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Thursday, October 09, 2008

Resumes

"Don't look at the flash: keep your heads down between your knees, children!!"

Election 2008 for President: what if you are twenty something and you campaign for B. Obama, and he wins. When you are fifty something later, you wake up one day and you realize you are in the same boat as when you were twenty something... making about fifty cents an hour more than back then, and working 110 hours a week instead of 32?

Well then:
"MooPig Advice Department Suggests you look with a hairy eye at the various resumes of the Candidates...
don't delay, check them out today.

If you vote for this guy -- OBAMA
You are voting for an inflated Resume

Okay -- I get it he is a Moslem Sympathizer



















If you are voting for this guy: McCAIN
You have too much resume to
consider
Okay, he is a VaudeVille Act from long ago... like Obi Juan Kanobi, but it is not necessary to put his stage acting on his resume...





















If you are voting for this guy: PALIN
He isn't a guy, but is a Maverick... with a poker face to boot
















If you are voting for this guy: BIDEN
You just might be on track with a veritable definition of Civil Servant

2 comments:

d2r2 said...

In the early 1950's just before Patrick of Fort Worth was born, we lived on Berryhill Drive. Carswell Air Force Base, which was home to the Strategic Air Command B-52 Squadron, was just over the next hill. The big Kahunas were in the air 24/7 before anyone knew what that meant. We all hated the Russians.
At school, on a daily basis, we got on the floor under our desks, put our heads down between our legs, covered our heads with our arms and thought about all of the photos and movies we had seen of Hiroshima and Bikini Island and Nagasaki. I think Godzilla was just coming to life in those days.

They always forgot, or didn't tell us on purpose, as we sat there trying not to start laughing because of Roger Tipton's ability to SBD the room, to kiss our young asses good-bye.
So far we haven't used the red phone. God is Good!

MooPig said...

amen.

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