MooPig Tech Coroner :: "Health Insurance"

Most Americans could Care Less about Obamacare
retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Sep 8, 2013  |  Bryan TX

Say good-bye to Health Care as we know it.

Yes, we know premium prices under Obamacare. No, we don’t know if people will think they’re affordable.: "Let’s focus on Seattle, since it has middle-of-the-pack premiums and happens to be where I grew up (Go Huskies!). There, the second-lowest-cost silver plan costs $283 a month for a hypothetical 40-year-old. For purposes of this exercise, we’ll call her the Seattleite." (Sarah Kliff, Published: September 6, 2013. LINK)

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CONCLUSION
Health care as we know it is unaffordable: health care as it will be, is still totally unaffordable. Good luck with that.


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http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/09/06/finally-the-actual-prices-for-insurance-under-obamacare/

MooPig FWD Email :: "Criminalization of Us"

Re-grouped by Pat Darnell  |  Feb 20, 2013  |  Bryan TX

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You Might be Committing a Felony at This Very Moment ... | Uncommon Wisdom Daily: "How many felonies have you committed today? The answer may surprise you. That’s because, if you’re like most Americans, you probably violate federal or state law several times each day — without even knowing it.

The “criminalization” of American law is nothing new. But most citizens don’t realize just how frequently their state and federal governments expand the list of activities that are considered criminal offenses.

But it’s not just adults being targeted. More recently, children attending public schools have been deemed criminals as well. Sounds absurd, right? Trust me, we haven’t even yet scratched the surface …"

'via Blog this'

Have You ‘Defaced a Hamburger’ Lately?

In Las Vegas, you can be thrown in jail for spilling a drink in a nightclub. That’s what happened to Justin O’Connell last summer. Apparently a bouncer watched O’Connell spill his drink and then asked him to leave. O’Connell then asked for his $30 cover charge back. The nightclub then called police, who escorted O’Connell to jail. He now faces criminal trespassing charges.

Here are some other criminal offenses in Las Vegas (and many other cities, for that matter):

• Sitting or lying down on public sidewalks in the downtown redevelopment district.
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• Buying drinks for more than three people within 24 hours.
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• Feeding the homeless in public. Incidentally, it’s also illegal to feed pigeons.
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• Pawning your dentures.
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• Defacing a hamburger, by leaving its contents anywhere in public.
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• Jaywalking.

We hope Warren Buffett enjoyed that hamburger … and properly disposed of it when he was done!

That’s the tip of the criminalization iceberg. Have you ever purchased sinus medication over the counter? Well, so did Diane Avera, a 45-year-old Mississippi grandmother. Now she faces a year in prison after being convicted of intent to manufacture amphetamine.

It’s a long story, but basically, Mississippi law requires a prescription to purchase pseudoephedrine, the active ingredient in many sinus medications. To save time and aggravation, Avera drove to Alabama to purchase her medication, but got caught up in a sting operation.

It’s no wonder the United States has by far the world’s largest prison population per capita anywhere on earth. More people rot in local, county, state or federal prisons in the United States than in all other developed countries combined.

According to the World Prison Population List, Ninth Edition (2012): “More than 10.1 million people are held in penal institutions throughout the world, mostly as pretrial detainees/remand prisoners or as sentenced prisoners.

Almost half of these are in the United States (2.29 million), Russia (0.81 million) or China (1.65 million sentenced prisoners) … “The U.S. has the highest prison population rate of 743 per 100,000 of its national population followed by Rwanda (595 per 100,000).”

Paraphrasing President Obama, “Yes we can … put you in prison!” Even more disturbingly, the criminalization of America is now creeping into high schools, junior high schools … and most recently, even kindergarten classes.

Last month, a 5-year-old boy (from Mississippi … again!) wound up in the back of a police car because he didn’t wear the right color shoes to class. His teacher told him he had to wear black shoes. Unfortunately, the little boy had no black shoes, and his mother apparently didn’t have the money to buy any. So she improvised. She used a marker to cover up his red-and-white tennis shoes. Unfortunately, she missed a couple of spots.

