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Saturday, September 06, 2008

Did you see this One Coming? BLOGGER ALERT


In the Colbert Report last night was the story of one blogger who as guest on the show described yobbish yobbo treatments, what we curmudgeons have all been harping all along:

Last night on The Colbert Report, he had on a shocker of a guest. The man who is credited by Palin for getting her the VP nod. [ http://palinforvp.blogspot.com/ ] This blog was started in the summer of 2007.

[SOURCE]
Yes it is a funny thing that happened on the way to the RNC Convention.

Also refer to Kathleen Sibelius
– and — two others [ http://pribek.net/2008/01/29/the-mysterious-rise-of-kathleen-sibelius/ ]
[ http://pribek.net/2008/01/27/insensitivity-racism-and-all-around-bad-taste-kansas-style/ ]

Republicans:

I keep saying that it’s really sickening that The Daily Show and The Colbert Report end up providing more news than the 24 cable news shows do. I try to catch both of these shows before going to sleep so that I can have a few laughs but over the last couple of years, both have done better jobs of covering what we really should know about better than all the big news media. (namguardianangel)

Democrats:

Last night, around 9:00, I drove into town to get some food. I turned on the talk radio station and there was a woman speaking about the politics of divisiveness?? or something like that. It dawned on me that I had missed the State of the Union Address and that, what I was listening to was the rebuttal. Now, I just caught the tail end of it. The announcer came on and said that, lo and behold, the speaker was Kathleen Sibelius. He referred to her as an up and comer in the Democratic Party and a possible Vice Presidential candidate… (Pribek.net)

Since I am just meandering on this new development, I have no summary to make. So, I only conclude the veep for the Dems could have been Kathleen… And — had we all half-dozen or so jumped in back in January with a clamor and a shake… and a blogger hummmm: we could have had Dueling Governor female VEEP’s — one from the corn state, one from the oil state..

Blogs that are telling it like it is, is the mark of YOBS? Not anymore.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Procrastinate... Hell No! Pro-Activate with Vehemence


Missing and exploited children is a possibility we have difficulty facing as parents. by Pat Darnell

School Pictures have arrived here in Nirvana, Utopia - where women are strong, men are good-looking, and the children are all above average. Herein, it turns out, I sense a passe spirit of putting-off-till-later. Many are procrastinating a simple task; doing simple secondary research in the area of protection of our children's' rights to not be abducted against our collective wills.

Therefore, I submit a starting point for any procrastinating reader of this today.

Our precious bairn at any moment can be swept up into a line of bolixed bullshixta a mile long, and go missing. God forbid! And my prayer is that these possibilities are erased and do not apply today or for eternity... for any child. But --

Hey! Parents -- realize this: it is too late when the event is upon us. The schools send out pictures like the one above, and it is a good source of information for any future or latent "missing and exploited children."

Compliments of our children's' schools in partnership with National Center for Missing and Exploited children, your child's image is on file with parents' permissions.

Try http://www.smilesafekids.com/ for instance website set up for explicit use for M or E children. Claims from the http://www.4child.com/ child I.D. program are similar to tactics for keeping track of our kids:
Features: Look!! FREE Stuff!
* All I.D.’s are credit card size and made of durable hard
plastic.
* No permanent databasing of child’s information. All
pictures, fingerprints and information are completely
DELETED after 90 days to protect the family’s confidentiality.
* CHIP only uses state-of-the-art digital technology to
insure the highest quality products possible.
* All participating students are photographed, fingerprinted,
weighed & measured for complete accuracy.
* Parent Option Program - Only those parents who
“authorize” permission for their child to participate.
* FREE school security & badge issuance software with
photo capture capabilities and the ability to database all
visitors on campus. FREE digital camera also available.
* FREE child safety educational materials and poster for
each classroom.
* FREE custom Staff Badges & Lanyards with photo,
name, title and expiration date.
http://www.4childid.com/pdf/chip_vs_lifetouch.pdf

We already bought the pictures, so why not be a part of a solution that eases turmoil in the wake of a lost child? Not only children -- Hey, I lost my Aunt in LA, she was a victim of Alzheimer's, but her absence caused alarm across the US. My family stretches from coast to coast, OC to Peachtree Georgia... by the time she was found, a lot of property damage was done, and our understanding of "being lost" was changed forever.

Family members who get "out-of-pocket" is not: "Hey, I'll get to that later." Lesson to learn: a little backtrack would have been nice to have!

How to proceed is to ask if our child should or should not be in a database; If so, well shouldn't that be one database that tries to protect identity? Missing children and missing family members is Chaos!

Like I said at the beginning: you bring any citizen from any foreign country and place them in the USA and he/she/it is free, unlike all the rest of the world. Freedom like George Wallace screams from his torture block!!!!

-- But take any American to the any foreign land and all kinds of exploitation "Sh&** Happens!"

I don't have pat answers to enormous quizzical questions posed here, yet I know parents procrastinate (many parents) and that is enough to warrant a nationwide attempt to Pro-activate our efforts to find lost children, 24/7.

This is a reciprocal cause, that can be provided for all levels of Socio-economic families in our nation, for each other in our time. Let me tie this together for you, unless you are not yet activated in motivated ambulation...

Remember, our beloved Internet never sleeps; and we with our intimate National freedom to toil and play any where in our wonderful country, for our birth-right, must take responsibility for fighting the good fight. Utilize your sense of good will and free tool for all in this pursuit to wipe out missing and exploited children in our time. I suggest strongly your vehement pro-activity in this matter.

Me-after-thinks:
One -- the only show on TV that I've noticed besides http://www.amw.com/ America Fights Back: America's Most Wanted is "Without a Trace" seen of late that uses air time to regard missing persons

Two -- Hey Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, why don't you donate some air time to missing and lost, or exploited children and elderly, MIA and other related... you are blind to exploiting such tragic things? Oh, no I don't think so. You exploit the flies on GWB's brow, and all the barfing larvae thereabouts... I put you both on report to try put back something that you take from society wasting time rifling sick politicians and their wives!!! They will always be lost.


Three-- WORD for the day: PRO-ACTIVATE, eh? Mr. Colbert? and --

SETS -- Simple Eloquent Traditional Solution "Bringing the split-aparts back two at a time: putting the world back together."

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