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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Today's Non-syndicated FUNNIES

Snipped from the Social Network by Pat Darnell | Feb 11, 2012 | Bryan TX
Laurie Plumridge ::
Mahatma Ghandi was a vegetarian. His meager diet caused him to become very thin and weak with terrible breath. And his constant wearing of sandals took a toll on his feet with bad calluses and such. That made him a...wait for it... super calloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis!
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Susan Drangstveit :: The Sesame Street bus had a new driver and he asked the kids to introduce themselves as they got on. The first two girls were really huge and both of them were named Patty. The next student said "Hi. I'm Ross and I'm special." The last kid said, "I'm Lester Peas." He promptlly sat down and began picking at his feet. Dispatch called and asked the driver how it was going. His reply? I've got two all beef Pattys, Special Ross, Lester Peas picking bunions on the Sesame Street bus.
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John Evans :: An African chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the witch doctor to his hut. After a brief examination, the medicine man cut off a thong of antelope hide from his belt and gave it to the chief, instructing him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of leather every day. After one month, the witch doctor returned, and asked how the chief was feeling. The chief answered, "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."
13 hours ago


Kevin Head :: I saw a reference to lemon party on the show 30 rock the other night. Alec Baldwin said to Tina Fey's character (Liz Lemon) "so you are are going to have your own private Lemon Party" and I laughed my ass off.
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Susan Drangstveit :: It's very hard to type with both of my middle fingers frozen at attention....
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Rebecca Boyer :: I read that in a Monster Truck commercial voice! Televangelists: the Pro (pro pro pro) Wrestlers (wrestlers wrestlers) of Religion (religion religion)!
Thursday at 5:32pm


Mike Adkins ::

A robber bursts into the bank and yells "Give me the money!" A brave customer runs over and pulls his mask off. "You can't rob the bank now. I've seen your face!" The robber thinks about it for a moment and then shoots him. "Anyone else see my face?" he asked menacingly. After a few moments silence, a man shouts up "I think my wife had a look!"
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You, John Evans and 5 others like this.

Elliot Bronstein ‎"I do not like brown poop and cum; I do not like it, San-Tor-Um"
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Rebecca Boyer ‎^^^Elliot= Lord of the Quips!
Wednesday at 6:46pm · Unlike · 3

Elliot Bronstein ‎"Would You have it in your ass? Would you, could you take a pass?"
Wednesday at 6:46pm · Unlike · 4

Marcel Sebo Elliot, that's hilarious!
Wednesday at 6:46pm · Unlike · 2

Elliot Bronstein ‎"Would you take it from a sloth? Would you take it with some froth?"
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Rebecca Boyer Elliot is the ghostwriter! :)
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Elliot Bronstein ‎"Would you have some in a boat? Would you have sex with a goat?"
Wednesday at 6:50pm · Like · 3

Elliot Bronstein ‎"You may like it--you will see! Let me squirt you.....woops, that's pee!"
Wednesday at 6:52pm · Like · 5

Marcel Sebo Holy crap, Elliot! I am laughing so hard right now!!!!
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Paula Fluharty Elliot, please do the whole book. Too funny!
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Today's Irony :: "Working people are Poor people!"


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