When the boy showed up at school the next day, his teacher called the cops. Shortly thereafter, police escorted him home in a police car and delivered a stern warning to his mother.

Apparently, this is “business as usual” in Mississippi.

Indeed, the U.S. Justice Department recently filed a lawsuit against officials in one Mississippi county for running what critics call a school-to-prison pipeline.

You’ll hopefully excuse me from making a couple observations: Anyone can inadvertently run afoul of America’s metastasizing network of criminal laws. Spilling a drink in a nightclub is hardly what anyone would consider a criminal offense. Neither is purchasing medication over-the-counter. Once you have a criminal record, especially a felony conviction, you’ll find it much more difficult to live outside the United States, or to acquire a second citizenship and passport.

Not to belabor the obvious, but if you have any interest at all in establishing a second nationality, don’t wait until some inadvertent slip-up results in an arrest and possible felony conviction.

Contact me today for more information about how to acquire a second passport, and keep your eye on this column for more ways that you can protect yourself and your wealth from ridiculous — but real — threats that continue to grow in number as your rights continue to dwindle.

Best,
Mark
Mark Nestmann is President of The Nestmann Group, Ltd., an international tax planning and wealth preservation consultancy. For nearly 30 years, he's made it his life's work to document the escalating threats to privacy and wealth, and devise original and fully legal strategies to protect his clients from them. His most recent book is “The Lifeboat Strategy,” which you can learn more about by following this link.

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http://www.uncommonwisdomdaily.com/you-might-be-committing-a-felony-at-this-very-moment-15756?FIELD9=1
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MooPig Fact Checker Department :: Boehner's Boners

Weeper of the House, Town Crier
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Dec 16, 2012 | Bryan TX

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Things Have Gotten so Bad for John Boehner that Even Hapless CNN is Fact Checking Him:
John Boehner gave a press conference today that was so full of crap that even the ever clueless CNN was forced to fact check and call out his latest fiscal cliff BS.

Everyone seemed to ignore one thing that made Boehner's Thursday press conference new and special: a chart — from Paul Ryan, no less.

'via Blog this'
Boehner armed with a shiny new chart, put together by no-numbers guy Paul Ryan, tried to fool America into not raising taxes on the wealthy while gutting Social Security and Medicare.

Really folks, what kind of man is this? He looks like a typical lying bastard, and his demeanor reminds one of a villain in a Spiderman  movie; stereotypical egomaniac.

Whoosh ... there goes our fiscal planning. Slippery scripted monologues do not produce any good. He is not "hopeful" because his dilettantism won't allow it.

How can we groom fiscal sobriety with this crying, lying, whiskey-upped, House leader of Republican cowards?

We have to remember that these Republican dinosaurs were "put" in place because they would resist change. Change in "normal operations" for the mega-saurus seat-buying corporations that own them, would cost them billions in windfalls, if a change in the tax structure should evolve.

True to their missions, you see a few balking Congressmen airing out their "hapless" ego's at the expense of millions of American's and their livelihoods.

Nice chart, ignominious ignoramus.

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http://www.politicususa.com/bad-john-boehner-hapless-cnn-fact-checking.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+politicususa%2FfJAl+%28Politicus+USA+%29&utm_content=FaceBook
http://m.radio.foxnews.com/2012/12/13/fiscal-cliff-fodder-continues/#.UM4Nj4Pm4eU
http://desertbeacon.wordpress.com/2012/12/13/a-quick-lesson-in-chart-reading-boehners-graph/

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MooPig's Famous Last Words Department

Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Dec 5, 2011  |  Bryan TX

Barry Obama tries to expand the Executive Branch ... Congress tries to deconstruct Obama's Executive ...

WTTE FOX 28 Columbus - National News: [LINK no longer valid]

When asked about GOP opposition to his decision not to keep U.S. troops in Iraq beyond the end of this year, Obama said: "It's shocking that they opposed something I proposed."

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MooPig State of the Union Address Review :: "SPUTNIK Moment, HUNH?"

