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Wednesday, January 02, 2013

MooPig FWD Email :: Toxic Survey Department

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Retrieved by Pat Darnell and the Herd  |  JAN 2, 2013  |  Bryan TX

Those Extra Ten Pounds are going to Cost you $247

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Mike Geary
Certified Nutrition Specialist
Certified Personal Trainer

Happy New Year!

I hope you had a great time new years eve and are ready to start off 2013 with the BEST and healthiest start possible.

But let me ask you...

Are your pants a little tight after all that festive indulging this holiday season?

If so, now's the time to get rid of those extra pounds before they start adding up.

And there's no better way to do that then by cleaning out the toxins that have been accumulating
inside your body for years - without you even knowing it.

Did you know...

That your body has been accumulating toxins and storing them in your fat cells and nervous system
for years? Add in a few weeks of holiday festivities and you've just created a "toxic cocktail" inside your body.

Yes sir.

It's a sad and scary truth.

And there's a ton of research to back this up.

For instance, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) conducted a program called the National
Human Adipose Tissue Survey (NHATS). In 1982 and again in 1987 it analyzed human fat samples from cadavers obtained throughout the country, looking for the types of toxins that accumulate in human fat.

Four industrial solvents and one dioxin were found in 100 percent of the fat samples.

NOTE: Dioxins have been shown to cause reproductive and developmental problems, damage
the immune system, interfere with hormones and also cause cancer.

Nine more chemicals, including three more dioxins and one furan (which has been shown to cause bile duct cancer in rats and liver cancer in mice) were found in more than 90 percent of the fat
samples.

In general, 83 percent of the fat samples contained PCBs (another cancer-causing agent commonly found in our world today).

WOW!

Talk about depressing right?

Well, thankfully there is good news. No matter how toxic-ally polluted your body is right now,
you CAN reverse the damage with a good internal cleaning using REAL food!

If you're feeling sluggish, under the weather, or are carrying unnecessary weight, then your
body's trying to tell you that a change is needed.

And I'm not talking about using dangerous weird laxatives or the latest Hollywood fad detox diet.

Finally, there's a solution that enables you to cleanse your body safely… with nothing more than FOOD.

That's right - real food…like some of the foods available at your grocery store each week.

Your going to eat anyways, so you might as well eat foods that will actually "fix" your health, right?

It's called the Total Wellness Cleanse and it was developed by Registered Holistic Nutritionist and
High Performance Health Coach, Yuri Elkaim.

Through his proprietary "food-powered" cleanse, he's helped thousands of men and women just like you lose fat, rid their bodies of deadly toxins, and rejuvenate their health. And there's
no better time than NOW - the beginning of January - for you to be next.

We all want to start the New Year with a bang. We all make commitments to eat better and
improve our health.

But many times these "resolutions" get flushed down the drain because we don't see results or
don't have a proper plan to follow.

At last, you have a fully-guided and easy-to-follow program that you will help you keep your health resolutions.

And right now - because it's the beginning of the new year - Yuri is giving you a $100 discount
on his Total Wellness Cleanse…

 How to REVERSE toxin damage in your body (lose fat and feel great!)

When I first heard about Yuri's approach I was a bit skeptical, because of the bad reputation that some dishonest companies have given to the word "cleanse".

But I was amazed when I started hearing about the incredible (and fast) changes his clients were
experiencing within a few days of following the program.

For example…

Kristine from San Diego lost more than a pound per day for the first week, and said the Total Wellness Cleanse was "The most life-changing decision I've ever made for myself!"

Another of his clients from Ridgebury, Connecticut - Jennifer - lost 10 pounds, inches
from her waist, and started getting comments that her skin was looking radiant.

This is just the tip of the iceberg.

Plus, Yuri's got another special BONUS for you today when you check out his site below.

 Total Wellness Cleanse $100 Discount + Special BONUS

This is what you were missing LAST January.


