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Announcing the Pakistan Relief Fund
Hillary Rodham Clinton, Secretary of State, Washington, DC, August 19, 2010

US State Department WebSite reports: [Excerpt SOURCE]

From a transcript ....
" ... “Currently more than 20 million Pakistanis have been affected by the worst natural disaster in Pakistan’s history. That is more than the population of New York State. The enormity of this crisis is hard to fathom, the rain continues to fall, and the extent of the devastation is still difficult to gauge.

" ... The United States has and continues to take swift action to help. But governments cannot be alone in helping the people of Pakistan.

“That is why the United States Government through the Department of State has established the Pakistan Relief Fund for all Americans to join in this tremendous relief, recovery and reconstruction effort.

“The pictures we see coming out of Pakistan are painful images of human suffering at its worst. In surveying the lives and landscape affected by this disaster, we see brothers and sisters; mothers and fathers; daughters and sons. We see 20 million members of the human family in desperate need of help. This is a defining moment – not only for Pakistan, but for all of us. ... "

-- MEANWHILE --

Officials: U.S. drones kill 6 militants in Pakistan
Updated 6h 2m ago  [Excerpt SOURCE]

MIR ALI, Pakistan (AP) — Suspected U.S. missiles fired from an unmanned drone killed six militants Saturday in a Pakistani tribal region near the Afghan border, officials said.

Missiles struck two vehicles in Anghar Kala village near Miran Shah in North Waziristan — the second such attack since massive floods hit Pakistan in late July. The officials said some of the dead militants may be foreigners.

The tribal region is a haven for various Islamist militant groups. The main organization operating there is the Haqqani network, which focuses on attacking U.S. and NATO troops across border in Afghanistan.

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This perfect correlation of recent articles from USA State Department and War Department defines us ... yes it is our Mojo, our modus operandi ... We, USA, send $2 billion in relief to 20 million stranded Pakistani; while taking advantage of "climate change" simultaneously flushing out and killing Terrorists hiding in Pakistan... Genius!

MooPig proudly offers itself to this reward, since it represents double-faced personage.

"It is our best understanding of ourselves in present time .. we could never think of a better way to define our commitments to dichotomy of life as living things ..." says Propaganda Parody Chief Editor here at MooPig Enterprises, Earl Joe, "Better than fiction, yes, ... it is reality, as it happens, defines us... Brilliance; So do you get it?"

You see, Timmy, we are what we eat ... and ... we kill things to eat.

Isn't this where Osama Been Hiding?

MooPig does not toot its own horn very often ... or haven't you noticed?
Retrieved for Ed Porpoises by Pat Darnell

Preceding this horrific event, NOvember 4, 2009, MooPig had been preaching from its bully pulpit that the way to capture the attention of the Terrorists of the Mid-East, led by Osama bin Hidin', was to make it rain. Yes rain like a som-uva-bich' over those caves and dungeons that house our public international enemy numbers one through ten.
"Get out your rubberized Raincoat "
Guess what -- despite the catastrophic repercussions of having a vengeful mind and genuine hate for a person, MooPig Editor-in-Chief, alone, wishes to point out that little-dicked prickly bastard doe-eyed sack-of-shit twerp Bin Laden, probably does not know how to swim: sinks like a rock.

So, here is a MooPig send off: "Happy Drowning, Osama Bin Laden. I hope you are in a Ghost House with no stairs, and you have to stand in water up to your scraggly beard for 42 hours with you saying 'Make no waves' ... hasta la vista, mo)(&)(*f)*&)(ker."
[note: Bin L's sickness has made me a sicker person, admitted]

Only thing is -- why does OBL have to take 14 million innocent people down with him?

[Map SOURCE]   |   " ... (Excerpt) PESHAWAR, 8 August 2010 (IRIN) - For the past 10 days, torrential monsoon rainfall has killed more than 1,600 people inflicted widesperad damage across the country, with the northwestern province of Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa (KP) suffering the greatest losses, federal authorities and aid agencies say.

Estimates vary over the number of people affected by the floods. The UN Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA) said on 8 August four million had been affected, while some media reports suggest up to 14 million.

Unrelenting downpours continue to limit relief efforts and have grounded helicopters in KP, leaving thousands of people cut off in areas where roads and bridges have been swept away.

“Worse could lie ahead. More rains are expected and this could affect people in low-lying areas,” Mian Iftikhar Hussain, KP information minister, told IRIN. [SOURCE] ... "

-- Did Someone take my Advice...? --

Okay, so let's give him Malaria, buckets of Rain and Mosquitoes

Mullen says Osama bin Laden in Pakistan

July 25, 2010 by Homeland Security NTARC News
Filed under Homeland Security News  |  US officials continue to press for the whereabouts of al Qaeda terror leader Osama bin Laden.
Top American military commander Mike Mullen has said the US believes that the al Qaeda terror network leader Osama bin Laden and his deputy Ayman al-Zawahiri are in Pakistan.
The presence of these terrorist leaders in the region is a reason why “a principal part of the overall Af-Pak strategy is focused on elimination of safe havens” for them, Mullen told reporters.
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A lot of Arabs and Muslims are Normal; They like to Jive just like anyone else

Campbell Brown has written her latest commentary just in time for S*[excrete]*t Extra Hard on Arabs and Muslims Month.

Of course, Campbell Brown probably didn't mean to contribute and she may never know that she did. But add her latest piece, "So what if Obama were a Muslim or an Arab?" to the growing collection of arguments along that same line:

"There's nothing wrong with being Arab or Muslim. A lot of Arabs and Muslims are normal; they want to live just like anyone else. But make no mistake, Obama is NOT Arab and he's NOT Muslim. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But you should definitely know that Obama is a Christian. Which also means that he's not Arab."

Top 25 Reasons Why Obama's NOT an A-rab!

By Programmer Buydatti | KAOBOBfest: October 14, 2008

25. He doesn't have a mustache

24. He does not smell like Old Spice or dollar store cologne

23. When he plays basketball, he actually passes

22. Michelle is not his cousin -- nor was their marriage arranged through family, a friend, or a website

21. He did not use his father's convenience store money to buy his first Benz

20. He only has two kids

19. He actually meant it when he said Mona Khalidi is a good cook

18. His full name is not Obama Obama

17. He does not have a Sri Lankan maid

16. He does not pronounce his home state's name as "Illi-noise"

15. His wife doesn't wear a burka

14. He has a Yahoodi (Jewish) first name

13. He clearly does not have overt contempt for anyone who is not Arab

12. Although he does pronounce "Pakistan" more accurately than McCain, he doesn't call it "Bakistan"

11. He's black. as defined by the US government, A-rabs are white

10. He did not dance and pass out candy on 9-11

9. He's a candidate for the President of the United States of America

8. He has not cursed anyone's mother's sexual organs while calling her a whore, or asked God to destroy McCain's religion, father, or home

7. Actually, he's Phoenician...

6. He aspires to become President through the democratic process

5. He would have won Michigan in the primaries, even without being on the ballot

4. He didn't yell at all during the debates

3. He's actually wining the Jewish vote

2. He's racist against A-rabs

1. He has "hope"

[Tarboush Tip: Will, Fayyad, Emily, May, Fadi, Diana, Quiqui, Me]