Sputnik was the 184-pound satellite that the Soviet Union launched into outer space on Oct. 4, 1957
by Pat Darnell

Here I am pondering my ballooning midriff, my unsolicited belly fat bubble weighing in at about 185 pounds, and there goes that upstart crow, Barry Obama, saying, "... "This is our generation's Sputnik moment," Obama also said." ... As a result, we need to fund ... a level of research and development we haven't seen since the height of the space race," ... "

"It's hard to see how he or the Congress can resolve this contradiction—Kennedy-esque vigor and investment on the one hand, Ike-like torpor and penny-pinching on the other. He said much of this extra money could be freed up by eliminating subsidies for the oil companies. First, good luck on that. And second, that alone won't free up enough. (Kaplan, Fred. Jan 25, 2011. HERE)"

Raw is better than boring, so this launch set the pace for the USA space program up to today. The USSR, Soviets, had launched a ball the size of a heavy weight boxer into outer space and " ... "It really doesn't matter whether the satellite has any military value. The important thing is that the Russians have left the earth and the race for control of the universe has started." (Reedy, George. circa 1960's. His emphasis.)

" ... John Kennedy ran for president in 1960, promising a "new frontier" founded on "vigor." Early in his term, he directly responded to Sputnik in two ways: He poured money into the Minuteman ICBM program (both before and after he realized that the missile gap was a myth). And he pledged to land an American on the moon by the end of the decade. (Kaplan, Fred. ibid.) ... "

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Presidential Bloopers

Pardon My Mitten, is that Your Michigan?
Retrieved AP by Pat Darnell | HERE

Obama to speak at Michigan high school graduation
May 7, 2010 2:33 AM |  AP
KALAMAZOO, Mich. -- Kalamazoo Central High School has rescheduled graduation ceremonies for June 7 to accommodate President Barack Obama, who will deliver the commencement address.

Ceremonies had been scheduled for June 10. But when the White House announced Tuesday that Central High had won the Race to the Top High School Commencement challenge, Kalamazoo Public Schools officials said the date might be adjusted based on the White House's needs.

The 1,700-student school was one of three finalists in the nationwide competition. They were chosen through public voting on videos and essays submitted by the schools. The White House said more than 170,000 people voted.

The contest is part of Obama's efforts to improve schools and raise graduation rates.

-- Associated Press

MooPig Rage Segments :: "Indictment of the Current Political Spending" Rage

Eruption of Stupid
Posted in Politics with tags Jindal, Obama, stimulus, volcano
[SOURCE]
on March 25, 2009  |  by christian

Here’s wonderboy Bobby Jindal a few weeks ago, responding to Obama’s SOTU, trying to drum up some talk-radio style faux-populist rage:

While some of the projects in the bill make sense, their legislation is larded with wasteful spending. It includes … $140 million for something called “volcano monitoring.” Instead of monitoring volcanoes, what Congress should be monitoring is the eruption of spending in Washington, D.C.

And here’s actual reality from Sarah Palin’s state this week:

Alaska’s Mt. Redoubt Volcano, which had been in a tempestuous mood for two months, erupted Sunday night at 10:38 p.m., sending an ash cloud 50,000 feet above sea level and prompting several flight cancelations.

CHIA Obama

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDphoZk6RzE



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgB1n5azx5A

Resumes

"Don't look at the flash: keep your heads down between your knees, children!!"

Election 2008 for President: what if you are twenty something and you campaign for B. Obama, and he wins. When you are fifty something later, you wake up one day and you realize you are in the same boat as when you were twenty something... making about fifty cents an hour more than back then, and working 110 hours a week instead of 32?

Well then:
"MooPig Advice Department Suggests you look with a hairy eye at the various resumes of the Candidates...
don't delay, check them out today.

If you vote for this guy -- OBAMA
You are voting for an inflated Resume
Okay -- I get it he is a Moslem Sympathizer



















If you are voting for this guy: McCAIN
You have too much resume to consider
Okay, he is a VaudeVille Act from long ago... like Obi Juan Kanobi, but it is not necessary to put his stage acting on his resume...





