Mike Geary
Certified Nutrition Specialist
Certified Personal Trainer



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http://www.totalwellnesscleanse.com/top2013special.html
http://www.inspa.com/blog/spa-services/detox-like-gwyneth-and-cameron-5-ways-to-detox-for-a-hot-body-glowing-skin-and-radiant-health/

Sunday, December 09, 2012

MooPig FWD Emails Department :: "Reversed Aging... Dr Al Sears"

Witnessing History
Retrieved from email by Pat Darnell | Dec 9, 2012 | Bryan TX



Al Sears, MD
11903 Southern Blvd., Ste. 208
Royal Palm Beach, FL 33411

December 5, 2012



Dear Patdarnell,

In 1990, Dr. Daniel Rudman accomplished something that had never been done before. He reversed human aging. Wrinkles disappeared. Grey hair began turning black again. Energy levels soared. And seventy-year-olds had resurgence in sexual appetite.

Twelve men, ages 61 to 81 volunteered for the trial. They received injections of a certain pituitary protein for 6 months. Usually, as we age, our skin grows thinner, we lose muscle and bone, and gain body fat. But the men in the study grew thicker skin, developed bigger muscles and denser bones and lost fat.

On average, the participants experienced:

14.4% decrease in fat tissue mass
8.8 % rise in lean body mass
7.1% increase in skin thickness
1.6% rise in bone density
When Rudman’s study was published in the New England Journal of Medicine, he wrote:

“The effects of six months of human growth hormone on lean body mass and adipose-tissue mass were equivalent in magnitude to the changes incurred during 10 to 20 years of aging.”1

But the conventional medical establishment fired back, saying it does nothing to prevent aging. They went so far as to claim that the use for anti-aging is illegal... The American Academy of Anti-Aging Medicine (A4M) filed a lawsuit claiming libel.

Several other studies have now confirmed Dr. Rudman’s findings. The benefits include:

Increased energy
Enhanced sexual performance
Muscle gain
Stronger bones
Diminished wrinkles
Improved immune function
Enhanced mood
Improved vision
And results of a 10-year study helped to prove its long-term effectiveness.

Researchers analyzed a group of men for ten years. The men were compared to a group of men of the same age who did not receive the protein. The men receiving it had more lean muscle mass, less fat, more energy, and more stable emotional health.

The benefits seen in the many short-term studies were also there throughout the 10 years, without any negative side effects. The men appeared to turn back the clock, safely.2

I have researched the effectiveness of this age-defying solution through my Wellness Research Foundation in patients anywhere from 35 to 95 years old with great success.

Many studies have shown that you can elevate your own levels with strenuous exercise. But they don’t know anything about what I do, which is that you don’t have to exercise that hard to get those benefits.

All you have to do is find some new element to focus on, and your body will respond in the same way without the negative effects you get if you exercise too strenuously. As long as you’re doing something that’s a little more or a little different than what you’re used to, you’ll get that benefit anyway, without straining yourself.

But there are other ways to increase your levels, and you could go from flabby and frail to stronger and healthier in a matter of weeks.

I’ve come across a great resource that explains everything you need to know about this incredible youth-activating protein, what it can do for you, and how to use it. It comes from my colleagues at the Institute of Natural Healing.


This exclusive guide gives you the specific steps to take to feel invigorated, mentally alert, and physically stronger than ever. And you’ll also discover exactly how you can easily fix underlying problems rather than just covering up the symptoms.

The techniques are easy to implement and give you a weapon to stave off the consequences of growing older ... and discover how you can ramp up your body’s production of this age-reversing compound all on your own – without a doctor.

To Your Good Health,

Al Sears, MD



__________________________Reference
1. Klatz, R. Grow Young with HGH Harper Collins, NY: 1997
2. Gibney J. et al., The effects of 10 years of recombinant human growth hormone (GH) in adult GH-deficient patients J Clin Endrocrinol Metab 1999 Aug; 84(8): 2596-2602
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http://lahealthcare4u.blogspot.com/2009/11/hgh-therapy-anti-aging.html

http://lahealthcare4u.blogspot.com/search/label/hgh%20hormone

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http://www.hghmagazine.com/side-effects-of-hgh/

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The Guitar may be Mightier than the Pen is !!

Guitarists reminisce on early days

[Retrieved today at: http://www.bransondailynews.com/story.php?storyID=7281 ]
By Dave Abner / Copyright © 2006 The Branson Daily News. All Rights Reserved.

BDN Staff Writer dabner@bransondailynews.com (Note: The following is the first in a three-part series of stories.)

