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Thursday, June 19, 2008

Do Limp Plumber's Work? [spell check] err... Lip Plumpers?



To try and answer this Frequently Asked Question, I checked as many classic sources I could, in hopes of finding a thread, or tip for a discussion on "whether lip plumper's work" or not.

Only one source referred to "whether limp plumbers work," to which the answer is "not as often as they should."

[To view that source Please click here . Variations of lip plumbers... plumper's ...limp... work]

John Limp Plumbing
799 W Madison Street, Franklin, IN 46131




Then I went to more modern sources and of course plenty of lists came up with lots of referrals to Angelina Jolie:
Product name: Too Faced Lip Injection
Product name: Avon BEYOND COLOR Plumping Lipcolor with Retinol
Product name: Origins Underwear for Lips
Product name: CITY Lips Collagen Plumping Treatment
Product name: Eyeko's Super Size Shine
Product name: DuWop Venom Gloss
Product name: N.V. Perricone Alpha Lipoic Acid Lip Plumper with DMAE







Soon everything started to fall in place, and it became a story worthy of the Crucifixion.


A pair of lips on fire, to sensualist, to occupy and mystify...

Well you can imagine reports flooded in saying "Hey, you can't do that!!!"

So the rest is deleted, but it was a good start to something untold...

Do Lip Plumper's Work?


At this time we can only conjecture that lip plumper's work as much as, but do not exceed, limp plumber's work.






PHOTO: The "most beautiful lips on Earth!!!". They might quite possibly be the biggest lips (even bigger than Angelina Jolie's). These lips measure out at just short of 1 kilometer wide.

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