If you are voting for this guy: PALIN
He isn't a guy, but is a Maverick... with a poker face to boot















If you are voting for this guy: BIDEN
You just might be on track with a veritable definition of Civil Servant

State of the Union

DEMONCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION | AUGUST 25 -- 28, 2008 | DENVER

Consider this cross section of the United States right now: Thursday August 14, 2008; Jim Geraghty

"We may be on the verge of winning in Iraq, but Afghanistan is getting tougher. Pakistan is still an unstable cauldron of extremism where America has limited options. Iran is seeking nukes and the Israelis have an itchy trigger finger.

The Russian bear is in the woods again, stomping on Georgia. China is rising and showcasing authoritarian capitalism as an alternative to Western-style democracy. If the FBI is right, one guy with no state or group backing managed to terrorize Americans in fall 2001 by slipping poisons in envelopes.

Gas prices are dropping, but Americans won't quickly forget $4 a gallon prices, nor the recognition that faraway pipelines and Nigerian political stability can suddenly affect them at the pump.

Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac ran aground, the housing bubble burst, the border's not secure..."

Maybe 1992, and perhaps 2000 were good cycles to run "young/fresh face" against "trusted and tested." But this isn't 1992 or 2000.

According to HERE: It's a Tough Cycle to Run Young/Fresh Face' Against 'Trusted and Tested.' (Thursday August 14, 2008; Jim Geraghty, the campaign spot)

Steven Stark, cogitating over at RealClearPolitics has said:

"History shows that the Democrats are up against an experienced, steady Republican candidate [McCain] who is unlikely to make major mistakes. And their nominee, after a brilliant start in January and February to launch his candidacy and cement his base, hasn't had a terrific six months. Obama continues to show few signs of extending his support to the demographics that are likely to decide the election — principally the working-class voters concentrated in industrial states such as Ohio, Michigan, and Pennsylvania." (Stark, S; August 14, 2008)

It is a flummoxed, potentially unsteady Democratic Party again; or is it?

What happens if the love affair WITH Barack Obama is over by DNC08 closing gavel?

Don't you just hate to wait and see -- let's fast forward to November?

"Clinton backers may find an alternative..."

MooPig Wisdom contemplates the obvious: ...One who puts pop culture on a pedestal, puts wisdom in a coffin.


"Clinton backers may find an alternative named McCain"
By FROMA HARROP
Feb. 18, 2008, 8:34PM

Despite the hard contest between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, party leaders keep telling Democratic-leaning voters that they have two good candidates. They are right, but one of them may well be a Republican.

Far from the pumped-up Obama rallies, centrists who voted for John Kerry last time now say they are considering John McCain — especially if the Democrat is the vaporous Obama. At least that's what many are telling me — and I'm telling myself.

One friend said he'd vote for the New York senator, and if she's not the candidate, then McCain. When I reminded him that he doesn't like Hillary, he shrugged. Another acquaintance e-mailed, "Hillary is to me extremely unlikable, but I do not regard likeability as a qualification."

The notion that many Clinton voters cannot be easily transferred to Obama contradicts much "expert" opinion. But a Super Tuesday exit poll suggested there is something to it. While 52 percent of Obama's supporters were amenable to a Clinton candidacy, only 49 percent of Clinton voters said they'd be happy with the Illinois senator, according to the survey by Harvard University's Institute of Politics.

And at that time, the news media were still lavishing love on Obama. That situation is about to end. "He's the fashion plate of the moment," an editorial page editor remarked, "but fashion week is over."

Sophisticated commentary now notes the growing creepiness of the Obama campaign: Its aversion to substantive policy discussions. The sermonizing — "In the face of despair, we believe there can be hope." And the messianic bit — "At this moment in the election there is something happening in America." (That would be he.)

Volunteer trainees at Camp Obama are told not to talk issues with voters, but to offer personal testimony about how they "came" to Obama; makes the skin crawl.

Centrists generally do not find cults of personality entertaining. The mass hypnosis reminds them of the mortgage frenzy — all these people buying into a dream and not caring about the fine print.

The Republican Party, meanwhile, has given them a choice. This is despite the best efforts of its right wing to pick a candidate against whom any Democrat would be better. And the more the radicals beat up on the Arizona senator, the more he looks like a contender to moderate Democrats.

