by Pat Darnell
Yes, that is why they pay the large buckaroos to head hunter news men and women of the major networks;
Who will be candidates for the 2012 Presidential race on Republicans' bid?You see? All those well-paid
pinduts can see 4 years into the future. The Game is on: and now that the Democratic
largesse is all in position, O'bama, O'Clinton, O'Kennedy, O'Powell, O'Quit-it... networks are asking the big tough questions.
MooPig News wants to play too. And why not? Our budget is secondary to, say, Esquire and Star, but our wisdom comes with no extra cost. Today we look at Sarah Palin -- everybody's crush. The librarian we all knew was out there, just improbably so.
All over the news today, Jan 21 and 22, 2009, are mention of the "Top Republican Runners" in the grueling four-year, two-party duel for GOP and the others. Campaigns are beginning right now. Don't get your hopes up, once you go through the fire, and come up empty... the incumbent usually wins easily and moves their party into the realm of lamest-duckpins.
This weekend Hustler shot Paylin, a movie with a better script than most and a cast that includes veteran pornstress Lisa Ann as "Serra Paylin" -- "[Hustler attorney Paul Cambria] suggested we change the names," -- the Hustler publicist said, Nina Hartley as "Hilly," Jada Fire as "Condi," and Mike Horner as "Bill Orally." Sindee Jennings plays young Serra. In a scene from a classroom at Idaho State, Young Serra gets extra points from her professor (Evan Stone) for agreeing that Satan placed dinosaur fossils on the earth to trick us. [October 13, 2008; SOURCE]
If
Barack Obama had hot daughters of legal age and if
Michelle Obama were thicker, would
Hustler be speed-releasing a movie called "
Baby Got Barack"? Probably not. But in a production cycle with unprecedented turnaround,
Who's Nailin' Paylin: Advetures of a Hockey MILF, was written, cast, and filmed in two weeks and will be released, at first piecemeal on
Hustler's website and then as a DVD by Election Day.
"Other projects are on hold while we do this," a
Hustler spokesperson said, "and we're getting the DVDs turned around in a week instead of our usual two."
Even in that period when everyone realized how effective
Bill Clinton really was. ...This lasted from
George W. Bush's inauguration -- though the outpouring of support following
Clinton's heart surgery through his triumphant speech at
John Kerry's nomination until when, in helping to manage
Hillary's presidential bid, people remembered how shrewish Clinton could be there was still a time during
Lewinskygate when the nation thought of
Clinton as an embarrassment and yet a porn retelling of the cigar/blue dress affair never would have happened.
ConclusionMooPig Wisdom tells a different story. Do you want to know the real reason why Sarah Palin will not likely be the Republican nominee in 2012 running against Obama? Here's the "Real Reason."PHOTO Left: Sarah Palin in 2008
PHOTO Right: Sarah Palin in 2012
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VP Joe Biden was not invited to the main event; he had to detail the cars for later... 
