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Mike Geary
Certified Nutrition Specialist
Certified Personal Trainer

Happy New Year!

I hope you had a great time new years eve and are ready to start off 2013 with the BEST and healthiest start possible.

But let me ask you...

Are your pants a little tight after all that festive indulging this holiday season?

If so, now's the time to get rid of those extra pounds before they start adding up.

And there's no better way to do that then by cleaning out the toxins that have been accumulating
inside your body for years - without you even knowing it.

Did you know...

That your body has been accumulating toxins and storing them in your fat cells and nervous system
for years? Add in a few weeks of holiday festivities and you've just created a "toxic cocktail" inside your body.

Yes sir.

It's a sad and scary truth.

And there's a ton of research to back this up.

For instance, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) conducted a program called the National
Human Adipose Tissue Survey (NHATS). In 1982 and again in 1987 it analyzed human fat samples from cadavers obtained throughout the country, looking for the types of toxins that accumulate in human fat.

Four industrial solvents and one dioxin were found in 100 percent of the fat samples.

NOTE: Dioxins have been shown to cause reproductive and developmental problems, damage
the immune system, interfere with hormones and also cause cancer.

Nine more chemicals, including three more dioxins and one furan (which has been shown to cause bile duct cancer in rats and liver cancer in mice) were found in more than 90 percent of the fat

In general, 83 percent of the fat samples contained PCBs (another cancer-causing agent commonly found in our world today).


Talk about depressing right?

Well, thankfully there is good news. No matter how toxic-ally polluted your body is right now,
you CAN reverse the damage with a good internal cleaning using REAL food!

If you're feeling sluggish, under the weather, or are carrying unnecessary weight, then your
body's trying to tell you that a change is needed.

And I'm not talking about using dangerous weird laxatives or the latest Hollywood fad detox diet.

Finally, there's a solution that enables you to cleanse your body safely… with nothing more than FOOD.

That's right - real food…like some of the foods available at your grocery store each week.

Your going to eat anyways, so you might as well eat foods that will actually "fix" your health, right?

It's called the Total Wellness Cleanse and it was developed by Registered Holistic Nutritionist and
High Performance Health Coach, Yuri Elkaim.

Through his proprietary "food-powered" cleanse, he's helped thousands of men and women just like you lose fat, rid their bodies of deadly toxins, and rejuvenate their health. And there's
no better time than NOW - the beginning of January - for you to be next.

We all want to start the New Year with a bang. We all make commitments to eat better and
improve our health.

But many times these "resolutions" get flushed down the drain because we don't see results or
don't have a proper plan to follow.

At last, you have a fully-guided and easy-to-follow program that you will help you keep your health resolutions.

And right now - because it's the beginning of the new year - Yuri is giving you a $100 discount
on his Total Wellness Cleanse…

 How to REVERSE toxin damage in your body (lose fat and feel great!)

When I first heard about Yuri's approach I was a bit skeptical, because of the bad reputation that some dishonest companies have given to the word "cleanse".

But I was amazed when I started hearing about the incredible (and fast) changes his clients were
experiencing within a few days of following the program.

For example…

Kristine from San Diego lost more than a pound per day for the first week, and said the Total Wellness Cleanse was "The most life-changing decision I've ever made for myself!"

Another of his clients from Ridgebury, Connecticut - Jennifer - lost 10 pounds, inches
from her waist, and started getting comments that her skin was looking radiant.

This is just the tip of the iceberg.

Plus, Yuri's got another special BONUS for you today when you check out his site below.

 Total Wellness Cleanse $100 Discount + Special BONUS

This is what you were missing LAST January.

Mike Geary
Certified Nutrition Specialist
Certified Personal Trainer


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