The Big Questions: Obama vs ??? in 2012

by Pat Darnell

Yes, that is why they pay the large buckaroos to head hunter news men and women of the major networks;

Who will be candidates for the 2012 Presidential race on Republicans' bid?

You see? All those well-paid pinduts can see 4 years into the future. The Game is on: and now that the Democratic largesse is all in position, O'bama, O'Clinton, O'Kennedy, O'Powell, O'Quit-it... networks are asking the big tough questions.

MooPig News wants to play too. And why not? Our budget is secondary to, say, Esquire and Star, but our wisdom comes with no extra cost. Today we look at Sarah Palin -- everybody's crush. The librarian we all knew was out there, just improbably so.

All over the news today, Jan 21 and 22, 2009, are mention of the "Top Republican Runners" in the grueling four-year, two-party duel for GOP and the others. Campaigns are beginning right now. Don't get your hopes up, once you go through the fire, and come up empty... the incumbent usually wins easily and moves their party into the realm of lamest-duckpins.

This weekend Hustler shot Paylin, a movie with a better script than most and a cast that includes veteran pornstress Lisa Ann as "Serra Paylin" -- "[Hustler attorney Paul Cambria] suggested we change the names," -- the Hustler publicist said, Nina Hartley as "Hilly," Jada Fire as "Condi," and Mike Horner as "Bill Orally." Sindee Jennings plays young Serra. In a scene from a classroom at Idaho State, Young Serra gets extra points from her professor (Evan Stone) for agreeing that Satan placed dinosaur fossils on the earth to trick us. [October 13, 2008; SOURCE]

If Barack Obama had hot daughters of legal age and if Michelle Obama were thicker, would Hustler be speed-releasing a movie called "Baby Got Barack"? Probably not. But in a production cycle with unprecedented turnaround, Who's Nailin' Paylin: Advetures of a Hockey MILF, was written, cast, and filmed in two weeks and will be released, at first piecemeal on Hustler's website and then as a DVD by Election Day.

"Other projects are on hold while we do this," a Hustler spokesperson said, "and we're getting the DVDs turned around in a week instead of our usual two."

Even in that period when everyone realized how effective Bill Clinton really was. ...This lasted from George W. Bush's inauguration -- though the outpouring of support following Clinton's heart surgery through his triumphant speech at John Kerry's nomination until when, in helping to manage Hillary's presidential bid, people remembered how shrewish Clinton could be there was still a time during Lewinskygate when the nation thought of Clinton as an embarrassment and yet a porn retelling of the cigar/blue dress affair never would have happened.

Conclusion
MooPig Wisdom tells a different story. Do you want to know the real reason why Sarah Palin will not likely be the Republican nominee in 2012 running against Obama? Here's the "Real Reason."

PHOTO Left: Sarah Palin in 2008

PHOTO Right: Sarah Palin in 2012



Can it be helped?
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Recall This!!!!

Somebody is defecating where they eat. China is becoming a model for what is called the Wheel in Rugby. The scrum is thrown into a spin by one team when half of one team's cunningly bloody scrum quits pushing and drops backward, and the other half pushes the mass of bodies into a hyperbolic paraboloid. Hooker foots a dribble to the scrum half who is tearing down the weak side of the field like a fly half. Great in seven a sides. Are our distant Nemesis's doing all this intentionally? Throwing global trade into disarray?

Distribution: What do you do with a drunken sailor? You chat him up and steal his money.. that's what. I would rather have the low caste of freight ship captains drop the useless dog food containers into deep sea, than have a recall. Have you ever been in the retail business? You see, customers come in and spend a certain fare per square foot of the total store area. To do that requires a continuous shopping experience. Handling stock items four of five times, is a joke; a sad embittering tale of woe.

If I have to remove bloody killer dog food, that comes in 55 lbs. bags, from 300 lineal feet of heavy duty shelving... then it is a total clauster-frak. Kapish?

China is a group of less than artisans who are contracted to make products for the world consumer, but mostly the US consumer, namely Scruffy in the backyard.

Comparison: A Chinese is able to live off one grain of rice three times a day, and a bowl of Chinese Stew. The average dog food bag stuffer in China has no idea what the hell this 55 lb bag of stuff is used for. They have no idea of the end-use. Alex Foo, packer jogger at Kibble Bits dog food factory says this: "What is this bag for? It feed families in United States?"

My wifey had to go to Wal-Mart yesterday and move what we calculate to be 8000 lbs of tainted dog food. As Merchandiser for vendors trade in the number one retailer in the world, pronounced Wal-Malt in China, she has to do all this by her self, as shoppers steered baskets and some L'il Amigas electric courtesy scooters around her. Land o' goshen, it's a small town so finally a couple of allies started to pitch in as the pallets of recalled product became taller than she is. "It was at one point recall by cascading bags," said Mrs Wife as the day's events were retraced.

So, is there a solution to recall being diminished by educating Chinese in the "end-use" of the product they are mass producing? I am afraid so: bring Chinese here, expose them to non-edible dog breeds; then return to factory and report. The only problem might be that they would want to stay here once they see their children grow into enormous heights, and play on professional teams. I am thinking volleyball, and basketball and of course rugby, they already know the illegal scrummage Wheel maneuver.

"Chaw?" he asks, offering a pouch of Red Man tobacco. I don't chew. But chew I do. Cannon tosses over an empty spittin' bottle and the pouch... "

"What follows is the story of folk-hero turned desperado." For MooPig, this has been an udder disaster!

