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Sunday, August 08, 2010

Isn't this where Osama Been Hiding?

MooPig does not toot its own horn very often ... or haven't you noticed?
Retrieved for Ed Porpoises by Pat Darnell

Preceding this horrific event, NOvember 4, 2009, MooPig had been preaching from its bully pulpit that the way to capture the attention of the Terrorists of the Mid-East, led by Osama bin Hidin', was to make it rain. Yes rain like a som-uva-bich' over those caves and dungeons that house our public international enemy numbers one through ten.
"Get out your rubberized Raincoat "
Guess what -- despite the catastrophic repercussions of having a vengeful mind and genuine hate for a person, MooPig Editor-in-Chief, alone, wishes to point out that little-dicked prickly bastard doe-eyed sack-of-shit twerp Bin Laden, probably does not know how to swim: sinks like a rock.

So, here is a MooPig send off: "Happy Drowning, Osama Bin Laden. I hope you are in a Ghost House with no stairs, and you have to stand in water up to your scraggly beard for 42 hours with you saying 'Make no waves' ... hasta la vista, mo)(&)(*f)*&)(ker."
[note: Bin L's sickness has made me a sicker person, admitted]

Only thing is -- why does OBL have to take 14 million innocent people down with him?

[Map SOURCE]   |   " ... (Excerpt) PESHAWAR, 8 August 2010 (IRIN) - For the past 10 days, torrential monsoon rainfall has killed more than 1,600 people inflicted widesperad damage across the country, with the northwestern province of Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa (KP) suffering the greatest losses, federal authorities and aid agencies say.

Estimates vary over the number of people affected by the floods. The UN Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA) said on 8 August four million had been affected, while some media reports suggest up to 14 million.

Unrelenting downpours continue to limit relief efforts and have grounded helicopters in KP, leaving thousands of people cut off in areas where roads and bridges have been swept away.

“Worse could lie ahead. More rains are expected and this could affect people in low-lying areas,” Mian Iftikhar Hussain, KP information minister, told IRIN. [SOURCE] ... "

-- Did Someone take my Advice...? --

Okay, so let's give him Malaria, buckets of Rain and Mosquitoes

Mullen says Osama bin Laden in Pakistan
July 25, 2010 by Homeland Security NTARC News
Filed under Homeland Security News  |  US officials continue to press for the whereabouts of al Qaeda terror leader Osama bin Laden.
Top American military commander Mike Mullen has said the US believes that the al Qaeda terror network leader Osama bin Laden and his deputy Ayman al-Zawahiri are in Pakistan.
The presence of these terrorist leaders in the region is a reason why “a principal part of the overall Af-Pak strategy is focused on elimination of safe havens” for them, Mullen told reporters.
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