Why might this group like McCain? Count the ways. He had the fiscal discipline to vote against the Bush tax cuts in 2001 and 2003, and the decency to complain that they unfairly favored the rich. He's OK on the environment, concerned over global warming and against oil drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. He supported tighter fuel-economy standards and opposes torture. John McCain is not an embarrassment.

Of course, much could happen before November. To try to make up with the right, McCain might hedge on the very positions that moderates admire. He's already vowed to make permanent the tax cuts he once opposed.

And there's the war in Iraq. McCain courageously slammed the Bush administration's early handling of it, and the troop surge he supported has calmed things in Iraq, at least for now. But he has yet to adequately explain why going to Iraq was ever a good idea.

On the Democratic side, Clinton might prevail and thus offer a serious alternative to McCain. Or Osama might decide to get serious and apply critical thinking to real issues in a way that appeals to wonky centrists.

What Democrats must understand is that their moderates now have another candidate to consider. And this slice of the electorate is big enough and grumpy enough to swing a general election to John McCain.

Harrop is a syndicated columnist based in Providence, R.I. She can be e-mailed at fharrop@projo.com .

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Perot Offends Obama!!!!

"This just in from our Springfield, Missouri correspondent Jack Pribek: "Go ahead Jack..."
texas
Thanks Moo; "I have received the following text from an anonymous source (I think it was this steel guitar player I worked with in a band called "Fo' Screamin" Crackas, that collected Hummel figurines) regarding something on your site that had to do with Ross Perot-Barack Obama?"

"Jack: Would that have been Dimebag Darrell?"


"Can't remember Moo, but here it is, as I got it:"


Wow, this is spooky man-you know what I mean?
I was on my way to a gig at the Best Western way up in Otterbutt, Minnesota one time (mid 80's??) and I stopped off, as I was in the habit of doing whenever I was in that particular neck of those particular woods, at a place called Zap's Tap, somewhere near the Wisconsin Dells for some onion rings and Jagermeister. It was late and the place was empty all except for one table full youngsters. The guys were wearing cardigan, knit sweaters and the girls were sporting pleated skirts. There were half-eaten burgers, left on plates, strewn about the table, somebody evidently thought that the paper napkin in the water glass gag wasn't passé 'cause there were two or three of those.


A couple of them were smoking. I saw a crumpled up pack of Newports that someone had knocked to the floor and didn't have the courtesy to pick up. Newports, for the love of Pete! They were acting really rowdy, had a "Up With People" on a caffeine jag going on.Sally, the waitress with the scrambled yellow hair, winked, in a salacious yet, for some reason, to me, a repulsive manner. Clearly, she had fond memories of my last visit and the afternoon we spent Riding the Ducks, that were not mutual. I decided to change the subject before the subject was brought up.

"What's the deal with that bunch", I said, glancing at but not turning towards, the table in the corner.
"Oh them", she said, her eyes showing subtle disappointment. "There's a big youth group, up from Chicagoland (a boorish term that furthered my mood of contempt, I mean, it's ridiculous, Chicagoland-makes the noble hog butcher to the world sound bush league; you don't ever hear Omaha land or, Bakersfield land do ya?) staying at [Picture left: one of the hog butchers's daughters, Norma]old man Hanacek's place over by the marina. I think this crew must have separated from them."

Then she cocked her head and whispered, "I just bet ya' they're breaking curfew".

"Bring me the usual Sally, and don't stop to sniff the daisies, I got places to be."

[Picture right: Banacek's Place]

"You got it Big Daddy", she made a crisp turn and headed for the kitchen with her smile returning. Some broads like the rough stuff, I guess.

I turned my attention to the corner table, something just didn't add up, ya' know?

There was a tall and lanky black kid that was obviously the ring leader. He was holding a Carlos Castaneda book, up high, in his left hand and reading aloud to his adoring audience."Look at every path closely and deliberately, then ask ourselves this crucial question: Does this path have a heart? If it does, then the path is good. If it doesn't, it is of no use.", he read, and the boys grinned sheepish, the girls twittered.

[Picture left: a busking bagpipe player]

"A man of knowledge lives by acting, not by thinking about acting." He said slightly louder now and the girls started to swoon. One young man laughed out loud as if gaining some confidence.

