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Showing posts with label Biden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Biden. Show all posts

Friday, July 31, 2009

I Like to Play OWNED on FaceBook

Some Notes from activities on the Social Network OWNED\FaceBook
by Pat Darnell and Friends

Ongoing Discussion in our series of "Ask Brian Jones:





Name: EfraĆ­n Boliche
Network: Mexico
Interested In: female
About Me: I've two eyes & prefer to squeeze love handles than smelling feet. I belive in the rrrrumble of the drums and the bubble of the gum, and my mother always made me eat broccoli and now look at me i'm as strong as can be so put some spice in my sauce honey in my tea an ace up my sleeve and a slinky plan b
http:// apps.new. facebook.com /humangifts /view / 6928027
OWNED is kind of a messy game... lots of non-action, and even less police action. Much of thegame is about Photo's. In sync with a barrel of "play money" I go about sorting out the most averse from the less averse subjects of the photos.
Your Lunch Money...
L$1,269,207


I like to inflate the prices, and make it look like a hot item. Just like Madoff -- when I Purchase a Photo, I over bid by ten thousand or more fake dollars. Then someone discovers my purchase, and walks into my squirrel trap, I make back the inflated price plus profit.. so when I sign in each day my net worth steadily increases.
Now my net worth is flipping about two million a day. I just passed our previous leader from my group of friends, Rosa Pagan.. Kind of weird to think about, so I don't think as I flip through thousands of faces and other photos stuff... fills lots of time that I could be doing other useful things.

The comment from the kid in Mexico comes from that game.. I thought it was kind of funny. It is from the slot where the subject tells a brief fact or two about himself, herself, or itself; where they are from, and other half-truths.
Also, I have tried to find a set of Cheat Notes for OWNED\FaceBook, but yet to zero in on a way to amass a billion in play money. I notice some bidders, supposedly from Greece, have figured a way to inflate the purchase prices of scantily clad women up to a billion L-Dollars. I am speculating this is a territorial, Cardinals versus the Mockingbirds, nesting rights, scuffle tendency like twist, to the game.

Again, I really don't want to think... I just want to bid, bid, bid for bidness in OWNED -- Capito? Ciao, yous'e.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Resumes

"Don't look at the flash: keep your heads down between your knees, children!!"

Election 2008 for President: what if you are twenty something and you campaign for B. Obama, and he wins. When you are fifty something later, you wake up one day and you realize you are in the same boat as when you were twenty something... making about fifty cents an hour more than back then, and working 110 hours a week instead of 32?

Well then:
"MooPig Advice Department Suggests you look with a hairy eye at the various resumes of the Candidates...
don't delay, check them out today.

If you vote for this guy -- OBAMA
You are voting for an inflated Resume

Okay -- I get it he is a Moslem Sympathizer



















If you are voting for this guy: McCAIN
You have too much resume to
consider
Okay, he is a VaudeVille Act from long ago... like Obi Juan Kanobi, but it is not necessary to put his stage acting on his resume...





















If you are voting for this guy: PALIN
He isn't a guy, but is a Maverick... with a poker face to boot
















If you are voting for this guy: BIDEN
You just might be on track with a veritable definition of Civil Servant

Friday, August 29, 2008

Survey: Do You Think...



Do you think the "B's" should move to Beijing? We think they should ! Good Idea, Barack !

Who are the "B's"? that is Barack Obama Joseph Biden Bin Laden Bea Arthur and Amy Jade Winehouse... [for rehaB] ... with BigFoot on Bass, just to mention the leadership who will bolster the campaign.

Because: We could trade for Yu Gi Oh cards, and amass virtually a huge storehouse of weaponry, though all make believe... still! We could be Pokemon and YuGiOh Champions of the Galaxy and beyond. I suspect this is what kind of business that Senator Obama has in mind to put on the strip malls of Beijing -- Trading Card, Spa, and Hot Topic's stores. Not so bad, because then there will be some Wheel and Tires shops for the Mexican Immigrants, and so on.

The only thing we at MooPig Entrepeneurial Enterprises think is a stony obstacle is the Chinese Yaun is not traded on the world market!!! And most of the "enterprises, institutions and utilities" are all "nationalized." Hmmmmm... and Bob's your Uncle !!

TEAm "B" obamabidenbinamy.bea will be on the bandwagon for these developments, so says the new chief-seeker of decider-ship for the Free World, Barack Obama himself.

Please don't take just our word for this; Find out the truth your own bad self --

Follow this line of comment: Start HERE with the Economist Go next to: HERE Riehl World View End here with: Obama Watch, Tues August 26, 2008: Did Obama Just Lose The Election?

Slogan? "Bea Decider Besider" Obama-Biden

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