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Monday, January 28, 2013

MooPig Clandestine Operations Department :: Hack This Site!

Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Jan 28, 2013 | Bryan TX

Hack This Site!:
So you want to learn to hack? Good luck with that. It seems that you won't learn to hack by studying online sources. And you sure won't learn how to hack from Tom Cruise.

'via Blog this'

These Hack Sites don't stay online very long. We attempted to LINK a few of them in this article, but they are already flagged in big red letters:
Client/Server Security Agent
Page Blocked

URL: http://www.hackthissite.org/
Rating: Dangerous
Threat details: Verified fraudulent page or threat source.
[ ... ]

From the romantic jargon of one site:
What Is a Hacker?

" ... The Jargon File contains a bunch of definitions of the term ‘hacker’, most having to do with technical adeptness and a delight in solving problems and overcoming limits. If you want to know how to become a hacker, though, only two are really relevant.

There is a community, a shared culture, of expert programmers and networking wizards that traces its history back through decades to the first time-sharing minicomputers and the earliest ARPAnet experiments. The members of this culture originated the term ‘hacker’. Hackers built the Internet. Hackers made the Unix operating system what it is today. Hackers run Usenet. Hackers make the World Wide Web work. If you are part of this culture, if you have contributed to it and other people in it know who you are and call you a hacker, you're a hacker.

The hacker mind-set is not confined to this software-hacker culture. There are people who apply the hacker attitude to other things, like electronics or music — actually, you can find it at the highest levels of any science or art. Software hackers recognize these kindred spirits elsewhere and may call them ‘hackers’ too — and some claim that the hacker nature is really independent of the particular medium the hacker works in. But in the rest of this document we will focus on the skills and attitudes of software hackers, and the traditions of the shared culture that originated the term ‘hacker’. (Eric Steven Raymond. 2001. HERE) ... "
Basic Hacking Skills
1. Learn how to program.

This, of course, is the fundamental hacking skill. If you don't know any computer languages, I recommend starting with Python. It is cleanly designed, well documented, and relatively kind to beginners.

2. Get one of the open-source Unixes and learn to use and run it.

I'll assume you have a personal computer or can get access to one. (Take a moment to appreciate how much that means. The hacker culture originally evolved back when computers were so expensive that individuals could not own them.) The single most important step any newbie can take toward acquiring hacker skills is to get a copy of Linux or one of the BSD-Unixes or OpenSolaris, install it on a personal machine, and run it.

3. Learn how to use the World Wide Web and write HTML.

Most of the things the hacker culture has built do their work out of sight, helping run factories and offices and universities without any obvious impact on how non-hackers live. The Web is the one big exception, the huge shiny hacker toy that even politicians admit has changed the world. For this reason alone (and a lot of other good ones as well) you need to learn how to work the Web.

4. If you don't have functional English, learn it.

As an American and native English-speaker myself, I have previously been reluctant to suggest this, lest it be taken as a sort of cultural imperialism. But several native speakers of other languages have urged me to point out that English is the working language of the hacker culture and the Internet, and that you will need to know it to function in the hacker community.

The Hacker/Nerd Connection

Contrary to popular myth, you don't have to be a nerd to be a hacker. It does help, however, and many hackers are in fact nerds. Being something of a social outcast helps you stay concentrated on the really important things, like thinking and hacking.

For this reason, many hackers have adopted the label ‘geek’ as a badge of pride — it's a way of declaring their independence from normal social expectations (as well as a fondness for other things like science fiction and strategy games that often go with being a hacker). (Eric Steven Raymond. updated 20 May 2012. HERE) ... "

__________________________Reference
http://mrcracker.com/
http://www.catb.org/esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html
http://wiki.code4lib.org/index.php/How_to_hack_code4lib
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2408295,00.asp



Friday, January 06, 2012

MooPig Re-Run :: from 7/5/09

PART Two: PLAY "North Korea Names Successor to Kim Jong il -- just another Kim Jong [un]"
by Pat Darnell

Rogues Gallery Thuggers' Ball -- The KIM JONG's
Retrieved by Pat Darnell and TEAM AMERICA

Presented are PHOTO's of various Kim Jong's of the Jong's clan... who have been considered for successor to their Dad. *[Remember? Kim Jong iL is the supreme commander and supreme opera critic of North Korea... "He So Rronery" for example.]

HINT: if you are confused, you cannot loose. Goo'd 'ruck Com'lad !!

This is Matching the Caption Game for Monday... Match the number with the letter... or visa versa... or, vice miami... or, reverse solitaire, we don't know the rules exactly because Kim Jong iL makes rules up as he goes... just enjoy:

1 Kim Jong, iL
2 Kim Jong, aM
3 Kim Berry Happy Soldiers Jongers, nK
4 Munchkins from Kim Jong Operetta "Korea North by Northwest to OZ," ziL
5 Korean Currency, ooD
6 Banned Kim Jong WOW Who, 'Dat? spongeBob
7 Kim Jong Tranny Grannies, lgtB
8 Kim Jong Cosby-zzz, biLL
9 Kim Jong Invisible, uN
10 Facsimile Marionette Jong, ooD
11 Kim Jong Propane TANK Dealership, H'bomb
12 George Foreman Jong, G'rill

A

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D



J



K...


