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Friday, July 18, 2014

MooPig Cage Match :: "Selena G vs Selena Q"

Who Wins in this First Ever Cage Match?
Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  July 18, 2014  |  Bryan TX


Selena Gomez Gets New Tattoo in Arabic : People.com: "The actress and "Come and Get It" singer, 21, got fresh ink from celebrity tattoo artist Bang Bang McCurdy, who inscribed the Arabic words that translate to "love yourself first" on her back below her right shoulder, E! News reports.

McCurdy posted a photo of Gomez on Instagram Wednesday after he'd completed his artwork. "
'via Blog this'


Selena Gomez

--versus--

Selena Quintanilla



[Picture LINK] "... I'm gonna knock those tattoos right off that b**ch! ..." says Selena Q posthumously.

Although a generation separates them, these two should be allowed to go one on one, toe to toe, in the cage for three championship rounds. Maybe iCarly will film it, and Shake It Up Chicago will perform between rounds.

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http://www.people.com/article/selena-gomez-new-tattoo-arabic
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/128686885--SELENA-quintanilla




Tuesday, March 19, 2013

UPDATE !!! MooPig Dance Trends Department :: "Zendaya’s Debut"

Youth Spirals Past the Geezers of Dance
Disambiguate'd by Pat Darnell and Plethora  |  Mar 18, 2013  |  Bryan TX

This is Dancing With the Stars Debut History. Youth explodes and runs past all the Geezers who would be dancing stars. Call Zendaya the only brightest spiral galaxy in an otherwise black hole of reality television madness. Call it what you want, but I never would have watched this ridiculous show if it were not for the champion effort of Zendaya and Val Chmerkovsky.
" ... Z[endaya] did actually stand out last night though, and we're not just biased. She earned the top spot with 24 points out of a possible 30.

We don't want to jinx it, but we totally think she's going to win this season. Check out Zendaya's DWTS debut in the video below, and don't forget to vote for her all season long!

More on: dancing with the stars, zendaya coleman (Posted 2 hours 48 min ago by Rachel Samara for Global Grind Staff. Read more: LINK) ... "


Some of you might know that MooPig Family was once on a TV Reality show called: "Honey, We're Killing the Kids." We kicked ass on that show, and we know the difference between schlumps and schumpeters. 

MooPig Odds Maker Department says, "Our money is on Zendaya to win, 100 to 1." Zendaya chuckles all the way to the bank, she's just sixteen!


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Monday, March 18, 2013

MooPig Dance Trends Department :: "Zendaya’s Debut"

Access Hollywood Says: ...
Disambiguate'd by Pat Darnell and Plethora  |  Mar 18, 2013  |  Bryan TX

[Picture LINK]

Zendaya’s Dancing With The Stars Blog: Getting Ready For Premiere Night!: "Last week we wrapped Season 3 of “Shake It Up” and I already miss my “Shake It Up” family. My TV brother Roshon was on “DWTS” and he has been giving me a lot of advice. He was like, listen, what you need to know is to blow your nose before you go out on stage. Because it’s live, snot will fly! I think that’s genius advice and I’m definitely going to have that in the back of my mind when we perform tonight! -- Zendaya"

'via Blog this'

Okay so it is attrition time. Pull an orange card from the Attrition Game Deck ...

MooPig Dance Trends Department has been following the career of Zendaya and her cohorts of Disney's "Shake It Up!" kids TV. The kids on the show are dancers on a local TV show called "Shake It Up Chicago," so, they are in a show about a show. Zendaya 's name on the show is Rocky, and her best friend is CeCe, real name: Bella Thorne.

What we noticed first time we saw the show was that none of the regulars could dance a lick. but that does not stop the General Audience rated action. We found the show refreshing, so we channel back to watch for new episodes.

Well, it is only the third season, and already star actress Zendaya is Dancing With The Stars, DWTS, tonight. so for sure we will tune in.

When asked "Why the one name billing for you, Zendaya?" She replies "My Dad made up the name and like 'Madonna,' you know, Zendaya!"

That is attrition in all its glory. Move over Madge, Beyonce, Charo, and the rest ... Zendaya!

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http://www.accesshollywood.com/zendayas-dancing-with-the-stars-blog-getting-ready-for-premiere-night_article_76799
http://watch.accesshollywood.com/video/access-hollywood-live:-the-shake-it-up-girls-on-their-disney-camaraderie-their-idols/1315343476001
http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/03/18/zendaya-eyes-smokey-makeup-dancing-with-the-stars/#ref=/2013/03/18/zendaya-eyes-smokey-makeup-dancing-with-the-stars/pos=

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