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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

MooPig Aging Meat Department :: "Cenegenics"

On the Road to Sharper Self-image for Boomers
Bundled by Pat Darnell  |  Mar 13, 2012  |  Bryan TX


[Picture LINK] Baby Boomer stud Dr. Jeffrey Life

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Someone said: " ... Life is Nature's way of keeping meat fresh ... " MooPig Aging Meat Department Editor, Saul Ted N. Braized, tends to agree. "We are gradually becoming what Wilkie Collins calls 'the slander that was death to my character;' or old age."

"When the baby boomers get around to saving up for retirement, you're going to see a lot of investment scams," says Saul. "If only Boomers would spend more time out of their cerebral, and into investing in good health."

Baby Boomers are the pig in the python population explosion after WWII, when in 1946 USA birth rate exceeded 2 million and then continued to produce every year at that rate until 1964.
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EXCERPT from the Cenegenics website:
The Cenegenics approach to the science of age management has been shown to decrease the risk of age-related disease, increase physical and sexual vitality, improve sleep quality, increase muscle tone, decrease body fat and sharpen mental acuity.

That's where Cenegenics makes a difference The growing aging population—triggered by 79 million baby boomers—has changed the definition of those "golden" years. Traditional retirement mentality is now passé with more people 50 years old and over taking on new careers and daring to face off with 30-somethings. Medicine has to keep up. Back in 1997, that's what Cenegenics' cofounders set out to do. Visionaries Alan Mintz, MD and John Adams pioneered the field of age management medicine, establishing a vital and much-needed role in the international medical community. They bridged the gap between conventional medicine and a science-based, proactive approach to decrease the risk of age-related disease and lengthen health span.
  • Over the years, Cenegenics has become the world's largest age management medicine practice, helping over 20,000 patients globally (2,000 are physicians and their families) realize remarkable health outcomes:
  • Increased energy (physical and sexual)
  • Increased libido Reduced body fat
  • Increased lean muscle Improved cholesterol scores
  • Strengthened immune system
  • Lifted moods
  • Better stress management
  • Sharper mental acuity
Our main demographic is men and women, ages 35 and older. Our patients are professionals, accomplished, educated and in the higher fiscal percentile. And given that every 8 seconds an American turns 50, our medical specialty is primed to fit the increasing need of a generation passionate about not "growing old"—yet at the same time, helping the 40-something gain a proactive edge to future health and vitality.


You may have seen Dr Jeffrey Life on commercials where he is selling Cenegenic. He does so mostly by taking off his shirt. Wow, us Boomers say; I want to look like that!

Of course this service is a medical procedure and will cost an arm and a leg. A trip to Cenegenics' website is not too exciting. There are a bunch of white coats standing around consulting. And the text tells about the group's attributes.
" ... After completing the Elite Health baseline, you meet with your Cenegenics team—physician, nutrition/exercise counselor, wellness coach and Personal Service coordinator—to review test results and embark upon your personalized Elite Health Program. ... "

_________________________Reference
http://www.cenegenics.com/index.php
http://www.wavuti.com/4/post/2012/02/im-73-feel-like-in-my-30s-has-this-man-found-the-foutain-of-youth.html#axzz2NPzMY5HA


3 comments:

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