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Saturday, July 21, 2012

MooPig Brag Segment :: My Son

By Pat Darnell | July 21, 2012 | Bryan TX

One thing you will never much hear me doing is bragging on our kids... though they crave it I am certain. However, Pat2 was a Good Sport about it, and went along with me on this photo shoot, at the Flood Gauge marker, and it was a good day. This was in October 2008.

Pat2 is a natural musician, he can pick up instruments easily. I noticed this bit of talent early so I wanted to somehow document the potential growth of that talent, like any Dad would try. If I stood Pat2 up next to this sign marker today, well you can imagine the contrast in size... I still can't believe it myself.

Maybe we will do another photo shoot just to make it official. I call this picture "Flood Gauge Fusion."


_______________________ Reference
This post is a Response to Jack's Guitar Lesson, July 20th, 2012 ... james-burton-weighs-in-on-train-track-photos ...
http://www.jacksguitarlessons.com/2012/07/20/james-burton-weighs-in-on-train-track-photos/

Saturday, August 21, 2010

FEATURE :: News that MooPig is Infinitely Interested In, since it defines us



UPDATE::UPDATE::UPDATE::UPDATE::UPDATE::UPDATE::UPDATE::UPDATE::UPDATE::

Announcing the Pakistan Relief Fund
Hillary Rodham Clinton, Secretary of State, Washington, DC, August 19, 2010

US State Department WebSite reports: [Excerpt SOURCE]
From a transcript ....
" ... “Currently more than 20 million Pakistanis have been affected by the worst natural disaster in Pakistan’s history. That is more than the population of New York State. The enormity of this crisis is hard to fathom, the rain continues to fall, and the extent of the devastation is still difficult to gauge.

" ... The United States has and continues to take swift action to help. But governments cannot be alone in helping the people of Pakistan.

“That is why the United States Government through the Department of State has established the Pakistan Relief Fund for all Americans to join in this tremendous relief, recovery and reconstruction effort.

“The pictures we see coming out of Pakistan are painful images of human suffering at its worst. In surveying the lives and landscape affected by this disaster, we see brothers and sisters; mothers and fathers; daughters and sons. We see 20 million members of the human family in desperate need of help. This is a defining moment – not only for Pakistan, but for all of us. ... "
-- MEANWHILE --

Officials: U.S. drones kill 6 militants in Pakistan
Updated 6h 2m ago  [Excerpt SOURCE]
MIR ALI, Pakistan (AP) — Suspected U.S. missiles fired from an unmanned drone killed six militants Saturday in a Pakistani tribal region near the Afghan border, officials said.
Missiles struck two vehicles in Anghar Kala village near Miran Shah in North Waziristan — the second such attack since massive floods hit Pakistan in late July. The officials said some of the dead militants may be foreigners.
The tribal region is a haven for various Islamist militant groups. The main organization operating there is the Haqqani network, which focuses on attacking U.S. and NATO troops across border in Afghanistan.

FEATURE
This perfect correlation of recent articles from USA State Department and War Department defines us ... yes it is our Mojo, our modus operandi ... We, USA, send $2 billion in relief to 20 million stranded Pakistani; while taking advantage of "climate change" simultaneously flushing out and killing Terrorists hiding in Pakistan... Genius!

MooPig proudly offers itself to this reward, since it represents double-faced personage.

"It is our best understanding of ourselves in present time .. we could never think of a better way to define our commitments to dichotomy of life as living things ..." says Propaganda Parody Chief Editor here at MooPig Enterprises, Earl Joe, "Better than fiction, yes, ... it is reality, as it happens, defines us... Brilliance; So do you get it?"

You see, Timmy, we are what we eat ... and ... we kill things to eat.

Sunday, August 08, 2010

Isn't this where Osama Been Hiding?

MooPig does not toot its own horn very often ... or haven't you noticed?
Retrieved for Ed Porpoises by Pat Darnell

Preceding this horrific event, NOvember 4, 2009, MooPig had been preaching from its bully pulpit that the way to capture the attention of the Terrorists of the Mid-East, led by Osama bin Hidin', was to make it rain. Yes rain like a som-uva-bich' over those caves and dungeons that house our public international enemy numbers one through ten.
"Get out your rubberized Raincoat "
Guess what -- despite the catastrophic repercussions of having a vengeful mind and genuine hate for a person, MooPig Editor-in-Chief, alone, wishes to point out that little-dicked prickly bastard doe-eyed sack-of-shit twerp Bin Laden, probably does not know how to swim: sinks like a rock.

