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Wednesday, February 19, 2014

MooPig Tech Coroner :: "Bank Officers"

Bank Officers are becoming Extinct
mashed articles by Pat Darnell  |  Feb 19, 2014  |  Bryan TX

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New technologies of 'Quantitative Easing,' and 'BitCoins,' and 'Non-Causal Derivatives' are leading Bank Officers world wide to hurl them selves off buildings and to commit suicide? For instance at article: "... Richard Talley, the 57 year old founder of American Title Services in Centennial, Colorado, was found dead earlier this month after apparently shooting himself with a nail gun. ..."

Death by nail gun is a terrible death. This pandemic of mysterious deaths by suicide seem to me to be heinous. No other word satisfies my senses, that these self-murdering bank officials were facing something many times more heinous than death by their own hands. Right?

Is there a consensus on this trend? My Google search shows 22 million results ... YIKES!

8th international banker to die in a month jumps off building in China | Intellihub News: "HONG KONG (INTELLIHUB) — All month we have been reporting on the suspicious string of apparent suicides that have hit the financial industry.  Multiple bankers have been found dead in recent weeks, all of them have been ruled suicides despite the fact that little information has been released in some of the cases."

"Those who had high profile deaths, like the man who jumped from the top of the JP Morgan HQ building in Europe are highly publicized, but overall, very few details about any of these deaths have been made public.  Now this week, another investment banker has jumped from a different JP Morgan HQ, on a different continent, this time in Hong Kong, China."
'via Blog this'

I predict a new reality show title: " ... Banker Suicide ..." Will he jump?

Listen I know there is nothing to laugh at here. Suicide is a serious, and heinous way to conclude a life. In my proposed reality show I would have the 'jumper' wearing a bungee cord. We cannot see the truth because it is hidden in the minds of all the financial people out there. It is like a collective hive of humans who prey on humanity, while looking status quo.


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