Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Nov 11, 2012 | Bryan TX
7 office gadgets headed for the graveyard - Slide Show - MarketWatch: "NEW YORK (MarketWatch) —
1. The Rolodex is first up on a list of office tools that may soon become obsolete. Invented in 1956, this rotating filing system for business contacts remained a fixture on most office desks well into the computer age. But some 58% of the 7,000 professionals surveyed by LinkedIn say the devices will likely be seen only on exhibit at the Smithsonian within the next five years. "
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2. Fax machines: The demise of the fax has been predicted for years, but these office workhorses may finally be put out to pasture, according to 71% of those surveyed. Indeed, they are No. 2 on LinkedIn’s soon-to-be-extinct list. Some of those who regard their paper-eating ways as environmentally unsound have even filmed themselves smashing their faxes to make their point.
3. Desktop phones: Now that email and instant messaging have rendered most phone conversations unnecessary, 35% of professionals say the desktop telephone will soon be merely decorative. This may not be as far-fetched as it sounds, especially if home phones are anything to go by. Only a decade ago, 97% of American homes had a land-line, compared with just 74% of homes today, according to a study by Pew Research.
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4. Tape recorders: When Mark Spoonauer, editor-in-chief at LaptopMag.com, wants to record an interview, he uses the record function on his iPhone. Smartphones are already replacing digital recorders. It’s no wonder that some 79% of those surveyed by LinkedIn say tape recorders will soon be obsolete.
5. USB thumb drives: Around 17% of professionals in the LinkedIn survey say USB thumb drives — the successor to the floppy disc, Zip drive and re-writable CD — will fall out of favor within the next five years. But Mark Spoonauer, editor-in-chief at LaptopMag.com, says they will probably be obsolete even before then. In addition to becoming unnecessary, the devices — which are typically plugged into many different computers — are increasingly being blamed for the spread of computer viruses, he says.
6. Business cards: Why carry around decks of business cards when social networking makes faster — and stickier — connections? LinkedIn says 15% of those surveyed expect business cards to become obsolete. Apps like CardMunch now allow people to hand out an endless supply of digital business cards.
7. The office cubicle: Call it corporate glasnost. Nearly 20% of those surveyed say management will tear down the walls of cubicles and replace them with open-plan work-spaces But while such layouts may foster teamwork and brainstorming, a recent survey by the Berkeley Center for the Built Environment says people are more sensitive to noise in open-plan offices.
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Do Limp Plumber's Work? [spell check] err... Lip Plumpers?

To try and answer this Frequently Asked Question, I checked as many classic sources I could, in hopes of finding a thread, or tip for a discussion on "whether lip plumper's work" or not.Only one source referred to "whether limp plumbers work," to which the answer is "not as often as they should."
[To view that source Please click here . Variations of lip plumbers... plumper's ...limp... work]
John Limp Plumbing
799 W Madison Street, Franklin, IN 46131

Then I went to more modern sources and of course plenty of lists came up with lots of referrals to Angelina Jolie:
Product name: Too Faced Lip Injection
Product name: Avon BEYOND COLOR Plumping Lipcolor with Retinol
Product name: Origins Underwear for Lips
Product name: CITY Lips Collagen Plumping Treatment


Product name: Eyeko's Super Size Shine
Product name: DuWop Venom Gloss
Product name: N.V. Perricone Alpha Lipoic



Soon everything started to fall in place, and it became a story worthy of the Crucifixion.

A pair of lips on fire, to sensualist, to occupy and mystify...
Well you can imagine reports flooded in saying "Hey, you can't do that!!!"
So the rest is deleted, but it was a good start to something untold...
Do Lip Plumper's Work?
At this time we can only conjecture that lip plumper's work as much as, but do not exceed, limp plumber's work.
PHOTO: The "most beautiful lips on Earth!!!". They
might quite possibly be the biggest
lips (even bigger than Angelina Jolie's). These lips measure out at just short of 1 kilometer wide.
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