MooPig Wisdom What Goes Around Department :: "Johnny Manziel 2015"

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Woes of a Rookie's Choices
Mashed Martial Article by Pat Darnell  |  Apr 17, 2015 |  Bryan TX

If MooPig stayed local, we would probably have belabored this lackluster individual's story. However, MooPig wants to appear to be worldly. Big problem with that is we live in a valley, in the middle of nowhere.

So, back to Johnny Football. Eh? He hit rock bottom when he went professional. What if doctor's hit rock bottom when they start their practice, because medical students in general deny themselves a social life during their study years -- then goes ape-shit John Belushi/Animal House when he/she starts making money. But Johnny Cash wannabe hit the stage like a stooge last year, and it looks like he is damaged for this year.

Our spectrum of frequency's is flush with speculation about upcoming events. And the Cleveland team is not pleased with its frosh QB. The linemen don't trust Johnny Manziel. And if you are a quarterback you certainly don't want to disillusion your linemen.

We agree with the conjectures out there, pro football is an extreme form of entertainment in the blood sport category. But Manziel's spoiled brat acting out last year is like a Nero-ish fatal flaw in character, with consequences brought on only by Manziel's obvious mental abnormalities.

If, dear reader, you think that people are not typically flawed, then you should read some of our referenced articles from our "Brain Industry Department."

Up until recently, self awareness was our 'key' to being human. Now we consider Orcas and Honey Badgers as self-aware. Your pet ferret is probably as self-aware as Senator Boehner, which is not saying much for ferrets. Humans have tagged themselves with a badge that is not earned.

Humans have mustered energies into creating themselves as monsters. In two ways we humans have missed the boat: 1) by not embracing human imperfections, 2) making imperfections our standards of success.

Johnny Manziel apologizes to Browns, fans: "His well-documented escapades in the last year alone included swigging champagne from a bottle while floating on an inflatable swan in a nightclub pool; slurring his words while talking into a stack of cash meant to be a telephone; a picture from a nightclub bathroom that appeared to show him rolling up a $20 bill; a disturbance with a fan in the lobby of his Cleveland apartment building hours before the team traveled to a road game in November; and missing a walk-through and treatment session after throwing a party at his condo on the final weekend of the regular season." (Lindsay H. Jones, USA TODAY Sports 10:58 a.m. EDT April 17, 2015)
'via Blog this'

CONCLUSION
Emotional damage, brain damage, and institutional bullying are the basis for unwritten rules in sports. We are probably wrong to point out that Manziel is mentally challenged, but that has never stopped us or anyone else, now has it?

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_____________________Reference
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/browns/2015/04/17/johnny-manziel-treatment-apologizes-fans/25928669/
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2014/06/moopig-brain-industries-lasting-brain.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2014/05/moopig-brain-industry-call-me-crazy-but.html

15 Years Late: MooPig Still wants to Acknowledge NASHVILLE Support

"American Recordings and Johnny Cash would like to acknowledge the Nashville music establishment and country radio for your support."



ARTIST: Lovin' Spoonful
TITLE: Nashville Cats
Lyrics and Chords
[SOURCE]

{Refrain}
Nashville Cats, play clean as country water
Nashville Cats, play wild as mountain dew
Nashville Cats, been playin' since they's babies
Nashville Cats, get work before they're two

/ CG7 C - - / / / /

Well, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two
Guitar pickers in Nashville
And they can pick more notes than the number of ants
On a Tennessee anthill
Yeah, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two
Guitar cases in Nashville
And any one that unpacks his guitar could play
Twice as better than I will

/ C - / G7 - / / C - / / F - / G7 - / C - /

Yeah, I was just thirteen, you might say I was a
Musical proverbial knee-high
When I heard a couple new-sounding tunes on the tubes
And they blasted me sky-high
And the record man said every one is a yellow Sun
Record from Nashville
And up north there ain't nobody buys them
And I said, but I will

And it was:
{Refrain}
Nashville Cats, play clean as country water
Nashville Cats, play wild as mountain dew
Nashville Cats, been playin' since they's babies
Nashville Cats, get work before they're two

Well, there's sixteen thousand eight hundred twenty one
Mothers from Nashville
All their friends play music, and they ain't uptight
If one of the kids will
Because it's custom made for any mother's son
To be a guitar picker in Nashville
And I sure am glad I got a chance to say a word about
The music and the mothers from Nashville

{Refrain}
Nashville Cats, play clean as country water
Nashville Cats, play wild as mountain dew
Nashville Cats, been playin' since they's babies
Nashville Cats, get work before they're two

I Could'a Been a Contender

Let's Invent a FaceBook Game!!
by Pat Darnell and this pistol



You know secret ambitions? "I always wanted to be a.... [fill in here your own contentions] !"

[Famous People who have been Homeless HERE]

Okay, So now we try to sort out various big names and their secret ambitions.

A major hurdle prevents this. We don't have any clue where to look for these secrets. so to Google we go...

[Rootabaga Stories: HERE]That's the idea but what is the Big Names Secret ambitions...
[GuideSpot: A-Z Guide to Your Secret Ambitions HERE]

[N.] "Take the day off, Tom Hanks. Use those opera tickets, Patrick Stewart. Get your nails done, Meryl. Today, audiences are going to gaze up at a ceiling full of stars and hear your voice explaining all of the gases, the masses, the dark matter and the infinite. Now if you’d like to make things really interesting, you could take the Kathleen Turner approach to voice-over narration and smoke a very large cigar, chased by a double shot of whiskey. No one paid for “average”. And don’t worry, friend, you don’t actually have to know anything about the universe; someone has taken the trouble to write it all down for you."

Google -- "I should have been a ________..." [To Be Continued........].