"It's better to get something worthwhile done using deception than to fail to get something worthwhile done using truth.", he stated, his confident baritone voice now booming, and the whole bunch of 'em erupted in uproarious laughter, like it was the funniest damn thing they ever heard.

One more, and pandemonium will break out; one more and there's gonna be a riot goin' on. I can feel it, I thought in utter, amazed silence.

Just then, behind me, the door swung open and a gust of icy Wisconsin air blew forth silencing the mob. In walked a 6'9" man of Samoan heritage, with an unsteady gait. Our paths had crossed before. Horst, the cunning and openly gay chauffer/ bodyguard of none other than Ross Perot.

I don't know why but, I sensed trouble.

As if on cue, the jukebox fired up of it's own accord and started playing "Celluloid Heroes" by the Kinks.

"Don't step on Greta Garbo as you walk down the Boulevard... She looks so weak and fragile that's why she tried to be so hard"

The walking, living, breathing, entity of a Napolean complex that is Ross Perot made his entrance. Now, you know that R.P. and I used to rub shoulders back in the day, moopig, before that business with the Canadian Customs Official, before the falling out. And, you also know that the little munchkin usually had half a bag on most of the time. This time though, was different. This time, moo; he was ripped to the tits and wasn't making any effort to conceal that fact.

"If you covered him with garbage, George Sanders would still have style", the old Seeburg box blared before being censored with a well placed and swift shot from Horst's right Doc Marten.

As Sally dropped her sampler platter full of battered mushrooms and mozzarella sticks, that she had every intention of packing away during her 15 minute break, behind the steam table, Perot let out a whoop and in a nasal, shrill, abrupt speech pattern normally attributed to those native of Odessa, Texas shouted; "Woohee, what the hell is going on around here? Can't a billionaire get some biscuits and gravy?"

[^Picture right: this is our waitress Sally^]

"How the hell do y'all live around these parts? Don't you know there's a whole planet down there that's warm"?

He was pissed as a potter. I checked the table in the corner. Total silence and wide, unblinking eyes. The cocky young man, the ramrod of the bunch, was now meek and confused. Perot must have seen me looking over there because; he fixed a wobbly gaze on the young alpha.

"Dammit," I thought, "I should have done something, created a diversion. These kids may be unpleasant to me, even rash but they don't deserve this."

Perot stepped forward, towards the youth group refugees. As he sauntered, he looked around the table, winking at the heavy-set plain girl with the colorful, thrift shop beret in her mousy, brown hair; she shuddered. The pint-sized over achiever, stopped abruptly, focused his attention on the tall, lanky, young man with the once confident baritone, and eyed him from head to toe, as if he were sizing up an opposing corporate raider who was foolishly plotting a feeble and fruitless power play. "What you reading there son?"

"It's a book". The young man attempted sarcasm but fell very short and came off intimidated.

"Let me see that", said the diminutive baron as he grabbed for it, displaying quickness that defied his besotted state."Well lookee here, Carlos Castaneda; good old Carlos. You see this Horst? Carlos freakin' Castaneda. Well, I'll be horsnwaggled and dipped in shit!" His reedy voice lower now and staring into the young, future Senator's eyes, the mini mogul said;

"Guess what son, I know all about ol' Carlos. And, I know you kids think he's cool and all that, like to stare at the stars don't you boy? Y'all like to take your mescaline and howl at the moon, don't ya' son? Like to see vapor trails and such. How about this one Sparky? Vision quest my ass! What do you think of that, you pinko? Yeah I know old Carlos, and guess what? I even sold a car one time, it was a damned Buick. Want to know something else, he didn't make the last three payments. He still owes me money but, hell, that ain't no thing. Half the freakin' world owes me money, don't they?"

Almost in a whisper the tiny, pecunious tyrant said, "don't you know who I am, son? Don't…you…know…and, his face started turning beet red. Louder now; "I'm Ross Perot-Ross…Freakin'…Perot. Got that? And, I'm going to enlighten you, kid. Your hero here, your darling, the author of this piece of crap, my old pal Carlos was queer as a football bat!!"

