptable in my book" to discriminate on the basis of religion. Her message of tolerance comes amid a growing tide of Islamophobia at McCain-Palin presidential rallies in Virginia, Pennsylvania and Ohio. How Christian fundamentalists interpret her remarks in the last days of the campaign is anyone's guess.

She was a Runner Up Beauty Queen; and Miss Congenital

MooPig has Proof:
Sarah Louise Heath Palin looks like Mary McDonnell's "Laura Roslin"... no?
Fiction or Fact?
Both are congenitally fearless.

MooPig has a question pursed on their lips, again: "Doesn't anyone watch Battle Star Galactica?"

In the continuing saga Battle Star Galactica the person to take over -- when federation President and vice President both died -- was a school teacher, Laure Roslin. She turned out the best thing to ever happen for that show, errrr... I mean "..journey of humans through the galaxy in a never ending quest for ... for... well no one precisely knows what for. I think they are running from something..."

But this proves Sarah Palin, like the heroine Laura Roslin, would do a bang up job if the occasion arises that she had to take over the Presidency. Impersonation is the greatest of compliments. Sarah Palin lights up the stage and all eyes are on her each time she appears. That is why --

Palin look-alike strippers to vie for Inauguration Day trip
AP | 10.16.2008
LAS VEGAS -- Some spectacled strippers are looking to score some votes of their own, just for looking like Sarah Palin.

A Sin City strip club says it plans to host a lookalike contest in honor of the GOP vice presidential nominee, and is bringing in women from gentleman's clubs all over the country to compete.

"They'll be judged by club guests on how they resemble Palin while wearing a swimsuit and how well they debate, according to news release.

"A vote will determine the winner. The prize? A $10,000 package including a trip to Washington for Inauguration Day in January.

"Officials for Club Paradise Men's Club in Las Vegas say they're holding the contest because Palin competed as a beauty queen years ago and is widely impersonated today.

"Palin came in second at the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant, taking home the Miss Congeniality award. (Associated Press; Published October 16 2008, retrieved 10.17.2008 HERE )"

PHOTO: Panamanian hopeful, Sarah Louise Heath Palin's long lost sister, Gurnee Babee Heath Barbee, will be competing. "All these girls are so tall... maybe they will buy some of my decorative hats, even if I don't win.. like my sister wins all the time."

Move the Federal Capital to Salt Lake City, please Mr. Bush!!

Retrieved from: http://jessicafertitta.wordpress.com/2007/04/19/mormons-mitt-and-money-oh-my/#more-39

An array of donors who never had given money in a federal election opened their wallets to Mitt Romney this year, drawn to him through his networks in the business world and the Mormon church.
Utah, seldom a go-to state for politicians seeking money, was Romney’s second most generous state, reflecting the ties he has built there through the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and his time as president of the Salt Lake Organizing Committee for the 2002 Winter Games.
That success helped vault Romney to the top of the money race among Republican presidential candidates with more than $20 million in the first quarter of this year.
An analysis of new campaign finance reports by The Associated Press shows that in some Utah ZIP codes, Romney, a Mormon and former governor of Massachusetts, raised nearly 10 times the amounts raised by President Bush in each of the past two presidential elections.
“I don’t part with my money lightly, but I felt it was money well spent,” said Ken Leister, a Mormon and a businessman from Sandy, Utah. Leister, a first time political donor, and his wife contributed $2,000 to the Romney camp this year.