Oh, Red Man spitting Grasshopper,

...what hast thou become?

A modern gangland hoodlum,

who has betrayed all his chums?

Caught by surprise, my brain goes numb,

Thinking of what could've been done?

Oh... suffered I, and stuffed I all my rage inside

'n now it oozes out like a depression sty!

1960 Junior Quarterbacks witnessed canon runs,

as you stacked up pass play yardage to record sums

You became our idol in Rice Stadium,

Catching George Blanda's touchdown hail-Mary bombs.

To what felony have you succumbed?

How did you become just another

Nicotine stain on the history of humans?

Oh, Billy Cannon, I guess OJ isn't the only one.

I suppose I should keep my kids on track

"...Never idolize coveted half-back's;

and never let heroes get in your head" --

In conclusion, one last thing should be said:

That nitwits like Billy Cannon should have faked Euros instead!

(pd / Nov '07)

Click on the URL to read this article:

http://findarticles.com/

An utter disaster - former football star Billy Cannon

Sporting News, The, May 29, 1995 by Michael J. Goodman
"Dr. Billy Abb Cannon -- Louisiana football legend, confessed counterfeiter -- waves me into the tiny, cluttered cubicle he calls his orthodontist office. Outside, his waiting room is empty of both staff and clients. As usual...
Cheap green and yellow vinyl chairs hooked together line the walls. One hundred or so magazines are piled on white Formica coffee tables. Esquire, People, Family Journal. The magazines on top are dated April and May of 1994. Many are addressed to someone other than Cannon. The toilet and sink in the bathroom are splotched with rust..... (click the site to read the rest...)

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1208/is_n22_v219/ai_16905461

"...Again, it seems, Cannon will embarrass, disappoint and betray the football-obsessed fans of this state capital strung along the Mississippi River. Many, if not most, still cling to the glory Cannon gave them and LSU: the 1958 national championship. The 89-yard punt return for a touchdown to beat hated Ole Miss in 1959...

"Physically, Cannon still oozes power. Big, burly, with a meaty face, square jaw, cropped jock haircut. His hatred of the media is clear during the 30 minutes he endures my presence. His eyes glitter with suspicion. His voice is edged with contempt. His smile through pressed, colorless lips is more of a smirk and sneer...

"Sheridan adds: 'The sad, the pathetic thing, the pity of it is that Dr. Cannon is a good orthodontist." Sheridan thought for a moment. "But I'll have to admit, Dr. Cannon is the only dentist I've ever known who chews tobacco.'" (Goodman, MJ, May,1995)

Hey! I reckon I'm an Oilers' fan and a Google man

Drove through Tennessee
found my family
'came plain to me:

Hey big brother
you're the bridge
I'm the span

Where have all the Oilers gone?

...gone to Tennessee everyone...

Hey! Uncle Chuck
You're the needle
I'm the thread

Hey! little daughter
you're the spring
in my step

Hey! little son
you're the awe
in the some

Hey! Ole' Pop
you're the stock
I'm the block

Hey big sister
you're the pistol
I'm the shell

Hey momma 'n poppa
you're the pair
I'm the prayer

Hey children
you're the sleep
I'm the deep

Hey Sweetie Pie

You're the hero

I'm the worship!

Honey bunches of oats;
you're pepper
I'm the salt...

Hey old friends we're apart
but I'm still an Oilers fan
and now a Google man
>>pd

Photos: left -- George Reeves, Superman; right -- Billy Cannon. Are they the same person?

References

YEAH, THAT'S A PICTURE of George Reeves at left, probably taken years before he first donned the tights of Superman. When I watch those shows, I'm still amazed how good he is, playing an impossible role but maintaining a certain "twinkle" that kept him above the material and rock-bottom budget. The making of that show — and many of Superman's other screen appearances — were recounted expertly in a book entitled Superman: From Serial to Cereal by Gary Grossman. Others have followed in Gary's footsteps, often delving heavily (and not always responsibly) into the mystery of Reeves' death, but this book is still the best. You can get a sampling — and even order your own copy — over at Gary's website, http://www.supermanbook.com/.

http://www.povonline.com/2001/News401.htm

Pictured above on the right is: William Abb "Billy" Cannon (born August 2, 1937) is an All-American and 1959 Heisman Trophy winner from Louisiana State University in Baton Rouge, and one of the American Football League's most celebrated players.
He was born in Philadelphia, Mississippi, and moved to Baton Rouge when his father got a job there during World War II. He graduated from Istrouma High School.

Billy Cannon later became an orthodontist and subsequently served time in federal prison for counterfeiting U.S. dollar bills that he stored in ice chests, buired in the backyard of one of the houses he owned and rented out. Because of this incident, he was not inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame. His life is claimed to be the vaguely disguised subject matter of the novel (and subsequent motion picture) Everybody's All-American by sportswriter Frank Deford, although Deford denies this.

Cannon's Heisman Trophy is displayed at T.J. Ribs restaurant in Baton Rouge. Cannon has eaten for free there since 1986 when, short on cash, he sold the trophy to restaurant owner T. J. Moran.

Billy's son Billy Cannon, Jr. played linebacker for Texas A&M and was selected in the first round of the NFL draft in 1984, by the Dallas Cowboys.

>>pd