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The Bad, the Ugly, and the Irrelevant: The 2012 GOP pretenders
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  May 4, 2012  |  Bryan TX

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FWD::FWD Email Department -- SURVIVOR TEXAS -- A Message from the Networks

Everything in Texas is Bigger
Retrieved from email by Pat Darnell

Friends:
Soon will air on CBS "Survivor Texas Style." Read the Press Release message, to understand the complexity of this type of Survivor Style. I just hope and pray someone will return at least alive.
::Steve Pommer, also: [Alamo City Pundit]

FWD: FWD Email Sent: Monday, June 15, 2009 11:24:08 AM
Subject: Survivor Texas

We need to show more sympathy for these people, the contestants and directors:

* They will travel miles in the heat.
* They will risk their lives crossing a border.
* They don't get paid enough wages.
* They will do jobs and stunts that others won't do or are afraid to do.
* They will live in adverse conditions among a people who speak different languages.
* They rarely will see their families, as they face adversity all day ~ every day.

Texas Developers say "Let's bring Survivor back Home!" Due to the popularity of "Survivor" reality shows, Texans plan to sponsor one extra-large season titled, "Survivor, Texas XXL." Thirty-two Castaways, and thirty-two stunt doubles will be chosen for the event.

Part One Survivor Texas starts just South of the Texas-Mexico border in Chihuahua, Mexico. Their first challenge? You guessed it: they must find a way to get into the United States and reach their first destination -- Odessa.

Once those who survive are regrouped there, they form two clans and travel to Corpus Christi, Del Rio, El Paso, Childress, Midland, Grapevine, Lubbock and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth, all over Texas... but the challenge is in riding on the backs of Hell's Angels' Hogs and Pan Heads, through choking dust of the Texas Panhandle.

Contestant's health will likely fail in the first leg, as will many of the carburetors of the antique Harleys.

Yes there is always a catch. For instance those survivors that get voted into exile by their fellow players will be cached off to Gitmo. Of course they will be held there indefinitely, or conscripted into working for Haliburton. And awaiting the exiled contestant is the handsome stranger... identity to be disclosed, maybe.

Survivor Leaders who have won initial individual challenges will enjoy Texas Hill Country winery and hospitality, while they coerce, seduce, bribe and stab other players in the back, forming brittle alliances.

This will be the first ever "Traveling Survivor TEXAS Road Trip, and Wine tasting Hoedown;" like a show within the show.

That leaves us to the end of Part One:

Part TWO -- The finale: Surviving Contestants will drive in groups of their own choosing, to Huntsville, Waco, College Station, then Austin. In Austin the trials and tribulations will take on a more serious swerve.... For instance some of the action is listed;

• Huntsville: Prison Lock Down Mock Prisoner Riot Immunity Idol Rumble Break Out Chainsaw Massacre
  
• Waco: Branch Davidian bonfire and Bobbitt missdewiener roast... ending in tattoo\bonding party, drug-inspired woodsie
  
• College Station: Test brain power of contestants as they are locked in Presidential Library of George H W Bush, and must find a solution to Swine Flu...
• Austin: Will be a major elimination trial for the players -- as they must dodge live sniper fire from a Floridian dishonorably discharged ex-Marine, plumber's son, who abuses amphetamines, and has a Glioblastoma brain tumor, perched in the University of Texas Clock Tower with a Remington 700 6mm bolt-action hunting rifle fitted with a 4x Leupold Scope.

After this exciting cull of the tribes, Survivors tour San Antonio during Festival, travel east to Houston where everyone says: "Eh?" -- then blast off to NASA.

Here's the catch -- Each alliance\tribe will be driving a 2009 pink Volvo all over TEXAS with bumper stickers that read:

• "I'm Gay,"
• "I love the Dixie Chicks,"
• "Eat more Wild Hog, Fatboy,"
  
• "Boycott Beef,"
• "Tomorrow I'll be sober: but you will still be a Pussy Texan,"
  
• "I Voted for Obama,"
• "George Strait Sucks,"
• "Hillary in 2012" and
• "I'm here to confiscate your guns.."
• "I [Heart] Hugo"
• "Press Two for Espana: 'Alto Immigracion Ilegal Ahora!'”
  

The first one to make it back to Dallas Texas Stadium, alive, is considered the Survivor -- and wins a chance to be a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader... now isn't that sounding Fun?!

God Bless Texas: God Bless Yawl All, and Me ya'll, too...

The old "Secretary bullies the Boss" schtick... Eh?

It is an old play, done over and over in literature and theater. Remember: "Et tu Brute?" A secretary somewhere has it in for the Boss... this is not about gender either.



That is why MooPIg today invites you to:

meet --Madame Secretary Hil'ry...
|| An Experiment in tracking Two Related Stories on the Internet ||

by Pat Darnell

Bullying, nit-picking, constant criticism, intimidation, manipulation, lying, emotional hurt?
""My case is complicated in that the secretary who bullied me was supported by my boss, who at the time was my husband. He supported her because they were having an affair. They knew that I knew, even though I had no proof."

So after running what has been described as a completely disorganized and incompetent presidential campaign she gets promoted to secstate.I’ve heard the containment strategy but this doesn’t work when you consider Hillary’s colossal ego. She will undermine Obama at every turn, she will micromanage the state department to the point no one will be able to do anything and she will do to our foreign policy what she did to health care. The real tragedy is she will be allowed to blame everyone but herself and the damn feminist pigs that worship her will eat it up.[Uncleduke316]

"It was an impossible situation for me. The secretary was so brazen because she knew she would not be reprimanded her behaviour. She would scream at me and run after me cursing at me. She would refer to me as "that bitch" to other members of staff. She would openly laugh at me in front of others. She was the head secretary, so she made sure I could not get access to any secretarial back up. She would openly brag about what a good time she was having with my husband. She told me I was the problem and said I treated people badly because I couldn't hang on to my husband. It was like the worst episode of the tackiest soap and there I was right in the middle of it."