Jack, excuse us, so that is as queer as a five-legged, two-headed heifer, with a nut sack?"

"That's right, you hearing me! Let me clarify it for you."

At this very moment, the prosperous dwarf threw the book back on the table and stomped on the ground with one foot. He reared back, took a deep breath and let loose with a shrill, deafening, trumpet fanfare that came from the icy depth of his blue norther of a soul: "Carlos Castaneda was a FOP!!!"

The young man looked beaten, suddenly wearied by the world. Out on his feet. Trembling and frightened; what could he do?

[Picture left: Obama's Kenyan rite of passage portrait]

There comes a time once in every man's life when it's put up or shut up, feet to the fire, do or die. It was a turning point. He did what he could to gather himself. I could tell that it took more fortitude than he knew he had in him. He slid his chair aside and took a few shaky steps toward his abbreviated adversary. In a tone that was now shaky, he looked down into the eyes of evil and said; "You sir, have offended me."

Time froze but, only for a moment. Horst leapt to his feet, the top button of his, short sleeved rayon shirt festooned with the "native birds of Paraguay" popped off and slid across the tile floor exposing the freshly graying and matted hair of his brawny chest. Unbelievable how fast the big man could move. Perot shouted; "Hold it there, back off sport".

"Nothing to see here, no cause for alarm." He looked at Sally, looked at me and concentrated once again on the young man from Chicagoland.

"You know what, Horst? I kinda' like this kid. Yeah kid, I like you. You came up hard, like me. You got some grit. Why don't you come over here and join me for some biscuits and gravy."

[Picture right: Dramatization of the event]

It was one hell of a Wisconsin night, I'll tell you that, moo. I never seen the like before or since. It was a night when the gauntlet was thrown down and young man stood at the crossroads. And, I'm here to tell you moo, that that young man answered the bell in the 13th round. Yep, I knew right then, that this kid has a real future. So, bottom line, the legend is true moo. For, I was there to witness it..." fin

"Ross Perot and Barack Obama have been in the same room, indeed they have and; it was a night to remember."

So we have received this report via Jack Pribek. Thanks Jack, that's one RAK for you: and, MooPig editors have posted an altruistic donation to the loving memory of Dimebag. They cannot start to thank this young man enough for his bravery in coming back to meet with you there in Blue Cut, Missouri, to present this historic report posthumously. >ed

Free Obama's White Granny !!

What ? Is Mr. Obama ashamed of being white? Check out the link and think of the stink!
http://archive.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2007/3/28/142319.shtml
I am so anti - non- racially re-programmed to be un-desensitized to negative slurs with positive intentions to reverse-defame the objectified person of inordinate quantities of cyan, magenta, yellow and hAA_F_F_ Bla-a-ak ...gasp... that I am qualified to raise this stinker in the air and say "SMELL !"
Poor Granny. I think Granny Clinton is going to get As-s-s-Fla-a-k if she goes after this issue....... but now, hm-m-m say if Mr. Bill were to bring it up ..............
Hey, has anybody ever seen Obama and Ross Perot in the same room at the same time? Can we get one of those Moopig photo comparisons please (close-up on the ears if you don't mind)
In a mood of non-difference,
Compostholestoy
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Sure thing maestro. >mpw

What is New in the Campaign this year?

I say "one" for the American Voters, "zero" for the candidates. I am happy to report the result of our vigilance as internet crawlers. Let me explain: something is very different in persuant candidates of leader-of-the-free-world this first two elections for the new century. "W's" televised image was absolutely terribly, and my associate Essie told me so back in '04. To the younger voters now it is a very big thing: What is bigger yet than TV image?

