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Friday, April 17, 2015

MooPig Wisdom What Goes Around Department :: "Johnny Manziel 2015"

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Woes of a Rookie's Choices
Mashed Martial Article by Pat Darnell  |  Apr 17, 2015 |  Bryan TX

If MooPig stayed local, we would probably have belabored this lackluster individual's story. However, MooPig wants to appear to be worldly. Big problem with that is we live in a valley, in the middle of nowhere.

So, back to Johnny Football. Eh? He hit rock bottom when he went professional. What if doctor's hit rock bottom when they start their practice, because medical students in general deny themselves a social life during their study years -- then goes ape-shit John Belushi/Animal House when he/she starts making money. But Johnny Cash wannabe hit the stage like a stooge last year, and it looks like he is damaged for this year.

Our spectrum of frequency's is flush with speculation about upcoming events. And the Cleveland team is not pleased with its frosh QB. The linemen don't trust Johnny Manziel. And if you are a quarterback you certainly don't want to disillusion your linemen.

We agree with the conjectures out there, pro football is an extreme form of entertainment in the blood sport category. But Manziel's spoiled brat acting out last year is like a Nero-ish fatal flaw in character, with consequences brought on only by Manziel's obvious mental abnormalities.

If, dear reader, you think that people are not typically flawed, then you should read some of our referenced articles from our "Brain Industry Department."

Up until recently, self awareness was our 'key' to being human. Now we consider Orcas and Honey Badgers as self-aware. Your pet ferret is probably as self-aware as Senator Boehner, which is not saying much for ferrets. Humans have tagged themselves with a badge that is not earned.

Humans have mustered energies into creating themselves as monsters. In two ways we humans have missed the boat: 1) by not embracing human imperfections, 2) making imperfections our standards of success.

Johnny Manziel apologizes to Browns, fans: "His well-documented escapades in the last year alone included swigging champagne from a bottle while floating on an inflatable swan in a nightclub pool; slurring his words while talking into a stack of cash meant to be a telephone; a picture from a nightclub bathroom that appeared to show him rolling up a $20 bill; a disturbance with a fan in the lobby of his Cleveland apartment building hours before the team traveled to a road game in November; and missing a walk-through and treatment session after throwing a party at his condo on the final weekend of the regular season." (Lindsay H. Jones, USA TODAY Sports 10:58 a.m. EDT April 17, 2015)
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Emotional damage, brain damage, and institutional bullying are the basis for unwritten rules in sports. We are probably wrong to point out that Manziel is mentally challenged, but that has never stopped us or anyone else, now has it?

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