MooPig Home School Department :: "Houston's Best High School"

Catholic Case for Home Schooling
Collected by Pat Darnell  |  Mar 6, 2013  |  Bryan TX

These Kids Go to the Best Public High School in Houston - Page 1 - News - Houston - Houston Press: "The Michael E. DeBakey High School for Health Professions is this area's best public high school. It produces studious, high-achieving, self-assured brainiacs. The student body is a model of diversity: half the kids come from poor families, and students are evenly divided among African-Americans, Asians and Hispanics." (Todd Spivak. Thursday, Mar 2 2006)

We at MooPig Home School Department chose this article because of the author of the piece: Todd Spivak. Reference needed to MAD Magazine, required for disambiguation of that remark.

" ... MADtv (season 4) Pat Kilbane appeared as the Coffee Guy and the spokesman for Spishak, and performed his Howard Stern impersonation; (wiki. Mad magazine. LINK)

You see, SPIVAK sounds like SPISHAK ...
 'via Blog this'

" ... In 2010, the magazine's oldest and longest-running contributor, Al Jaffee, told an interviewer, "Mad was designed to corrupt the minds of children. And from what I'm gathering from the minds of people all over, we succeeded." (Michael Mechanic | Fri Sep. 24, 2010. LINK)

So, whatever Houston's finest high school does for students, MAD un-does it.

This post makes no sense. And that's all the News when you don't want it.

_____________________Reference
http://www.houstonpress.com/2006-03-02/news/these-kids-go-to-the-best-public-high-school-in-houston/
http://www.motherjones.com/media/2010/09/interview-al-jaffee-mad-life-snappy-answers

More MooPig MAD LIB's !!! :: "Oh, JOY ... Traveling this Holiday?"

TRAVELING ? BEWARE !
by Pat Darnell  | [SOURCE for the real story]

You will need: 

• 3 Numbers
• 14 Nouns
• 2 Verbs, and 
• 3 Adjectives

[MooPig Traveling Suitcase Model Intern HERE]

Unexpected ____[noun]_____ fell at _____[noun]_____ throughout yesterday, finally closing the ___[noun]_____ at 6pm for the night.

Temperatures _____[verb]____ to __[number]____ degrees C, as ____[noun]_____ and ____[noun]_____ crews worked overnight to clear over ___[number]____ inches of ____[noun]_____ from approximately 600 acres of _____[noun]______ in time for the first wave of ___[noun]_____ arrivals and departures.

“Approximately 120,000 tons of _____[noun]_____ was cleared from the ____[noun]____ overnight,” said Ms Moore.

“While no significant ____[noun]_____ fore-casted today our _____[adjective]______ crew are on standby should weather conditions deteriorate.

“Passengers intending to travel today are advised to contact their _____[noun]______ before setting out."

All other Irish airports, ferry services, train and bus services are operating, some with delays. Check ____[noun]_____’s website before setting out for the ____[noun]____.”


Meanwhile AA Roadwatch warned road conditions were ______[adjective]______, especially around the capital and along commuter routes.

Met Éireann has also issued a severe weather warning, with widespread ice and lying snow persisting today where surfaces are ___[adjective]_____.

“Freezing fog will be slow to clear parts of the midlands especially and visibility will reduce below 100 metres at times,” it added.

Lowest temperatures will ____ [verb]____ t o_____[number]____ tonight.

Read more: [HERE]

[Bottom PHOTO URL] A NEW ARMY: Newly trained female Afghan National Army officers attended a graduation ceremony in Kabul, Afghanistan, Thursday. (Gemunu Amarasinghe/Associated Press