Sunday, July 05, 2009

PART Two: PLAY "North Korea Names Successor to Kim Jong il -- just another Kim Jong [un]"

Rogues Gallery Thuggers' Ball -- The KIM JONG's
Retrieved by Pat Darnell and TEAM AMERICA

Presented are PHOTO's of various Kim Jong's of the Jong's clan... who have been considered for successor to their Dad. *[Remember? Kim Jong iL is the supreme commander and supreme opera critic of North Korea... "He So Rronery" for example.]

HINT: if you are confused, you cannot loose. Goo'd 'ruck Com'lad !!

This is Matching the Caption Game for Monday... Match the number with the letter... or visa versa... or, vice miami... or, reverse solitaire, we don't know the rules exactly because Kim Jong iL makes rules up as he goes... just enjoy:

1 Kim Jong, iL
2 Kim Jong, aM
3 Kim Berry Happy Soldiers Jongers, nK
4 Munchkins from Kim Jong Operetta "Korea North by Northwest to OZ," ziL
5 Korean Currency, ooD
6 Banned Kim Jong WOW Who, 'Dat? spongeBob
7 Kim Jong Tranny Grannies, lgtB
8 Kim Jong Cosby-zzz, biLL
9 Kim Jong Invisible, uN
10 Facsimile Marionette Jong, ooD
11 Kim Jong Propane TANK Dealership, H'bomb
12 George Foreman Jong, G'rill

A

B


C



E



F



G



H



D



J



K...


Thursday, January 31, 2008

Show Me the Stardust! Subjectivity of Music: Record you guys, RECORD! More Recordings, Now!

Honestly, the first time I heard Bob Dylan "perform" I was as happy as the day I learned I have to defecate everyday I am alive. I was suddenly the outsider, like Ayla the banished blonde in Clan of the Cave Bear novel series by J.M. Auel. "This is what I have to listen to if I am going to be a cool insider with the girls and guys?" thought I, at the tender age of 12.

Okay, such a reaction deserves some explanation. So, I did some research; this one took a long time. I'd say about 48 seconds later, I realized that Rap did the same to me and caused lower bowel reactions as well.

It turns out, Scatological Music might not be a category at Best Buy, however, I am here to witness and comment, so here it is.

Rap is the new Dylan that burgeons from Irish Pub scat.

Folk music has been coming to us in the present through the outhouses of time for centuries. How we sing and play is only a reverberation of what has been, and the useless sound bytes of what it is today. Today, however it is not live stuff, rather recordings and those recordings go on forever, remashed and sampled.

If you are a musician and you don't record, then you will only become the sunbeam that propels some apish mimick into stardom. You want examples? Here:


From the annals of myspace we get this stuff: "Roger Daughtry Keith Richards Anthony Kiedis Twiggy Jack White Dave Navarro Hugh Laurie And some dead people that I wish were alive... John Lennon ... 'If you think holding hands is all in the figers, grab hold of the soul where the memory lingers.' Megan, Female 20 years old Savannah, GEORGIA United States on myspace ?????

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=5432890

(spell check, dear one) Hey wait, those guys aren't all dead yet!

...Roger Daughtry Mick Jagger MC Hammer Elvis Presley Bob Dylan Snoop Dog Gene Simmons Harry Connick, Jr. Sir/Ms Elton John Bon Voyage' Jovi... you go on and list more in this mess of gimmicks; these are all latent wankers and tossers, because they are a few that come to mind who lived and perished ...off the oats of the live and fully chopped trombonists, fender pickers, upright bassists... and frogs on the way to a gig~ who no 20 year old has heard of because there are no recordings to fast forward to the next generation of listeners! Open letter to all Megan's:

Julie Zuluaga
Luther Hughes
John Hughes
Pribek
Hardly Human (eight piece band for chris' sake!)
The Mackrosoft...
Gary Hodges, and that's just the "H's"

This all comes about because I happened on to a web-site that features CDBaby.com where I find the kinda thing that might keep me from yelling like I am today. I have been angry at the sick prince of anti-music for a decade for sounds to come out of the speakers that aren't anti-music! God has answered an old man's prayer. You too can get sanctified, keep searching.

Fortunately, cdbaby.com features "Real throats, real shuffling, and real hearts; and usually unsung these artists do it better than those who steal, mimick and go to Hair Transplants for aged Rock 'n Roll Men."

You know I look back and my middle school band teacher, Mr. Munson, had more talent than the gathering of excrement that keeps getting re-hashed, and played all over from overhead bose speakers at Krogers to College Station North-Gate. The bouquet has become unbearable.

Show me you got the stardust in you. Come out, come out where ever you are, and record the living daylights out of your PC's, let us subjective half-brained listeners hear it. Start your own underground Area 42, for Chris's sake, if record companies are all prick-ly's, circumnavigate them.

There is unlimited band-width in photonics, like a smizzzural gillion levels of light waves available to you real shaker/choppers. What I would give to be in a hole-in-the-wall, listenin' to dusty Martins, with Billy the Hat drawin' from some back factory of lyrics. But I am limited too, like so many aged prime 'Bay Boomers (Pribek.net). So I gotta bring it home. I don't care if it sounds like someone holding a Hello Kitty microphone up to your performance: Record ya' bastards!

In conclusion: Many of us are sick of the Beatles, I certainly am. Lots of us don't have a radio on anymore, its too damn feeble. What do I like? Well, record your best chops and let me see if that is the stuff. Listeners, yeah you Megan, go to cdbaby and start a revolution!

There I wrote it. That's all I've got today. >pd

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