Body Language

NONVERBAL BEHAVIOR INTERPRETATION
Brisk, erect walk.... Confidence
Standing with hands on hips Readiness.... aggression
Sitting with legs crossed, foot kicking slightly..... Boredom
Sitting, legs apart Open,..... relaxed
Arms crossed on chest..... Defensiveness
Walking with hands in pockets, shoulders hunched...... Dejection
Hand to cheek Evaluation,...... thinking
Touching, slightly rubbing nose....... Rejection, doubt, lying
Rubbing the eye........ Doubt, disbelief
Hands clasped behind back......... Anger, frustration, apprehension
Locked ankles........ Apprehension
Head resting in hand, eyes downcast....... Boredom
Rubbing hands....... Anticipation
Sitting with hands clasped behind head, legs crossed...... Confidence, superiority
Open palm...... Sincerity, openness, innocence
Pinching bridge of nose, eyes closed....... Negative evaluation
Tapping or drumming fingers...... Impatience
Steepling fingers....... Authoritative
Patting/fondling hair....... Lack of self-confidence; insecurity
Tilted head........ Interest
Stroking chin...... Trying to make a decision
Looking down, face turned away....... Disbelief
Biting nails....... Insecurity, nervousness
Pulling or tugging at ear...... Indecision
(http://www.deltabravo.net/custody/body.php --retrieved today from here).

Don't Go and Hire yourself an Old School Body Language Coach!!! You need the new 360 Degrees jobby...
Ever notice how your televised candidate has been coached to never make any body language gestures available for the camera's to pick up. Well, that is no longer a safe ploy. Due to Mag Daddy telephones with cameras, street surveillance, pooperratzis, live web feeds, and the plethora of Democracy preserving image getting mobile toys, we now get to see the real body language of the candidates.

Once we see and publish an image of the candidate making a face, gesture, or fall, 12 billion eyes worldwide judge for "themselves" each whether this mug is sincere, tired, or deaf to the cries of the majority. Like criminals caught on tape, so go the candidates. Its going to be a bad millenium for crooks, burglars, predators and candidates.

Chicken ass kissing wannabe clandestine skull and bone twerps can't even meet anymore secretly, without a million cameras pointed at their entry and egress from East European mountain blockaded hideaways for Bilderbergers, "...So forgive us for scoffing when claims that they are a benign talking shop for publicity shy old men are regurgitated year upon year by the lapdog press that dare even mention their name, while demonizing the rest of us as conspiracy theorists." Bunch of Willy Wonka chocolate bar bottom feeders. Eh?

Heck, we wouldn't be still asking where Jimmy Hoffa is buried, were digital available back in '79. Speaking of Jimmy's:

We don't need Superman anymore, just his pal Jimmy Olsen, with his new NIKON 10.2-Megapixel DX-format AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6G VR .5-Inch, 230,000-Dot Color LCD Monitor with 170-Degree Wide-Angle Viewing: Built-in Speedlight with i-TTL with Intuitive Controls... errrr with built in night x-ray vision! (retrieved here today: http://www.nikonusa.com/home.php) Yes, I want one just like Jimmy's. pd

So Why Obama (isn't that a type of jelly in a jar) is winning?

I want to ask B.O. if he knows he is perceived DEM front-runner because he looks like a sheep at the Houston Fat Stock show and Rodeo, without a care, dimpled and fair, without guile, instantly innocent... or is he just a wolf in sheep's clothing? That is the big question.

Next to Theodore Kennedy, Obama looks like an Italian portrait of the ever-loving and forgiving Christ at the well.

And that my pupils is why Obama is winning; because he knows this and knows big brother is watching him at every moment. I bet he even looks innocent as a sparrow when he is squatting.

Hell, big sister, little sister, and all those in between who can manuever a QWERTY can peer into the body language of Obama, Hillary, Mitt, McCain... For instance if the majority of US voters were opium addicts, and they have opium addict mannerisms, the candidate who has learned to mimic opium addict body language would win.

It turns out, even the dictator of North Korea can watch and judge candidates on line, bless his little bleeding cinema heart. What do you think Castro with his anus implant watches while he convalesces? They both are looking for the sweet sweetback badass who will next hold them at bay.
I know; Enough is Enough -- but, it has only just begun!

You want to really create a landslide Obama? Go, quickly before this summer; get an MSN engineer to make a vid-game featuring you in verisimilitude. Then you will win over the USA like JFK won us over with his statuesque charisma, while old Nixon looked like a burglar, seen by billions in the debates on TV.
Hurry, Barack, our thumbs can't wait. >pd/draft2