There’s a cliché about the Branson music scene: You can’t throw a rock 30 yards in Branson without hitting 12 guitar players.

Maybe there’s some truth in the statement.

Music meccas like Branson, Nashville, Las Vegas, New York and Los Angeles always attract musicians.


Lots of them.

And there are always a lot of guitarists in the mix.

How many? Nobody knows.

Some figures – likely largely underestimated – state that 15 million guitarists dot the globe.

But with hard numbers tough to come by – and some sales figures showing several million new electric guitars sold each year in the U.S. alone, many of those low-end models sold to novice players – the number is quite likely much higher.

Maybe the important question is not “how many,” but rather “why so many?”

Some simple answers.

Guitars are relatively small. You can pack one in a small car for a trip to the park or to take on a picnic.

They can be relatively inexpensive, with a number of decent models hanging off music store shelves for a couple hundred dollars a pop.

But, beyond the expected answers, why do so many musicians choose guitar over harmonica, trombone, piano, drums, tuba?

The answers are as varied as the musicians who offer them.

FORMATIVE YEARS

Larry Holiday plays guitar and sings for “Take it to the Limit,” an Eagles tribute show at RFD TV The Theatre in town.

Holiday’s almost half-century guitar odyssey began in a dream.

He said, “I had a dream when I was five years old I wanted to be a guitar player.”

When he was eight, Holiday inherited his father’s Stella guitar.

“My brother had dropped it down a flight of steps and it was a bit bashed up,” Holiday said.

Jack Pribek has earned a living playing guitar all over America. He landed some years back in southwest Missouri and served as business manager, bandleader and guitarist for Bill Dees. Dees gained notoriety in part for penning a number of hits with rock legend Roy Orbison, including the Orbison-Dees classic, “Oh, Pretty Woman.”

"Someone’s got it in for me, they’re planting stories in the press," (Posted on 29 Apr 2008 at 11:31 am Under: Guitar, Media, Music) ...And, I know who it is too; musician/journalist Dave Abner. A couple of weeks ago I mentioned that I did an interview for a guitar story with the Branson Daily News. It’s going to be a three part deal and the first part hit the streets this morning. Part 1 can be found here.

Pribek got his first guitar at 14.

His parents weren’t thrilled by the idea.

Pribek said, “They wanted me to study a legit instrument... but said they would pay for the lessons if I saved up for a guitar.”

With a classically-trained pianist for a mother, Pribek’s parents insisted he learned to read music – a skill not held by all working musicians.

Holiday had a similar story.

“My dad made a deal with me. He said he would buy me an electric guitar and amp(lifier) if I would join band in school and play a horn.”

Holiday said he took up trombone. “The (teacher) goes, ‘You’re going to be a trombone player,’” Holiday said.

And Holiday was on the road to guitar ownership.

“(My dad) went to Montgomery Ward’s and bought me a Tesco Del Ray (guitar) and a matching amp.

“He got all of that for like eighty-nine bucks.”

Holiday’s first guitar lessons came in the form of what he heard coming out of a transistor radio during his formative years growing up in Indiana.

Raised near Chicago, Holiday said he went to sleep each night “with a transistor radio under my pillow.”

It’s where he learned about rock and pop, on radio station WLS out of Chicago, or what he heard on a late-night blues-soul broadcast on a station “out of Gary or Calumet City.

“I got pop music from WLS, and blues and soul from this other station.”

Pribek remembers an old Johnny Carson broadcast.

“I was about eight or nine and I remember seeing B.B. King on ‘The Tonight Show.’ He was making his guitar sing like a voice.

“Something about that grabbed me.”

Holiday remembers Elvis films that caught his eye years ago.

He said, “When I was a kid, I remember watching Elvis movies.

“He played guitar and it seemed like he was getting a lot of chicks.”

Pribek’s first gig – a real playing job, for money – is different than the $5-a-night tale told by many of today’s Branson musicians when recounting “first gig” stories.

In his early teens, Pribek and his young bandmates rented a community hall and hosted a Valentine’s Day dance.

They charged an admission and “made like four or five hundred dollars,” Pribek said.

Thus are guitar players – and concert promoters – born.

(Coming in Part Two: Becoming a professional guitar slinger.)

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