To me, Barack Obama’s decision to hire Hillary Clinton is DISTURBING. I voted for Barack but I CANNOT Support this ILL-ADVISED Decision!!! Hillary represents everything Obama ran against. She wants to be PRESIDENT!! She does NOT want the S.O.S job!! SHE is POWER HUNGRY!!! We must remember, this is a woman who said she was willing to “OBLITERATE IRAN” if they attacked Israel!! She is a WAR-HAWK!!! Hillary voted for the Iraq War WITHOUT reading the Intelligence or War Resolution!! So taking orders from an African American man is NOT going to sit well with her!! [rhonda jones on December 2nd, 2008]

"I left my husband and I left my job. The secretary stayed on and as I said, got promoted. Yes I want my day in court and maybe then people will see that what I experienced was horrendous deliberate emotional hurt."

The speculation gained momentum after Clinton accepted an award at the Glamour Women of the Year ceremony Monday.

"Whether it's standing up for women who have been denied their rights or being the secretary of state and carrying the burden of that office, there are so many ways each of us can make a difference," she said. Clinton was referring to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, who got a Glamour Award, but it was enough to stir up Beltway gossip mongers.

"I am highly qualified and good at what I do. At times I pity the bully as she must have been so jealous of me she even took pleasure in having an affair with my husband and flaunting it in my face - even though she was married herself.

"To this day I have never told her husband what she did. He is a good man and I don't want to hurt him.

"As a doctor I feel this secretary has an antisocial personality disorder. She is a serial bully. She bullied two other women in the same place and they are helping me with my case. I saw this secretary in action and she is textbook material. I have never experienced such a public display of dysfunction. Of course, I only realised all this after I left. At the time I was punch drunk. I just buckled under the pressure of it all." [SOURCE] Bullying of a doctor by a secretary; Case history #83)""

I can’t believe this is happening.

Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State under Barack Obama who ran his campaign on change, integrity and transparency!!

Another eight years of Clintons?!! Pray that this rumour is not true. [Nzoia on November 15th, 2008]

If she gets to be called….”Madame Secretary” the American people will be calling that Messiah a genuine “MUTT.” cause anyone can google……..Secretary of State Hillary Clinton? November 14, 2008 againsthillary2008/04/06/bill-clinton-tycoo n-where-is-all-this-money-coming-from/ and say….this ain’t change but more of the same. There wus great food at Sambo’s Restaurant but today there ain’t no Sambo’s to eat at…. [madmilker]

The Big Questions: Obama vs ??? in 2012

by Pat Darnell

Yes, that is why they pay the large buckaroos to head hunter news men and women of the major networks;

Who will be candidates for the 2012 Presidential race on Republicans' bid?

You see? All those well-paid pinduts can see 4 years into the future. The Game is on: and now that the Democratic largesse is all in position, O'bama, O'Clinton, O'Kennedy, O'Powell, O'Quit-it... networks are asking the big tough questions.

MooPig News wants to play too. And why not? Our budget is secondary to, say, Esquire and Star, but our wisdom comes with no extra cost. Today we look at Sarah Palin -- everybody's crush. The librarian we all knew was out there, just improbably so.

All over the news today, Jan 21 and 22, 2009, are mention of the "Top Republican Runners" in the grueling four-year, two-party duel for GOP and the others. Campaigns are beginning right now. Don't get your hopes up, once you go through the fire, and come up empty... the incumbent usually wins easily and moves their party into the realm of lamest-duckpins.

This weekend Hustler shot Paylin, a movie with a better script than most and a cast that includes veteran pornstress Lisa Ann as "Serra Paylin" -- "[Hustler attorney Paul Cambria] suggested we change the names," -- the Hustler publicist said, Nina Hartley as "Hilly," Jada Fire as "Condi," and Mike Horner as "Bill Orally." Sindee Jennings plays young Serra. In a scene from a classroom at Idaho State, Young Serra gets extra points from her professor (Evan Stone) for agreeing that Satan placed dinosaur fossils on the earth to trick us. [October 13, 2008; SOURCE]

If Barack Obama had hot daughters of legal age and if Michelle Obama were thicker, would Hustler be speed-releasing a movie called "Baby Got Barack"? Probably not. But in a production cycle with unprecedented turnaround, Who's Nailin' Paylin: Advetures of a Hockey MILF, was written, cast, and filmed in two weeks and will be released, at first piecemeal on Hustler's website and then as a DVD by Election Day.

"Other projects are on hold while we do this," a Hustler spokesperson said, "and we're getting the DVDs turned around in a week instead of our usual two."

Even in that period when everyone realized how effective Bill Clinton really was. ...This lasted from George W. Bush's inauguration -- though the outpouring of support following Clinton's heart surgery through his triumphant speech at John Kerry's nomination until when, in helping to manage Hillary's presidential bid, people remembered how shrewish Clinton could be there was still a time during Lewinskygate when the nation thought of Clinton as an embarrassment and yet a porn retelling of the cigar/blue dress affair never would have happened.

Conclusion
MooPig Wisdom tells a different story. Do you want to know the real reason why Sarah Palin will not likely be the Republican nominee in 2012 running against Obama? Here's the "Real Reason."

PHOTO Left: Sarah Palin in 2008

PHOTO Right: Sarah Palin in 2012



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