So, here is a MooPig send off: "Happy Drowning, Osama Bin Laden. I hope you are in a Ghost House with no stairs, and you have to stand in water up to your scraggly beard for 42 hours with you saying 'Make no waves' ... hasta la vista, mo)(&)(*f)*&)(ker."
[note: Bin L's sickness has made me a sicker person, admitted]

Only thing is -- why does OBL have to take 14 million innocent people down with him?


[Map SOURCE]   |   " ... (Excerpt) PESHAWAR, 8 August 2010 (IRIN) - For the past 10 days, torrential monsoon rainfall has killed more than 1,600 people inflicted widesperad damage across the country, with the northwestern province of Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa (KP) suffering the greatest losses, federal authorities and aid agencies say.

Estimates vary over the number of people affected by the floods. The UN Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA) said on 8 August four million had been affected, while some media reports suggest up to 14 million.

Unrelenting downpours continue to limit relief efforts and have grounded helicopters in KP, leaving thousands of people cut off in areas where roads and bridges have been swept away.

“Worse could lie ahead. More rains are expected and this could affect people in low-lying areas,” Mian Iftikhar Hussain, KP information minister, told IRIN. [SOURCE] ... "

-- Did Someone take my Advice...? --

Okay, so let's give him Malaria, buckets of Rain and Mosquitoes


Mullen says Osama bin Laden in Pakistan
July 25, 2010 by Homeland Security NTARC News
Filed under Homeland Security News  |  US officials continue to press for the whereabouts of al Qaeda terror leader Osama bin Laden.
Top American military commander Mike Mullen has said the US believes that the al Qaeda terror network leader Osama bin Laden and his deputy Ayman al-Zawahiri are in Pakistan.
The presence of these terrorist leaders in the region is a reason why “a principal part of the overall Af-Pak strategy is focused on elimination of safe havens” for them, Mullen told reporters.
[Read More] ...

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Flood Gauge Fusion



Published Tuesday, February 09, 2010 10:07 AM Updated Tuesday, February 09, 2010 4:29 PM
Flood warning for Navasota River in effect
National Weather Service officials said a flood warning for the Navasota River near Normangee will continue until late Wednesday night.


At 10 a.m. Tuesday the river was at 15.1 feet, just above the flood stage of 15 feet. Officials expected the river to continue rising to near 15.2 feet by Tuesday night. They said the river should begin to recede to below the flood stage by early Wednesday afternoon.

Weather service officials urged people to stay away from the river until water levels recede, and said motorists should avoid any water-covered roads. They also said livestock and equipment should be kept out of the flood plain for the next few days.

Friday, June 20, 2008

BuzzKill Word for the Century: Levee

"Why does it always have to come down to a low tech rubberband repair like Sandbagging??" asks MooPig the Wiser for having been trapped in flood waters after Allison Hurricane.

"I'm not going back after this one," 83-year-old Lois Russell said as she watched water surround her house near Gulfport. It was the third time she had fled her home because of flooding since 1965.

"It was a good place to raise my seven kids," she said, crying. "I know I haven't lost anything that feels important because I have a big family."

Gulfport, IL.

Then on Tuesday, the worst happened: The levee burst and Gulfport was submerged in 10 feet of water. Only 28 property owners were insured against the damage.

"They all told us, `The levees are good. You can go ahead and build,"' said Parks, who did not buy flood coverage because her bank no longer required it. "We had so much confidence in those levees."

Around the country, thousands of residents who relied on risk maps from the Federal Emergency Management Agency, [FEMA], may unknowingly face similar dangers.

"People put all their hopes in those levees, and when they do fail, the damage is catastrophic," said Paul Osman, the National Flood Insurance Program coordinator for Illinois. "New Orleans is the epitome; a lot of those people didn't even realize they were in a floodplain until the water was up to their roofs."

Midwest Flood Victims Feel Misled
By TAMMY WEBBER and MARIA SUDEKUM FISHER, AP Posted: 2008-06-20 11:13:32

GULFPORT, Ill. (June 20) -- Juli Parks didn't worry when water began creeping up the levee that shields this town of about 750 from the Mississippi River - not even when volunteers began piling on sandbags.

After all, local officials had assured townspeople in 1999 that the levee was sturdy enough to withstand a historic flood, and FEMA had agreed. In fact, some relieved homeowners dropped their flood insurance, and others applied for permits to build new houses and businesses.

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